Tanlines are nature’s highlighter…the accessory that never comes off…until you’re locked away in your house for 2 years without any hope of every leaving…but finding comfort in the agoraphobia while you get fatter, lazier, half dead and grow your bush, armpit hair, leg hair and eyebrows out…..

Yes, there are tanlines available for purchase for those people who are agoraphobic, thanks to government mandates, you know to give some sense of normalcy, like going on that beach vacation, or just laying out in the sun like you did before you were scared of air, but I guess that only works for sex workers who take nudes, as the real broken down by the pandemic ain’t taking nudes, they’re just eating their fucking souls away.

The point is that TANLINES represent so much and they are all worth jerking off to while they still exist, because they HAVEN’T turned off the sun yet, but you know your favorite MSN CHAT climate engineer is working at it…

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