I watched a really dumb Christmas movie that took place in the UK and featured such stars as Kelsey Grammer not playing Frasier and John Cleese not playing Monty Python and Liz Hurley looking real fucking hot despite being 100 fucking years old…it was called FATHER CHRISTMAS and I watched it because my life goal is to make Christmas movies, they are the only movies that matter, no wait, I watched it because we basically live in a prison hell that we can’t escape and my only option of things to do is getting wasted and watching dumb fucking streaming options in hopes they figure out how to hypnotize the autistic fucks like me who can’t be hypnotized because we’re not wired that way….I’d fucking love to be won over by the media and totally on board for the takeover thinking it’s awesome….but instead I just sit back and wait for the vans to show up to take me away to dissenter camp and WHILE I do that…I happened across this movie…recently made movie…and Liz Hurley was smokin’…
So…it doesn’t make sense, women are supposed to rot, I was of the school of thought all her bikini pics were doctored, or her transgender son who creative directs her social media, or even some AI shit..CGI SHIT….INSTAGRAM FILTER….the “YOUNG LIZ HURLEY FILTER”….to turn all her fans into her so they feel less gay when eating their own cum after they are dumb…you know cuz their reflection looking back at them is LIZ HURLEY….but it turns out…she’s the real deal…and it may defy science or biology but who cares…she’s hot.
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