Olivia Culpo may try way too fucking hard….she even faked fucking a Jonas Brother to get her brand name / her name out there for the world to see when she was officially ready to be one of those “I show off my outfits and live an awesome life…watch me ladies….because you’ll never BE me but maybe you’ll buy shit I recommend because you want to be me…and I’ll get rich as shit in the process”…BUT AT LEAST SHE TRIES..

You see, the surgar baby, athlete fucker, primarily NFL athletes but she may have fucked other pros, I don’t keep track of her HYMEN or how blown out it’s shrapnel is…but yeah, the sugar baby knows that the internet is fake, so if you want to do it right, you gotta go EXTRA HARD with the content, the looks, the make-up, the filters, the fillers, the fit body, the sleazy shots for likes and follows, it helps the algorithm…and you know what…I appreciate it because there’s the opposite trend of not being glammed out, looking hot bodied, being half naked, and fucking athletes like an SI Model I guess she’s become….and those people are the genderless blue haired obese miserable fucks….and they aren’t as easy to jerk off to…I know…because I’ve tried….VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE…which I guess is Culpo’s approach to NFL cock…..

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