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2019

16

Apr

Olivia Culpo Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Olivia Culpo SLutty

Olivia Culpo out here for Esquire Mexico – because she is the most important girl on Instagram.

I have no ideal how that happened, she looks a little plastic to me, but then again, isn’t everyone who has made a career for themselves on Instagram…

She was some Miss Rhode Island, or wherever she is from, maybe she climbed the ranks of the Pageant World, I don’t pay attention enough to care…and I didn’t really think anyone paid attention enough to care about pageants, but she has been working the scene since….2012….where she dated a Jonas Brother, got some hype, has since dated athletes cuz she’s all American and has got more hype and is now in EVERY instagram brand deal ever…

Here’s how I think shit went down, cuz I am smart…and will break it down for you…

She was Miss USA in 2012. She won TRUMP’s Miss Universe is 2012. TRUMP Sold Miss Universe to William Morris Endeavour in 2015….WME is the biggest TALENT agency in the world, they also own the UFC…they are run by your friend Ari Emmanuelle who was the basis of the agent in Entourage…and a dude name Patrick who was the husband of the woman who Jeff Bazos cheated on his wife with…

Still with me?

Ok…so William Morris represents the Jonas Brothers – meaning they placed Olivia Culpo as the Jonas Brother’s girlfriend to get her some hype, but to also get Miss Universe some HYPE…the more people talk about Miss Unvierse as if it is a thing, the more it is worth to their HUGE organization.

Being TALENT AGENTS means they are in on every brand deal that happens, every event that happens…They literally rep everyone…so throw CULPO in the mix as their INFLUENCER…and boom, she matters.

She was created by the corporations that control the media…the TALENT AGENCY..

And now OLIVIA CULPO makes sense to me….

Here she is at Coachella

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2019

05

Apr

Olivia Culpo for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

Olivia Culpo Harpers Bazaar

Olivia Culpo proves that even if you’re a nobody…print media will do a story on you…because they are desperate for hits….

Olivia Culpo is the TILA TEQUILA of her generation – only far less interesting because she’s a safe for work Instagram girl who poses in basic outfits that remind me a Matcha Latte in a pink toned cafe surrounded by Banana leaf wallpaper…

It’s just fucking played out, and not in a fun way, in this stylized way everyone is doing it…and the only reason care is she knows how to instagram market, work with brands and fuck NFL players…cuz they are too brain damaged to know how she’s just fucking tolling…trolling that made her become something Harper’s wants…

Living her dream out…and still not even someone who has done anything ever.

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2019

28

Mar

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

Olivia Culpo Bikini

Olivia Culpo may not be a household name, but she’s got instagram followers, lots of instagram followers and brands seem to like working with her, because I guess she’s been strategic in her whoring, pretending to be a fashion blogger, when really just navigating the world that social media opened up to her, by finding the most relevant dick to stick up in her….

I think she was a Miss America, or Miss Teen USA, pageant girl…that’s how she got her start and found herself getting penetrated by a JONAS brother…before targting NFL cock….

Now, the paparazzi take pics of her, she goes to events, she is relevant to marketers…and the whole thing is so stupid, but she takes dramatic, slutty, tit out bikini pics cuz she knows she’s a whore riding some bullshit wave and we know she’s a whore too..

Olivia Culpo Bikini

Olivia Culpo Bikini Pussy Print


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Here is some of her workout erotica..
Olivia Culpo Workout Booty

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2019

26

Mar

Olivia Culpo Got Them Tits On of the Day

Olivia Culpo Tits Bikini

Olivia Culpo got her tits on…

You may not know who Olivia Culpo and that’s ok. She really doesn’t matter and is not famous, despite what she may think about herself….which I know, because I know girls, is likely really really fucking highly of herself…You know like she’s a creator, an influencer, a blogger, a trendsetter…when really she’s a bitch who fucked a Jonas Brother, before a series of NFL players, who now exists on social media, so she wants more of the world to know about her, she wants to grow her audience, and there is only one way to do that…TITS…people love tits…give the people what they want while pretending you’re a leader in style, so brands pay you to go to their dumb events…..in a what came first, the Olivia Culpo brand name that no one really knows…or the tits….my money is on the tits.

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2019

13

Mar

Olivia Culpo in Activewear Of the Day

Olivia Culpo like every mom under 55 at the grocery store…is busting out the fitness activewear like she just went to the gym, or left the gym, to look like she’s fit and active, when she probably just starves herself out…

Maybe all the 55 and under moms at the grocery store are dressed like this because people like Olivia Culpo are REAL influencers and have REAL influence on people via their social media channels.

I would argue that no one knows who Olivia Culpo, despite all her followers…that may or may not be real…but that I will assume are not real…because nothing is real…but the brands are ok with that as they pay her stupid money to post their shit and attend their events…you know things she would do for free but now gets paid for cuz marketing is mental and social media is dumb..,but works for some people…and the reality is all the moms in activewear are so basic, mainstream and obvious…that they do probably all follow Culpo because they are on that instagram thing all the young people are doing and….it’s where they shop….not bad for a sugar baby, instagram slut, who fucks celebs and athletes…to get followers…to make money…SCAM the system in reverse anarchy…where you become the most candy coated mainstream version of the system. Lame.

Point being…Culpo is garbage…but keep up the activewear…it allows me to see pussy definition in public always…not that I go out in public…but ya know….

Here she is in some see through shit – NIPPLE??
Olivia Culpo See Through Tits

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2019

20

Feb

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

Olivia Culpo Bikini

Olivia Culpo is a football slut…

She calls herself an influencer, but she’s really just some bitch who fucked some famous people at the right time and got some instagram followers for it…

She then was able to attend a bunch of events, to seem like she mattered, grow that following through her outfits, because Americans love style icons who inspire them in their choices when they are at the mall…because Americans love the Mall…

She was able to leverage that and have sex with at least 2 NFLers she pretended were her boyfriends until they cheated on her, not knowing they cheated on her, because she wasn’t really part of their storylines..but they were part of hers…cuz that’s what happens when you’re irrelevant, trying to be relevant.

The good news is that she looks alright in a bikini….even if the staged pics are shitty and boring and face-tuned, that’s the basis of Instagram and it sucks!

Olivia Culpo Bikini

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2019

29

Jan

Olivia Culpo Tight Dress of the Day

Olivia Culpo Tight Dress

The fact that the paparazzi follow Olivia Culpo around is hilarious to me. She’s not famous, she’s just some instagram chick who fucked a Jonas brother before he married some Indian…dot not feather…in some magical ceremony that the media picked up on…unless she was with the other one…in which case she was just someone he banged through, before giving her back to the world to find her way, where she ended up on the dick of a few NFL players, as these girls do….they are raised by dads who put so much value on sports in America, that to bed a sports man is something that would make dad proud, and to get knocked up by one…is someting to make your bank balance proud as you cash the fuck in on your uterus…

But now…now she’s “famous” because she attends events for LITERALLY doing nothing but fucking the right people..

Shhe’s not an actor, or model..she’s literally an instagram account being treated like the famous…

The world is nuts, which works for you, cuz you like nuts, in your mouth, homo.


Olivia Culpo Tight Dress

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2018

26

Nov

Olivia Culpo See Through of the Day

Olivia Culpo Nude Bra Black See Through Shirt

Olivia Culpo may be wearing a stupid fucking bra for for the paparazzi who I guess she wants to be a subtle attention whore with, you know to not be overly obvious with her tits out all over the place like they are in the DMs of football players she sometimes gets to date publicly…strategy….

Some of the best whores out there, are the least whore in public, and the proof that this Culpo hustle is working comes in the form of the paparazzi actually following her around like she matters when really she just has a big instagram, which happens to everyone, and isn’t actually a celebrity or a talent in any way. She just played the fucking system right and is making money because of it and as silly as that is…it’s pretty funny to see yet another irrelevant become relevant through a little hustle in a lazy fucking world….a hustle that involved fucking as many famous people as she could until becoming famous in her own right…not that she’s famous, but the paparazzi are using their camera flash to see tit on her black shirt like old school paparazzi erotica…and so many other girls out there on istagram wish they were this advanced in their hustle…

The whole thing is stupid.

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2018

15

Nov

Olivia Culpo See Through Dress of the Day

Olivia Culpo See Through Dress Black Panties Braless

Olivia Culpo’s at the CMAs…because she knows that she’s got NO business being at the CMAs, but that people are probably watching the CMAs, and with them watching the CMAs they’ll see her name, notice her, and maybe follow her on social media or elevate her as a brand name in influencing fashion, and it helps that she’s wearing a see through dress, looking slutty as fuck, really just trying to make some noise while dialing right into America..

Years ago, I know a girl who wanted to be a popstar, and I told her a very important fact that I guess Taylor Swift followed the lead on, because Taylor and I have a pyschic connection in case you didn’t know…and that is that Country music fans are fucking simple, loyal, and as long as you’re white, lifetime fans.

That’s not to say country is racist, or hick, or that these people are the only people still buying CDs, it’s just to say like their love for America, they love the people who sing them their songs, whether on the ranch, farm, or trailer park trailer home….

They still buy LeAnn Rimes music. They still support her after all she’s done…they are good people, simple people, American people…God loving and fearing people…and they represent 50 percent of the population. Get in with them, like you were TRUMP and you’ve got a career..

So CMAs are probably the most watched Award shows, not cuz Country fans don’t have internet, I see them all on Facebook leaving comments on shit, but they are so into their music, culture and scene…that they watch…and CULPO gets seen.

It’s not brilliant necessarily, but for a talentless Football player fucking instagram whore…it’s clever…

The see Through Dress helps make the most of it…but just being there makes me understand she’s serious about being seen.

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2018

12

Nov

Olivia Culpo Nipple Pop of the Day

Olivia Culpo Nipple Pop

Olivia Culpo is out there with her tits out, because I guess that’s what you do when your second NFL boyfriend is caught cheating on your instagram model ass, you know a position that should be mocked and ridiculed by the general public for being that shameless attention seeker, you know the type, you probably went to high school with the type, the not so hot girl who thought she was hot and as a consequence became an over achiever…

This crabber from Maryland, is out there getting crabs, if crabs are still a thing, now that people massacre their bush thanks to fitting into trends…has made it pretty far from constantly dating up. She gets paid now….and invited places to pull her tit out…a tit you can pretty much see nipple on….NIPPLE ON…at least I think that’s nipple…

Empowering.

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