I don’t subscribe to the Olivia Culpo manufactured hype an I have a hard time believing anyone actually gives a fuck about her…but I guess when the population is easy to mind control…it’s pretty easy to create “influencers” in the least organic ways….I mean 5 years ago, you could create an influencer for under 10,000 dollars, which is probably a lot less than what went into making OLIVIA CULPO and that’s not even factoring in all the famous cock she has had sex with at what I’d say was probably valued around 5k a pop because she was a Miss America or Miss Provincetown, or wherever the fuck she got her start CRABBING before getting actual famous man CRABS….not that people get crabs anymore…the ATTACK ON BUSH…was an attack on CRABS…and you gotta feel bad for those CRAB shampoo companies who were there for us when we needed them, only for people to turn their back on them.

Anyway, CULPO, now a fashion influencer, who just happens to only fuck NFL players, is doing some porny fashion shoot putting on some 20,000 dollar dress, because we are in a society of excess and the funny thing about it is that when all these people push their expensive designer clothing on us, like they are fancy or more important than the Walmart Shopper, NEW RICH trash shit that is going on across the board with these idiots blind to everything, but NEEDING stupidly priced made in China shit because SUBURBAN models like OLIVIA CULPO and other trash promote it….from their RANGE ROVERS…or whatever.

It’s not impressive, that’s the point.

I’ll still look, because I’m a pervert.

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Olivia Culpo is one of those “New Rich” idiots. You may know one of them in your everyday life, but you probably don’t, they are a specific breed of literal dicksuckers….

I have been in “new rich” idiot houses that they try to set up like they are hotels, where they have things like “candy shops” within their kitchen pantry, that feature all the top candy you can buy at COSTCO, to make you feel like you’ve got a candy shop in your cupboard…

For some reason, this is seen as a sign of success, because everyone is the same fucking loser chasing the same things. That’s how trends happen, how artists get rich, they just sell the same idiot the same thing by telling them this is how the rich live and they scramble accordingly…

I am not a fan of CULPO, but she puts in the work to be that influencer that she has imagined or created herself to be. She is paid highly to live a life that other ladies subscribe so that she can help sell products. She’s figured out the loophole, or the matrix, or the method to the program that shouldn’t be too hard to figure out since the general audience is an idiot…..but she knows how to curate her shit and part of that is showing off her shit, like her candy drawer to make you envious of her stockpile of candy she’ll get to eat during the great collapse of society we are facing….but luckily she’s got tits and a hole so can whore herself into the new satanic world we are headed towards thanks to all this woke shit…not that she hasn’t been practicing with everyone in the woke NFL and a Jonas brother or two..

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Olivia Wilde is supposed to be Dolly Parton, but she clearly fucking failed at it….but at least she tried to get the tits right, because that’s what we’re looking for with any Dolly Parton costume…

I am a huge Dolly Parton fan, I want to be buried at Dollywood, she’s a fucking legend, so I think dressing like her when you’re far less impressive as an “artist”, not that I consider Olivia Wilde an artist, but I am sure Olivia Wilde considers herself an artist, probably not a very good one….but as far as I’m concerned that makes this ARTIST FACE…like black face, as offensive really…a hack trying to be an icon….and sucking at it.

You have to keep in mind that Olivia Wilde’s got millions of dollars from her acting, millions of dollars from her ex husband’s acting, millions of dollars from her boyfriend’s One Direction-ing which is also known as sucking Simon Cowell dick….and millions of dollars from her rich family…

Yet her costume looks like it was pulled out of dumpster….or her closet..in the most lazy way…

This is what a recently single woman who has been eating ice cream for a month puts together after being convinced by her girls to get out of the house, maybe she’ll meet someone, forgetting that it’s a pandemic, we live in hell, and life is meant to be on the computer.

I have a feeling that Olivia Wilde didn’t even wear this out to a party, but did it for her social media, because all these clowns are so internet obsessed, because internet talent is more important than they are, which they hate, because in their minds they are part of some exclusive…VERY exclusive club….

I will say that even with the tits, this bitch is missing a waist to hip ratio that would make her attractive to the average man, which is likely why she dates fags.

WAIST TO HIP RATIOS aren’t supposed to be 1:1 loser….TAKE THAT.

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Olivia Culpo’s out here topless for money like a stripper….you know SHOW THE TITS and the MONEY will follow, it’s the lowest level of marketing a woman can do, thanks to being built with a built-in billboard to say “LOOK AT ME”…

Culpo, who plays a “dude’s dude”…because she knows how simplistic these MEN of the world are…”I like sports, I like beer, I’m cool see”….and dudes jerking off to her are like “does she like action movies, does she like sex….oh my god MAYBE SHE LIKES PIZzA”…you simple minded basic fucks….and look “SHE EVEN HAS TITS” to go with that bloated stretched out muppet face, because all these idiots getting paid from social media are trash…overpaid trash…who luckily gets to fuck high profile athletes because she’s gone through 3-5 that we’ve heard of…and the next one will probably drop his load in her so that she can rebrand as a “mom” influencer to open up the doors to far more bullshit marketing money….

The fact that this is what women buy from is hilarious…like get a fucking grip ladies…you need a naked instagram piece of shit to sell you product…I mean sure if this was an AVON lady knocking on my door I’d be into it…but just some lame ass picture of her done up way too aggressively is trash.

PLUS if you get naked, get fucking naked, you arm bra cocktease using us for views to get more money out of brands, USER. SHE IS USING YOU!

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Miss Rhode Island USA winner who probably prefers to be called Miss USA or even more substantial Miss Universe 2012..but who is probably better known as that shameless instagram slut who posts provocative pictures along with her “fashionable” pictures to trick people into thinking she’s some kind of lifestyle brand and not some modern avon lady who pushes her empty souled followers to buy shit they don’t need, and may not even afford….ALL while being TOTALLY uninteresting, uninspiring, in her curated bullshit designed to push product, so that the NFL players she fucks, and there have been a bunch of them, don’t realize she’s just a status chasing clout chasing wallet fucking twat who really believes her own bullshit hype…try hard fuck.

The good news is that at 29, she hasn’t got knocked up by one of her football wallets she fucks yet, but she will…and before she does…take in her relatively hot bikini body, which is almost meaningless since there’s endless hot bikini bodies on the internet…but is still something…MORE bikini pics for a mindless society.

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Olivia Culpo is some other bullshit instagram scam that was packaged as some legit fashion blogger, or icon….when she’s pretty fucking basic and typical to me…don’t all bitches dress like this, why we gotta pay her the stupid money to do it for them, but I guess they all need idols or idiots to look up to…it’s a slave mentality where people think they aren’t as important as the people they worship….when really, they could be, if they just stopped following these fucking scammers.

Her story is simple, a Pageant girl from Rhode Island who went to LA to fuck as many celebrities as she could for the press, only to post her best outfits and some bikini pics on social media, before deciding to be a “mans’ man” who is into sports and drinking, so she fucked a few football teams and started a few alcohol brands and is now an INFLUENCER icon making millions….all while being pretty fucking boring…

At least she’s got her Sports Illustrated swim coverage, so she can be that bikini model with rich boyfriends, making her own money, for life…or until her pussy officially dries up, but by then she’ll be collecting stupid child support…alimony…and living off her fortunes made from being relatively average….maybe that is her appeal…..I mean her bikini body looks good enough to justify her scam…I mean at least she does it right…gave credit where credit is due…I guess..

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Olivia Culpo is some overly mainstream, Miss America, bullshit mall brand looking fuck pretending to be high fashion and important, thanks to being rich and fucking the football team, but who I think is overrated, a try hard, a phoney, with little to offer the world…because nothing she does is interesting in her overly curated bullshit mall brand feed….but she chases status with this pussy of hers…

I get that middle of the road chicks who pretend they are these hot, rich, and important sugar baby, sex workers….and the best thing about her and her cash grab is that she pretends to be a dudes chick, and a restauranteur who has nothing but terrible reviews, and the only thing Rhode Island about her is that her pussy likely smells like CRAB MEAT and potentially meth…or opiates…

I don’t know why these girls get in the circuit and the athletes pass them around, there are countless less self important cunts out there, who are hotter, have less face injections and are less obvious in their sex work, their dick sucking, their ladder climbing, their “I’m a fucking influencer who fucks”…I guess Athletes are the queer “Team Mentality” losers who shower together, so maybe that’s why they pass around the cunt…not concerned about how dusty she is from their dried cum…because they’ve had those dicks too…jock-shit..

She’s in a bikini, looks like a lot of bullshit to me, but bros of the internet like her…she’s the SPORTS SITE FROM BOSTON’s dream girl…but bros have traditionally had terrible taste in women…you middle of the road fucks and your middle of the road pussy.

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Your girl Olivia Culpo, who I always thought of as a sex worker of Instagram, just more high profile than the gutter spam bot sex offers we get from random whores trying to sell their panties, because big brands think she’s important, or fashionable, despite clearly being a sugar baby whore trying to get knocked up by an NFL player or athlete, even though she makes HUGE money on her own, in what I’d call DOING instagram right…making it work for her…faking it til she made it…from Miss USA or some shit to getting fucked by dudes who have a lot of money in luxurious places to trick the marketing people that you are luxurious too…it’s almost masterful…brilliant…

Well, she’s finally showed her fucking tits, on a Yacht…tits I’ve wondered how authentic they are since all this shit is fake…and tits I’ll say are 90 percent fake..there’s just a bit too much upper roundness to them…a bit too much firmness for a 30 year old…and firmness is not quite perkiness…it’s that shit looks harder than the TORSO of a sex doll I found in the trash, hosed down and titty fucked for a year of my life before her tit fell off….a sex doll probably less polluted than CULPO…

But yeah, the kind of tit that could have a sack of silicone surgically implanted…but again…who fucking cares…it’s tits that you’d otherwise only see if you had a multi-million dollar contract or were a Jonas brother because she’s not an instagrammer who gets shit on by the dudes in DUBAI…she’s an instagrammer who keeps things more local at least in terms of dicks she fucks…or let piss on her…

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Olivia Culpo is a huge trashy scam people think is luxurious….and that’s ok, everything is a fucking scam out there, at least anything that works, that goes viral, that manipulates the minds of the people, it’s all strategic brainwashing….but Culpo’s been addicted to getting famous for a long time, she was in Pageants, she’s dated celebs, she’s tried to do various other things besides social media, but then social media became so lucrative that she just rolled with that….and for some reason the bitch from Rhode Island who should be a pile of Rhode Island obese trash is all “luxury” and “fashionable” because that’s her hustle…

That hustle has not only had her passed around the NFL like it was one of Tom Brady’s deflated balls, but also passed around the instagram marketing circles where she commands high rates for selfies…all while still being trash.

I don’t know why she appeals to women, but I do see what she appeals to men, doing that whole NFL WAG thing so the basic dudes into the NFL get excited about her tits, knowing athletes have cum on them….

Anyway, she’s winning at life being trashy and luxurious, traveling and sitting by the pool, private jets and other things that don’t require her to put the tarp down as rich men shit on her, because she’s made it too far in the scam….and here she is clickbaiting because that’s 90 percent of the scam…

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Olivia Culpo is some overrated scam of a fake celebrity that was built on instagram. She pretends to be high brow and fashion, but the reality is she’s no different than the typical slut of instagram, she just dresses better and remains brand friendly, but it’s all bullshit….

Her main hustle is fucking NFL players, she’s burned through a bunch of them and despite being hot, she’s pretty fucking boring, plastic, contrived but who isn’t…

Luckily, the attention seeking, before doing the whole fan subscriptions for the millions of dollars these whores are making, is in the form of tits out in a t-shirt, a little dipping her toe in being hot for the dudes who you know she’s trying to appeal to, because she fucks NFL players and being a “Hot ticket item” amongst the bros is part of the strategy, as is getting knocked up, but I am not sure if she’s pregnant yet, I’m not in her close friend circle privy to that, I just see the basic strategy she uses that work as she laughs to the fucking bank…all while the rest of us wonder who the fuck Olivia Culpo is….while brands throw money at her like she’s trending….

I mean, look how much make-up this bitch has on, she’s on some clown level of what the fuck…and as it turns out I don’t understand the internet, media, celebrity, social media…but I do understand tits and clearly so does Culpo….Tits get hits….but why some tits are seen as better than other tits, cuz they fuck athletes or pretend they are high brow, despite being Rhode Island fisherman trash, confuses me.

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