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2015

02

Nov

Random Celebrity Slut Round-Up for Halloween of the Day

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I guess I’m “over it”…at least in terms of Halloween. I am pretty “over it” in terms of everything else, but Halloween is relevant now, it’s so TODAY, so mainstream…even though it’s over, and most people are over-it the Christmas songs have started….

I guess people aren’t over it…in terms of posting and looking at costumes….boring..

It’s like I was doing Halloween before it was cool, and now that it’s the thing, I just can’t be that basic…but I can look at all the slutty girls distracting me from slutty celebs…in costume…that are often times more clothed than their costumes…

I am joking about being too cool for Halloween, I just don’t partake, and my real issue with Halloween, being a barely self respecting adult, but an adult none the less who doesn’t need to dress up, is that none of these costumes inspire me. They are all the same, year after year….It’s so fucking rare that I’ll look at a costume and be blown the fuck away…it’s always the same pop culture reference, like Bill Cosby, or whatever…or cheesy mass produced slutty everything and anything costume…or the same spin on a classic and it’s just dull…

If anything, I only like the bootleg, really bad costumes…but I’m out of touch, proven in that I only know the names of 3-4 of these young starlets who I assume are the new generation of famous slut, probably thanks to Disney that dads are jerking off to, becuase Disney is one of the number 1 pornographers….they just aren’t marketed that way…

Ava Sambora:

Bella Thorne:

Elizabeth Gilles:

Francia Rasia:

Who the fuck are these people?

Kira Kosarin:

Leven Rambin:

McKayla Maroney:

Miranda Cosgrove:

Olivia Grace:

Olivia Holt:

Sarah Hyland – Here’s one I know…

Sarah Shahi

Stella Hudgens:

Victoria Justice and Madison Reed:


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