The funniest thing about this Halloween thing is that for the most part, these people strictly dressed up for INSTAGRAM…since most “responsible” or brain washed people were too scared to go out for Halloween. I know locally, people who hand out candy to kids were SHAMED for having Jack-O-Latterns out, or a bowl of candy out, even kids who designed these SOCIAL distancing PVC tube candy dispensers because they are all a bunch of fun killing assholes in the name of some pandemic / virus…
So anyway, I assume most of these influencers are socially irresponsible, daft, idiots who aren’t scared of viruses, in part because there’s a 99.99999% survival rate amongst their generation, but also because they think they are invincible thanks to the world being into staring at their asses, which is basically what defines an influencer…
Anyway, these costumes were likely just for Social Media, a lot of effort for a post, but if you’re making millions a year off a selfie on a bullshit platform like instagram, you gotta immerse yourself in that shit…
So here’s a massive Halloween round-up of celebs and other idiots because it was Halloween and Halloween excites thanks to the slutty costumes…the funny costumes…the spooky costumes…so take it all in since you’ll have to wait another year, or at least another day for these sluts to continue their costumes and illusions thanks to being half naked and photoshopping themselves daily…yes, Halloween is everyday with these clowns!
Vanessa Hudgens went all out
Jordyn Jones as a Pirate
Joey King painted face
Saweetie as Mystique
Sabrina Carpenter spread eagle
Rowan Blanchard slutty bunny
The Riverdale Girls
Rita Ora as a gardening devil
Rebecca Black as scary as always
Olivia Munn as boring as always
Madison Beer as slutty as always
Larsen Thompson Cat suit
January Jones as Miss Hannigan from Annie
Isabella Fonte Slutty nurse
Hailey Baldwin as Sara Paulson in Ratched but slutty
Halsey Slutty Bald Nun
Eugenie Bouchard some mortal combat slutty shit
Anastasia Ashley Hula Girl
EmRatCow as Demi Moore…
Kelli Berglund a Bride of Chucky
Kaia Geber as Priscilla Presley
Demi Lovato as a Former Heroin Addict
Emma Rose Kenney as a Space Cowgirl and some scary shit
Emily Osment NOT as her brother in The Sixth Sense
Monica Sims Day of the Dead and a slutty Nurse (Health Care Hero)
Liz Gillies as Pam Anderson AIDS Campaign
Dove Cameron Depressed with Hard Nipples
Christina Aguilera as an Excuse to wear latex
Charlotte McKinney as slutty Natalie Portman in CLOSER
Chantel Jeffries Appropriating
Chanel West Coast Pussy
Carrie Underwood is so weird
Camila Cabello as a beard
Bella Thorne Slutty Cop
Bella Thorne as Lydia Deetz
Bella Hadid as Uma Thurman and a Pop Art piece
Barbara Palvin as Chucky
Noah Cyrus & Tana Mongeau as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, Tana’s photoshop job though…
Kendall Jenner as Pam Anderson or Micheal Jackson in a blonde wig
Aubrey O’Day as Cardi B using the same photoshop as Tana Mongeau
Alexis Ren slutty angel
Heidi Klum shot a whole horror movie at home
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