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2022

11

Nov

Olivia Culpo Nude of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures of Olivia Culpo are from,, I may have already posted them, but don’t remember because there are no longer iconic moments in pop culture, there are a series of 1000s upon 1000s of people doing all they can to be as famous as they can and on the way up, or maintaing being on the top, they do lame thirsty for attention shit like stripping down, assuming they are high profile enough to not be selling nudes on exclusive content sites.

Olivia Culpo has somehow managed to turn being a pageant whore, into being a pussy celebs like the Jonas brothers, who she uses their dicks as investments into her pussy, because they come with an ROI….

In her case, she packaged herself as a fashion icon, before deciding to be a football wife and has at least 2 or 3 public relationships with football players who run through her….

High profile hustlin’ as a trashy, attention seeking, influencer….

She currently has taken her scam to TV with her own show I am sure no one will watch, but she’s trying to be her best version of a Kardashian, so she won’t let it die in the water, self promotion, no matter how shameless pays well.

So this is her nude with designer purses cuz she’s one of them fancy whores, like when your stripper has CHANEL earrings on and you know you’re in for a fucking lap dance ride that is going to fucking cost you….

She’s leaving out her blown out labia, which is unfortunate….

She’s also leaving out her probably fake tits….also unfortunate….

But you can see skin, and fake lips for a fake as a fuck person, so there’s taht.

All these bitches are full on psychopaths.

She was out for the paparazzi crying for attention in a slut dress – YOU CAN SEE THE PICS HERE

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2022

05

Jul

Olivia Culpo Nipples of the Day

I don’t know why Olivia Culpo’s tits are visible or why she looks like some sort of animation, non human, internet generated image…..but I’ll assume this is one of those internet nerds who knows the steps in photoshop to reduce a photoof a girl in a skimpy dress, to a girl in a sheer dress, so if that discoloration is actually her nipple or not is questionable, but if you pretend you’re in the NFL and you’re needed to be a prop in her social media hustle of being a “fashion influencer”…then you can pretend that it’s her actual nipple on what I assume is her fake tits…..because everything about her, even her social media presence is fake and lame….just contrived influencer content that brands pay her to post because she has idiot white women thinking she matters or her opinion matters….

It is really the collapse of society when people follow random people to be told what to buy or how to live, especially when those random people are whores. CHOOSE BETTER IDOLS…..

HOWEVER, it’s a great hustle for CULPO, she gets the NFL co-signing her existence, all kinds of money that she can do whatever she wants with, like LOTS OF FUCKING MONEY to do whatever she wants with, all from gaming a social media platform with semi slutty pics….

It’s not brilliant, but she’s definitely doing life better than most, probably why people follow her to know what face injections to get….

If these are actually her tits, she’s gotta do more of this, makes me like her more than the non nude infomercial crying for social media attention cuz she thinks she’s hot….right…..

TITS make shit better.

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2022

23

Jun

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

Olivia Culpo is lame as shit to me because she does that whole INFLUENCER thing that is lame as shit to me because it involves the bitch trying so fucking hard to be interesting, influential, inspiring, at the right events, in the right outfits, all for a social media feed like some kind of insecure loser looking for friends, and validation….

Even when these bitches make millions and millions of dollars off this AVON LADY pushing products to the losers of the world like a fucking MLM scumbag who just knows how to curate content and outfits better then the average…..it’s still fucking lame.

Even when these bitches land their celebrity boyfriends, athlete boyfriends, which in Culpo’s case she’s done BOTH, MULTIPLE TIMES, and even if her life is one for WHITE girls to envy like groupie fucks, it’s really zero appealing to me.

It’s a scam, it’s lazy, it’s weak and even the shameless bikini pics are desperate, not desperate enough because there’s no dick in her mouth, she does that behind the scenes, when the CAMERAS of her self produced content production around her narcissistic self are off…..

But she looks pretty hot in a bikini, so let them thirst trap thot thirst trapping continue…as long as it is half naked, working towards full naked, because I don’t need inspiring, I can take low grade shit, if it’s half naked.

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2022

25

May

Olivia Culpo’s Bikini IV Drip Medical Procedure Erotica of the Day

Here’s some Olivia Culpo in Vegas getting an IV drip by the pool in some normalize having AIDS kind of way.

It’s one of those medical procedure erotica with some trashy bitch from Rhode Island that managed to scam the internet into thinking she’s some fashion influencer….you know some kind of kardashian getting paid millions all while being one of the fakest looking bitches around….but basic white girls need heroes….

I guess she took some time from getting fucked by the NFL, as she does, to pose slutty hard at work by the pool like a lazy bitch who knows she’s scamming….but I guess it’s not a scam when you can push your white girl follower to buy everything you tell them….it makes you the ultimate in AVON ladies…a goal for money grubbers with a dream everywhere….

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2022

04

May

Olivia Culpo’s Slutty Selfies of the Day

I forgot about Olivia Culpo, I don’t go on social media so I have no idea who is trending or what these sluts are up to, but as it turns out, she’s still fucking her reflection in these mirror selfies like it was an NFL player or team, and stripping down half naked because that’s how you make it in the instagram world motherfuckers…get down to that grey area of shameless and desperate whore showing off her tits while convincing other women you’re lifestyle is one to emulate, or that watching her live rich and travel rich while getting rich, is a life worth watching and the products she pushes worth buying.

I find it all low hanging fruit, I mean she got into the tabloids dating a Jonas brother after her pageant career….but when a whore is producing whore content like she’s on backpages when really she’s “influencing”….how can we really ignore.

All the fillers in the world can’t stop this bitch from giving you a cheesy lame ass model pose…

It is all so pathetic, all so lame, all so cheesy, are people really into this influencer posing because they have decided they are important bullshit?

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2022

25

Mar

Olivia Culpo Upskirt of the Day

I’m just surprised to see she’s wearing panties, I was expecting to see NFL dick, because I think her cunt’s nickname is the NFL dick lockerroom, or maybe it’s the post game shower, either way, she fucks a lot of NFL dick….which could be precisely why there are panties on…protecting it from the elements, maybe welts burn in the open air, can’t make it FREE RANGE PUSSY, must keep that shit in captivity like one of those KFC chickens that has no arms or legs or beaks…just suffocating and begging to be killed off and eaten by some fat greasy fuck…you know to further degrade it’s sad existence…or maybe it’s holding everything together like when you accidentally shot your thumb off and wrapped it in duct tape to get you to the hospital…

EITHER WAY, it’s an old fashion panty flash, these used to be exciting when celebs were still celebs and not shameless exhibitionist attention seeking whores….who still think they are better than us, in a different league than us, but we actually believed it because they were important, hot and didn’t mingle and selfie their lives begging us to watch….when this shit is instagram hot, worthy of NFL cock like she was a HOOTERS waitress sure, but total fucking trash…and in the worst way…because she’ thinks she’s all high end…I mean, look at her in her fancy dress…where does she think she’s going, the royal fucking wedding?

The real question is how did the lamest people become the top of the food chain people….ZUCKERBERG will have a lot of explaining to do when they send him back to his ROBOT landfill…

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2022

20

Jan

Olivia Culpo White Bikini of the Day

Olivia Culpo may try way too fucking hard….she even faked fucking a Jonas Brother to get her brand name / her name out there for the world to see when she was officially ready to be one of those “I show off my outfits and live an awesome life…watch me ladies….because you’ll never BE me but maybe you’ll buy shit I recommend because you want to be me…and I’ll get rich as shit in the process”…BUT AT LEAST SHE TRIES..

You see, the surgar baby, athlete fucker, primarily NFL athletes but she may have fucked other pros, I don’t keep track of her HYMEN or how blown out it’s shrapnel is…but yeah, the sugar baby knows that the internet is fake, so if you want to do it right, you gotta go EXTRA HARD with the content, the looks, the make-up, the filters, the fillers, the fit body, the sleazy shots for likes and follows, it helps the algorithm…and you know what…I appreciate it because there’s the opposite trend of not being glammed out, looking hot bodied, being half naked, and fucking athletes like an SI Model I guess she’s become….and those people are the genderless blue haired obese miserable fucks….and they aren’t as easy to jerk off to…I know…because I’ve tried….VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE…which I guess is Culpo’s approach to NFL cock…..

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2022

06

Jan

Olivia Culpo Panties of the Day

It’s funny to me that this sugar baby/influencer presents herself as fashion, when clearly this is softcore porno…

It reminds me of the 90s, when watching videos of her in her underwear pulling up pantyhose, which to an old timer like me who used to watch stolen Playboy produced videos for the record stores in order to jerk off to pretty similar content, seeing as they hardly showed pussy, maybe more tit, but essentially 80 percent of the clips with each model were in underwear…

Clearly, she understand the whole fake model influencer thing in her really expensive life, because doing something as simplistic as this is all she needs to do to get paid stupid amounts of money…and because she gets paid stupid amounts of money, she thinks this shit is innovative, art, or whatever, when really it’s pretty amateur…

The good news is lame or not, she’s in her underwear…and fake or not…she’s in her underwear…and I like that..because she could just as easily not be in her underwear, but getting as many views would be challenging…..so GO FOR THE CLICKBAIT…our boners need it…not that I get boners anymore…but you get what I mean…it’s not about me or my boner, it’s about your boners and not in a gay way….in a here’s a hot overrated NFL groupie who gets paid a lot of money because her audience buys what she’s selling…the TUPPERWEAR PARTY NEIGHBORHOOD QUEEN OF TODAY’S GENERATION…..

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2021

16

Dec

Olivia Culpo Nipple of the Day

I did a post on Olivia, Miss America, or Miss Rhodes Island, or Miss NFL Player Fucker, yesterday…

I don’t know much about her, but she plays a fashion influencer on the internet.

She makes a lot of money as a fashion influencer on the internet, so she’s brand friendly, mainstream, probably pushes huge amounts of sales like a Kardashian, because her audience is engaged…and through it all, sh’s often way to done up, way to instagram looking, but that’s what the people want, and by people I mean NFL players since she’s publicly dated 15 of them, before dabbling with a transgender back when she was dating the Jonas Brother, which is really when she hit the scene running and I first heard of her….but in her Jonas bros era, it was likely not a purity ring thing, more of an anal sex thing, where she was the one doing the penetrating…you know rich and famous people are weird, especially when they grew up amongst perverts in the industry.

The point of the story is that as Culpo makes millions, runs with rich people, in all the right party zones, gaming the fucking system…SHE has brought some NIPPLE to the social media and that’s fucking GREAT content production as far as I’m concerned.

She’s also humping what could be a dog or a pillow like some naughty vet who got into the business for all the wrong reasons….and has her tits out in that too because she’s the modern day hero we need…pretty hot stuff, I get why they all try to fuck her…

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2021

15

Dec

Olivia Culpo Tit of the Day

When I think about Olivia Culpo, which is never, I don’t fucking think about Olivia Culpo, I don’t even know what an Olivia Culpo is, but when I see her content that I am forced to put up because the overlords communicate with me through EMFs on my computer WIFI and they push specific talent on me through their AI algorithms where I ask myself….sometimes…WHY DID THEY CHOOSE HER AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE….

The pageant girl who plays the man’s man who drinks, spits and fucks….or maybe she swallows…but what I am saying is she plays this “cool chick” vibe…burger and fry guy….fucks athletes, owns bars, does cool shit….while also playing some pretentious expensive designer fashion bullshit…ALL at the same time…

IS THAT WHY people like her, or is it the tits and the INSTAGRAM looking face…

WHO FUCKING CARES, I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT….you assholes.

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