It’s funny to me that this sugar baby/influencer presents herself as fashion, when clearly this is softcore porno…

It reminds me of the 90s, when watching videos of her in her underwear pulling up pantyhose, which to an old timer like me who used to watch stolen Playboy produced videos for the record stores in order to jerk off to pretty similar content, seeing as they hardly showed pussy, maybe more tit, but essentially 80 percent of the clips with each model were in underwear…

Clearly, she understand the whole fake model influencer thing in her really expensive life, because doing something as simplistic as this is all she needs to do to get paid stupid amounts of money…and because she gets paid stupid amounts of money, she thinks this shit is innovative, art, or whatever, when really it’s pretty amateur…

The good news is lame or not, she’s in her underwear…and fake or not…she’s in her underwear…and I like that..because she could just as easily not be in her underwear, but getting as many views would be challenging…..so GO FOR THE CLICKBAIT…our boners need it…not that I get boners anymore…but you get what I mean…it’s not about me or my boner, it’s about your boners and not in a gay way….in a here’s a hot overrated NFL groupie who gets paid a lot of money because her audience buys what she’s selling…the TUPPERWEAR PARTY NEIGHBORHOOD QUEEN OF TODAY’S GENERATION…..

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