Olivia Culpo is some overrated instagram girl who fucks NFL people cuz when you have followers, people confuse you for mattering and when you have followers, brands throw money at you, and when you have followers, NFL players think you’re worth fucking more than the basic groupie they are used to fucking…and she’s got followers…

I don’t know why people follow her, or turn to her as some kind of authority or leader, but it’s got her in SI SWIM where she gets to really dial into the NFL / Athlete world…which is her favorite kind of sperm to try to get impregnated by…you know Rhode Island whores who play the guy’s girl, while being the girl’s fashion icon are easy to figure out…but the rest of the world just likes to buy into the lie cuz they need someone to be that lie…to market their shit no one needs…in a cycle of shit we call pop culture…

Garbage but the photogs shorts are pretty hype. He looks like poofter so he gets the pass, but BROS in colleges everywhere dress in shorts, bragging about their short inseam, they even sell short shorts at fucking WALMART cuz it’s so mainstream…what’s up with that?

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