Your girl Olivia Culpo, who I always thought of as a sex worker of Instagram, just more high profile than the gutter spam bot sex offers we get from random whores trying to sell their panties, because big brands think she’s important, or fashionable, despite clearly being a sugar baby whore trying to get knocked up by an NFL player or athlete, even though she makes HUGE money on her own, in what I’d call DOING instagram right…making it work for her…faking it til she made it…from Miss USA or some shit to getting fucked by dudes who have a lot of money in luxurious places to trick the marketing people that you are luxurious too…it’s almost masterful…brilliant…
Well, she’s finally showed her fucking tits, on a Yacht…tits I’ve wondered how authentic they are since all this shit is fake…and tits I’ll say are 90 percent fake..there’s just a bit too much upper roundness to them…a bit too much firmness for a 30 year old…and firmness is not quite perkiness…it’s that shit looks harder than the TORSO of a sex doll I found in the trash, hosed down and titty fucked for a year of my life before her tit fell off….a sex doll probably less polluted than CULPO…
But yeah, the kind of tit that could have a sack of silicone surgically implanted…but again…who fucking cares…it’s tits that you’d otherwise only see if you had a multi-million dollar contract or were a Jonas brother because she’s not an instagrammer who gets shit on by the dudes in DUBAI…she’s an instagrammer who keeps things more local at least in terms of dicks she fucks…or let piss on her…
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