It’s Halloween…the slutty costumes are what you are into today. It is the whole point of Halloween and the basis of the Charlie Brown Halloween cartoon we all watched as kids. They just don’t go into too much detail…but we know.

So whether you are a woman trying to live out the slut life you’ve had in the back of your mind everytime you masturbate, and you’ve been doing YOGA, Pilates and Keto Diet for all these years…and you’re tired of only letting the tinder dates you fuck miserably and get disppointed by…you want to broaden that reach…or if you’re just a straight slut…the slutty version of any costume, with our without butthole, is better than the conventional one…and we’re all here to take advantage of this glorious day, like we have all these years, as the costumes got skimpier and skimpier because girls got sluttier and more into showing off their bodies…

It’s a good time, and we should not divert from watching the girls we know who are only half naked a few times a year…on vacation and on Halloween…and the girls we don’t know who we can tell are in this slut-fit for Halloween and the girls who are half naked everyday, but this time with a theme and purpose…all fucking wins..

So we can talk celeb but celebs aren’t that hot…while slutty costumes are….take them in while I go into diabetic shock eating all this candy…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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I know that today is official Halloween, but the whores out there have been posting costumes for a week now, because there has been at least a week of costume related parties that everyone goes nuts for with Social Media existing, where one could argue everyday is Halloween because you live a lie with your muppet face and facetune costumes, but that really is only official Halloween once a year where they get to be someone else, or show off a variety of costumes, some bitches have 10 costumes a year for all their events they must attend, or just that they must dress up for in their house to capture that Insta pic…social norms…if you don’t post your costume pic – you don’t fucking exist…

Well celebs are no exception to the rule, they are out there clickbaiting us with slutty costumes, stupid costumes….even though Halloween is no longer the excuse needed to be slutty, there are slut shaming protests people, the time of the slut is now, be who you want to be, just don’t be an idiot and buy some generic slutty version of whatever costume…save your money and get good lingerie..boycott the rip off stores…and remember you don’t even need to dress slutty today…or tomorrow or last weekend…cuz you can do that everyday..so get yourself in a mascot costume and give the real perverts something to jack off to….cuz when else can they see hot chicks in mascot costumes…the basic perverts who like to see you in lingerie will be here the next 365 days to see all your lingerie pics…use today to target the real niche fetishes…

We already posted a bunch of pre halloween costumes – featuring Ariel Winter, Lily Rose Depp, Nicky Hilton, Ireland Baldwin, Olivia Munn, Sarah Hyland and Victoria Justice CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

We have a monster post on the FORUM, we have a forum you know, a Forum is also a Message Board..it was pre-social media social media and we got one….that features all the costumes CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

Here’s Rita Ora’s Monster Tits….which could be Halloween….or just everyday…this is how she dresses…

Here’s Ashley Greene as a Witch

Here’s Joey King…..doing whatever the fuck this is…I know someone’s jacking off to it…

Here’s Sophie Turner…..as an elephant that fucks a Jonas Brother like his dad…

Kylie Jenner as a blow up doll Barbie Butterfly

VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Here’s ZOmbie Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar on her 300th Birthday

Here’s Zendaya…as Handmaids Tail…I thought this costume was banned….

Here’s GIGI GORGEOUS – a TRANNY FROM YOUTUBE…BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE….for you trans loving perverts…

Bella Thorne as Bride of Chucky with her meth head boyfriend

VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

Here’s Rebecca Black – cuz it’s Friday Somewhere for her big tits…

Here’s Chloe Ferry Going as Someone With a Silly Fake Trashy Ass

Alexis Ren as a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars

Here’s Sammi Hanratty…..

Teyanna Taylor as Kitana

Ciara being a black panther

Beyonce as Phoni Braxton….

Lily Rose Depp Thigh…

VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE

I went through my images from 2012 – now, because I changed my site in 2012 and all the pre-2012 images got fucked up the ass….and this is the best of yesteryear according to my archives that are pretty shitty because I don’t employ an archivist of all my brilliant 14 years of daily rants no one reads…These are the ARCHIVES

Ashley Tisdale in 2017

HILARY DUFF RACIST in 2016

Lohan in 2015

Charlotte McKinney in 2014…

Rihanna in 2013…

Gaga in 2012….

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I guess I’m “over it”…at least in terms of Halloween. I am pretty “over it” in terms of everything else, but Halloween is relevant now, it’s so TODAY, so mainstream…even though it’s over, and most people are over-it the Christmas songs have started….

I guess people aren’t over it…in terms of posting and looking at costumes….boring..

It’s like I was doing Halloween before it was cool, and now that it’s the thing, I just can’t be that basic…but I can look at all the slutty girls distracting me from slutty celebs…in costume…that are often times more clothed than their costumes…

I am joking about being too cool for Halloween, I just don’t partake, and my real issue with Halloween, being a barely self respecting adult, but an adult none the less who doesn’t need to dress up, is that none of these costumes inspire me. They are all the same, year after year….It’s so fucking rare that I’ll look at a costume and be blown the fuck away…it’s always the same pop culture reference, like Bill Cosby, or whatever…or cheesy mass produced slutty everything and anything costume…or the same spin on a classic and it’s just dull…

If anything, I only like the bootleg, really bad costumes…but I’m out of touch, proven in that I only know the names of 3-4 of these young starlets who I assume are the new generation of famous slut, probably thanks to Disney that dads are jerking off to, becuase Disney is one of the number 1 pornographers….they just aren’t marketed that way…

Ava Sambora:

Bella Thorne:

Elizabeth Gilles:

Francia Rasia:

Who the fuck are these people?

Kira Kosarin:

Leven Rambin:

McKayla Maroney:

Miranda Cosgrove:

Olivia Grace:

Olivia Holt:

Sarah Hyland – Here’s one I know…

Sarah Shahi

Stella Hudgens:

Victoria Justice and Madison Reed:

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS GETTING DOWN FOR HALLOWEEN
CLICK HERE

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