Olivia Wilde Titty Shake of the Day

2021

Nov

Olivia Wilde is supposed to be Dolly Parton, but she clearly fucking failed at it….but at least she tried to get the tits right, because that’s what we’re looking for with any Dolly Parton costume…

I am a huge Dolly Parton fan, I want to be buried at Dollywood, she’s a fucking legend, so I think dressing like her when you’re far less impressive as an “artist”, not that I consider Olivia Wilde an artist, but I am sure Olivia Wilde considers herself an artist, probably not a very good one….but as far as I’m concerned that makes this ARTIST FACE…like black face, as offensive really…a hack trying to be an icon….and sucking at it.

You have to keep in mind that Olivia Wilde’s got millions of dollars from her acting, millions of dollars from her ex husband’s acting, millions of dollars from her boyfriend’s One Direction-ing which is also known as sucking Simon Cowell dick….and millions of dollars from her rich family…

Yet her costume looks like it was pulled out of dumpster….or her closet..in the most lazy way…

This is what a recently single woman who has been eating ice cream for a month puts together after being convinced by her girls to get out of the house, maybe she’ll meet someone, forgetting that it’s a pandemic, we live in hell, and life is meant to be on the computer.

I have a feeling that Olivia Wilde didn’t even wear this out to a party, but did it for her social media, because all these clowns are so internet obsessed, because internet talent is more important than they are, which they hate, because in their minds they are part of some exclusive…VERY exclusive club….

I will say that even with the tits, this bitch is missing a waist to hip ratio that would make her attractive to the average man, which is likely why she dates fags.

WAIST TO HIP RATIOS aren’t supposed to be 1:1 loser….TAKE THAT.