This bitch gets paid motherfuckers..

Olivia Culpo is some bullshit media manipulator that clearly has a good manager who helped polarize her as some kind of influencer…so all the brands use her in their campaigns yet no one even knows who the fuck Olivia Culpo is….

She’s just been strategic since winning her pageant, which I assume is Miss America…back 10 years ago before working her way under a Jonas Brother, before realizing musicians who fuck their brothers are queer because it reminds them of being molested when they were child song and dancers….is not as fun as pro athletes…and has since been linked to not 1, not 2, but at least 10 athletes, I am pretty sure all are white because she’s gotta be a fucking racist….she’s so mall-brand of a person that I can’t imagine she takes the big black dick yet, but it doesn’t mean she won’t end up going down that route she just hasn’t yet, and eventually the NFL will be out of white cock for her opportunist cunt.

Point being she’s been at this for at least 10 years, on the hustle, fucking trending people, and it’s worked because bitch gets fucking paid…and there is no way that TARGET didn’t pay her to go shopping for some dumb shit now that she’s back in LA as she’s no longer in her home state of Rhode Island she pretends to love so much despite living in LA….and there is no way this isn’t paid paparazzi bullshit pics that she tipped them off about…there’s no way her pics are worth following her to a parking lot…

It’s all bullshit, but her tits are out…influencer tits that ain’t got no influencer cuz she’s useless and nothing anyone should look up to….unless they want to learn to use their pussy to fuck important people and to profit of that while never quite being important are her own…it’s a good old fashioned Eleanor Roosevelt feminism…of only mattering cuz of the men you get with…in Eleanor Roosevelt’s case it was a relative she didn’t fuck because she was a lesbian, but it sure helped her legacy survive…where as the leading women of today don’t even have to do make-up tutorials…they just need to lie about products you don’t need …that is their garbage legacy…going to target in a bra for 10,000 dollars….

fuck em all.

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Olivia Culpo is in a bikini. She’s got her Influencer titties out because that’s what she does now that she’s got all those followers thanks to dating some high profile people. You know what they say it takes a good man to make a whore a success. Maybe they don’t say that, but it’s the basic definition of pimpin’. In her case, her pimp was the virginal Jonas brothers who know you are probably serious sexual deviants because Disney Made them that way. They were with Disney weren’t they?

Either way, these tits must be in MIAMI for SUPER BOWL, because she only fucks NFL players, so it is a big weekend for her. I guess it’s a status thing and a lucrative option of sperm to insert in her when she’s ready. Guaranteed 20k a month motherfuckers, no more influencer on instagram peddling like a sex worker needed. All that was just a guise to make the NFLers think she’s not some cocktail waitress out for their money.

Let’s just hope the brain injury of whoever she does end up seducing don’t Aaron Hernandez her…OJ her….*insert murdering head injury NFL Plwyer” her….you know cuz we don’t like wishing death upon any tits….not on Super Bowl Weekend, not whilst they are in bikinis. Not ever.

We like staring at them instead.

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Rhode Island’s own pageant girl who was clever enough to channel her inner Kardashian to become famous on instagram for nothing more than posting some provocative pics, to support her publicity garnered from dating “relevant people”, Olivia Culpo, who has amassed a large following despite not being famous, in a who the fuck cares about this trash to the typical outsider, but apparently brands do as they throw money at her, but more importantly, so do dumb JOCKS…

She does have some tits though, tits that have been cum on by numerous athletes because she’s on instagram and built her business on instagram and targeting dudes they want to fuck on instagram when having a large following pretty much guarantees they’ll get the dude they are trying to fuck.

Since Culpo is athlete focused, her gods are seemingly white NFL players, she’s run through 3 maybe 4 in the last year or two and her current one is Christian McCaffrey, I guess trying to filter through the trash to figure out the best one to get knocked up by.

It’s all strategy, all tactics, and these dudes fall for it…because the girl is a pro. Literally.

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I do not understand why or how Olivia Culpo became a thing. I just assume that she wanted to be an influencer and becoming an influencer isn’t all that hard so she just emulated influencers….but I also assume that she had some agents or management who figured the Pageant girl was marketable and they guided her along the way…monetizing her early on with bullshit campaigns she was overpaid to promote…all while having basically no talents or skills beyond trying to seduce pro athletes and other “top tier” dudes to fuck her…which I assume isn’t all that hard when you have millions of fake followers and dumb rich jocks are like “I’ll fuck her”…because why fucking not….only giving her more hype and attention…confusing marketing people into thinking she was relevant and making her more and more money all while NO ONE knows who the fuck she is.

The whole thing is pretty fucking weird but a slut being a slut is good enough to me.

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Olivia Culpo owns at least one 3.5 million dollar house in California…

Which means bitch is getting paid a lot of fucking money for doing whatever the fuck this instagram modeling is….

It’s not like she’s had any kids with any of the NFL dudes she fucks to bring home to her dad and brothers back in Rhode Island, where sports are king…and their immediate family (sister/daughter) fucking sports with her vagina that could have been a stripper’s vagina, but instead is an “Influencer” vagina that fucks athletes….

This shit is self made, and all it takes is strategy pics of her half naked body on the internet under the illusion that it’s premium.

What the fuck is wrong with society, where this is what is celebrated and what is multi-millionaire…

She legit does nothing…and isn’t even that hot…but I guess dumb women buy whatever she’s selling….on some AVON lady kick…

I’ll still stare at her gratuitous cunt shot, cuz she’s gotta give the illusion that she’s hot, otherwise athletes won’t execute her final plan which is to marry one under the guise that she’s some self made chick with her own money not trying to mooch….while MOOCHING…it is all strategy..

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Olivia Culpo is some overrated instagram girl who fucks NFL people cuz when you have followers, people confuse you for mattering and when you have followers, brands throw money at you, and when you have followers, NFL players think you’re worth fucking more than the basic groupie they are used to fucking…and she’s got followers…

I don’t know why people follow her, or turn to her as some kind of authority or leader, but it’s got her in SI SWIM where she gets to really dial into the NFL / Athlete world…which is her favorite kind of sperm to try to get impregnated by…you know Rhode Island whores who play the guy’s girl, while being the girl’s fashion icon are easy to figure out…but the rest of the world just likes to buy into the lie cuz they need someone to be that lie…to market their shit no one needs…in a cycle of shit we call pop culture…

Garbage but the photogs shorts are pretty hype. He looks like poofter so he gets the pass, but BROS in colleges everywhere dress in shorts, bragging about their short inseam, they even sell short shorts at fucking WALMART cuz it’s so mainstream…what’s up with that?

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