Olivia Culpo is some overly mainstream, Miss America, bullshit mall brand looking fuck pretending to be high fashion and important, thanks to being rich and fucking the football team, but who I think is overrated, a try hard, a phoney, with little to offer the world…because nothing she does is interesting in her overly curated bullshit mall brand feed….but she chases status with this pussy of hers…

I get that middle of the road chicks who pretend they are these hot, rich, and important sugar baby, sex workers….and the best thing about her and her cash grab is that she pretends to be a dudes chick, and a restauranteur who has nothing but terrible reviews, and the only thing Rhode Island about her is that her pussy likely smells like CRAB MEAT and potentially meth…or opiates…

I don’t know why these girls get in the circuit and the athletes pass them around, there are countless less self important cunts out there, who are hotter, have less face injections and are less obvious in their sex work, their dick sucking, their ladder climbing, their “I’m a fucking influencer who fucks”…I guess Athletes are the queer “Team Mentality” losers who shower together, so maybe that’s why they pass around the cunt…not concerned about how dusty she is from their dried cum…because they’ve had those dicks too…jock-shit..

She’s in a bikini, looks like a lot of bullshit to me, but bros of the internet like her…she’s the SPORTS SITE FROM BOSTON’s dream girl…but bros have traditionally had terrible taste in women…you middle of the road fucks and your middle of the road pussy.

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