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2019

19

Apr

Glistening Oiled Up Shiney Girls by Kushly cuz CBD is Powerful on 420 Weekend of the Day

PLANTS NOT PILLS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Here are some GLISTENING – Possibly Oiled Up for that WET look girls to celebrate the magic of KUSHLY CBD

I know some of you think I’m some kind of snake oil salesman pushing HEMP based CBD that has no PSYCHOACTIVE agents, that won’t fuck your shitty job interview drug test, that doesn’t actually work… THAT IS WHY YOU NEED IT

Well, I will have you fucking know that I was at a store today, and the store had a rack of CBD products, and the Lebanese woman was pushing the shit on everyone who walked in, and most seemed really interested in finding alternatives to pain, anxiety, depression, inflamation and insomnia…amongst other things…

Because none of us want to be on pills. We know BIG PHARMA is bullshit. We know they are trying to POISON us…and we know that the benefits of . CBD can’t be argued.

The nice older couple I met in that store were very interested in buying CBD and I told them to get home, to do their research, to try it out without spending a lot, and to see if it works for them….like it works for me.

I told them it may be a psychosomatic thing.

I told them straight up that it works for me That I am a believer. That I think weed is illegal because it fucks up too many industries the government has their hand in. I told them it’s too easy to grow for the government to regulate it…so they shut it down…

But people are smarter now, people KNOW now, that we don’t want to poison ourselves and if a plant like HEMP can do so much…maybe, just MAYBE it’s legit and not some bullshit trend people are getting into.

MAYBE…just maybe it is a trend because we are more informed…and because it fucking works.

The only way to find out is to try it…so on this 420…the day for smoking weed…try out what I think is the best revelation in years….CBD is good. CBD is safe. CBD fucking works for me…and I can’t stress enough that it could work for you!

You may not even think you have an issue, until you use it and stop using it and realize how sore and fucked up you are…

It allows me to type this site with my mangled arthritic hands. It helps me do a lot of things…CBD is the fucking way to go….and KUSHLY has an awesome range of products for you to check out…..


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Why KUSHLY? Because Kushly products contain the purest sources of cannabinoids, antioxidants and neuroprotectants that help protect your body’s central nervous system.


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That’s why…

Here are those Oiled up Girls….YUM….

GIRL 1:

Here are some other girls getting CBD Oiled Up and Glistening for Kushly on 420!

Josephine Skriver knows whats up..


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Oiled Up

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2019

11

Apr

Top 9 Biggest Tits on Instagram of the Day

Clickbait…it comes in the form of TOP LISTS.

Clickbait…It is the foundation of fake news, something I would have loved to have capitalized on when it was happening, because I have spent years making shit up on the internet….but it is also the Top Lists…because people, even if they know it is clickbait trying to trap them into clicking through the site for ad impressions…we’re onto you clickbait….but we are just too curious to not click it to see if we agree with the list…

Clickbait…coupled with Tits….cuz tits like clickbait gets hits….making this post a level of brilliance…a match made it heaven…a hot and heavy romance…

Top 9 Biggest Tits on Instagram we call this post: “Click…and….Bate….”


@larolon

@yillianyorgenhmm

@ritakanaeva

@gabbs70

@demmy_blaze

@laralemons

@amit_barak

@amit_alon

@alexxusmariee

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2019

05

Apr

Top Ali Express Reviewer Photos of the Day

Ali Express is the consumer end of Alibaba, a huge Chinese site where you can find products for cheap, directly from China…because America manufacturing moved to China for the cheap labor and the relaxed regulations, so that they can increase their margins…allowing the Chinese to learn all the manufacturing technology needed for any and all products, allowing their own brands of the same products to come to America at a cheaper price, allowing them to make all kinds of stupid money because you’re all fucking greedy assholes who didn’t realize this would happen….short sighted, immediate profit, now China owns the world..

Well anyway, if you’re looking to start a product line, or looking for some cheaper version of products you need, whatever those products are…you can buy boats and container houses and pretty much everything on this site….you should take a look at the reviews…you know where people submit their pictures of the products to give other shoppers confidence in the product, crowdsourcing in the marketplace to help you make your best decision…

Because the review pics for some of the products are fucking mental…here are the best ones of the week…

We did this feature before.…and it was so much fun, better than celeb slut pics from social media that you can just google…you know an article that took actual work, and planning, like we run a real media company here….

Maybe ALi Express will pay us to start doing these…maybe this is the answer…all while being pretty entertaining to perverts like me….

ENJOY this action shot..

Now shop the rest:

This bodysuit..

This butt cut out

This bra

These nipple covers..

Corn on the cobb dildo for you hicks

Booty goals???

This nip slip bra

This very interesting choice in bottoms..

These assless tights

This asian fetish

This bra

This red hot broad

This lingerie..
Ali Express Porn

Heres some stuff for the queers

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Posted in:AliExpress Review Porno|Featured Post

2019

22

Mar

Top 20 Hot Naked Enough Instagram Models for 20% Off Kushly CBD of the day

We’ve partnered up with an AWESOME CBD COMPANY with so many options of products, strengths, etc….called KUSHLY .

I recently read that only 4,000,000 Americans are using CBD. I have a feeling that number will be closer to 300,000,000 Americans using CBD when all the CBD hype makes it officially to the mainstream.

The reason I have that feeling is because….CBD works for me.

I am not a fucking scientist, I don’t know what CBD quality is, or who the best is…I just know that every brand I’ve tried has worked for me. I have used creams, oils, gummies….and all have worked for my needs.

They say it helps for sleep, for inflammation, for pain. They say it helps Autism. They say it helps anxiety…they say it could curve people off opiates…and I believe all those claims. I don’t think it’s snake oil, I think Cannabis / Hemp is a plant that can kill a lot of big industrial companies that are killing us…and that is why it has been illegal so long. It’s not a conspiracy bro…the government doesn’t care about the people they care about money and if something you can grow in your garden with ZERO processing can kill a billion dollar pain medication industry and that is just ONE category of what the plan can do…you’re fucking right they are going to squash it out.

So do your own research, believe what you want, but I am telling you that it works and today I am recommending KUSHLY…who are giving you my dear reader a 20% coupon. Use step20 at checkout…save a lot of money on your purchase…there’s not time like now for you to try it out.

Here are those 20 naked pics of babes on instagram to celebrate CBD deals from KUSHLY


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2019

19

Mar

AliExpress Reviews are Porno this is the Round Up of the Day

I started this site many fucking years ago, when posting celebrity sluts was probably 10 percent of the stuff I was posting.

At the time, I was into digging through the internet to find weirdness.

I’d find weirdness on various forums, message boards, friendster and myspace people….I’d find weird things on google images…I’d engage with weird people…answer craigslist ads…etc.

It was 2004…and the internet was still an exciting place, before big corporations took over every single aspect of the internet…leaving the weirdness censored…or something I didn’t care to promote because it would just lead people to their evil corporate grasp….

Plus, I was doing all kinds of celeb content by then, which is what people cared about, and celeb tits so abundant, they’d take up the majority of my day…leaving no time, or interest, or energy to dig for weirdness only I find funny…

But sometimes, I come across shit that reminds me of the old DrunkenStepfather….the pervyness of the internet before the mainstream became fully pervy…

Today is one of those days….

One of the biggest companies to go public is China’s Alibaba….they sell made in china shit directly to anyone, avoiding the middle man…..

Most brands use them to source products and find factories and buy shit to re-sell to you.

Aliexpress is their consumer site where you can basically by anything from Boats to dildos, bongs to container houses…they legit have everything….

Well, like funny comments or reviews on other sites, whether it’s Facebook, IMBD, YELP, wherever users interact…. ALI brings it far better….in the form of buyers taking pics in their cheap lingerie to show the fit and feel and it’s fucking legendary…

Look at some of this shit…brilliant.

STRAIGHT FROM THE PAGES OF ALI EXPRESS….


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Posted in:AliExpress Review Porno|Featured Post

2019

14

Feb

UFDolls Bring The Best Valentine on Valentine’s Day of the Day

The alternate Title – 10 Reasons why Sex Dolls are Better than Real Women….here’s that list…cuz I can clickbait as well as the next guy.

10-She Never Says No!
9- She is a Virgin….and Pure!
8- She Can’t Give you AIDS, or disappoint you, or Cheat on You, or Break your heart as all bitches do.
7- She doesn’t cost you tons of money on dates and gifts only to not fuck you. You don’t need to buy her Valentine’s Gifts….or any gifts…She won’t spend your money…or make you feel inadequate for not having money.
6- You Never have to apologize for ANYTHING….She won’t go through your phone…
5- She can’t accuse you of rape / date rape / hashtag me too.
4- She’s never annoying, and if she gives you dirty looks, you can throw her in the basement until you need to fuck her again.
3- ANAL ALL THE TIME…..without the FECES….
2- She will never leave you!
1- She can’t get mad when you buy a second one…and you can dress her however you want, whenever you want….

This and is why this is the best Valentine ever…Sex Dolls from UFDOLLS are AMAZING…so get yourself one CLICK HERE !!!

There is no such thing as lonely anymore, the future is now…

So check out this stepGIRLS shoot….making our girl…who we haven’t named yet…famous….like an influencer of her own, with some influencer style nudity in the form of an slutty shoots by girls trying to get noticed….only starring a girl with stronger morals and values because she’s not alive and tainted by the world…

Fuck Yeah! Here’s the best Valentine ever….

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Here a video of her / Them / They Can All Be Yours…how can you not want one of these? Bust out that credit card, customize your bitch, and bust nut in her as often as you want….LEGEND! Send It.

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2018

16

Nov

Vaping Babes for HuniBadger of the Day

Fear No Extract….is what our friends at HUNIBADGER want you to know…because their vertical vaporizer is built to tackle all fucking extracts….that is why they invented it.

Say goodbye to torches and rigs to start DABBING. Concentrates of all types melt with the battery powered sizzling HOT ceramic tip and essentially works like SUCKING through a straw. Dab anywhere you go, no matter where the adventure leads you…and I know you like sucking through a straw….or at least watching girls suck through straws….

That is why we’ve partnered up with them, to celebrate the hotness that can be vaporizing THC and/or CBD concentrates, because we only like to associate with the best. Anything that eliminates that pungent cannabis smell, so you can use it anywhere while still letting girls pull huge clouds of smoke, seductive like an old Hollywood movie and getting as high as a Lindsay Lohan…or Selena Gomez….but not quite as high as Demi Lovato…in the processs.

So not all these pics are of girls smoking HUNIBADGER …but they’re here to encourage you to make the move to vaporize concentrates and to do it with the right way….with HUNIBADGER! SO GET YOURS NOW ….

Vaping is HOT! Here is the proof…

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Posted in:Featured Post|Features

2018

15

Oct

Sunday Scaries CBD is the Best of the Day

The Sunday Scaries…is the anxiety you feel when you’re Sunday is closing out and Monday is on the horizon….a perfect name for a CBD company bringing fun and exciting CBD products to you…because CBD….calms you.

It is made from HEMP plant, so you can’t get high from it, which I guess some of you find depressing, since you like to get high…but that depression from not getting high, will ease the fuck off once you start taking CBD and realize that it actually works….it’s calming, relaxing, anti-inflammatory, helps dull pain…

I have been using it in various ways, topically, orally, anally ( no homo, I have hemorrhoids) and I’ve had nothing but good vibes from the products.

I highly recommend it…..and ForSundayScaries bring it….

They’ve got GUMMIES ….which are fun, they taste good, like candy really, and they will help you.

If gummies aren’t your thing, because you aren’t a 12 year old gir, you can always get the good old fashioned TINCTURES

I am not a doctor, I am not a snake oil salesman, I just think if you’ve got anxiety or depression, pain or inflammation, this can help, as it has helped me….but always do your own research and consult with your own doctor….and figure it out for yourself.

It’s up to you to live your best life….not me…

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2018

15

Jun

Babes Smoking Cigars to Celebrate Epuffer’s Best Father’s Day Gift of the Day

Our good friends at are passionate about having people quit smoking. So passionate they built a business around it and devoted their lives to it….

As an ex smoker, I feel the exact same way. Smoking is the devil. It’s fucking poison that I don’t understand how that addictive garbage ever was legal, while weed is still illegal, and whenever I see a young person bust out a cigarette, I wonder what kind of white trash retard idiot they are. There is no reason to touch a fucking cigarette, that shit kills you directly, and is proven to kill you, and even if I hate people and theoretcially want them all dead, it’s only because they are idiots who do things like smoke, and don’t realize that smoking is bad….and that they have options to quit…

That said, I love cigars, I have always loved cigars and I still avoid smoking cigars, because they kill you, are addictive and will get me on a terrible cigar smoking path but I still appreciate that theres some real culture and substance and celebration behind a cigar…just look at Fidel Castro…and how happy he looked as an evil dictator with his cigar….and I still like the idea of puffing on a cigar…

BUT we have options….like this that has the look and feel of a cigar, without being a cigar, so that you can still get some pleasure from smoking a cigar, without the cancer.

So what better gift to buy your father or yourself if you don’t have a father, or if your father died and you’re remembering him, than an …and you don’t need to fill your Vape with vanilla and banana and Mango tropical juices….you have options, just check their selections…

Obviously, are popping up everywhere, are super trendy and that is a great thing, you should support, contribute to, and give to your loved ones who smoke, to get them off the smoking, because it does make a difference…especially on father’s day, even if you have daddy issues, because he was never there for you, or never really liked you, he’s still your damn father….

I mean if you aren’t health conscious….or an asshole who wants to get cancer…

Here’s a bunch of babes smoking cigars….to celebrate healthier options thanks to …vaping is the future….

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2018

15

Jun

Trim Bush for Father’s Day of the Day

IT IS FATHER’s DAY and NOTHING SAYS FATHER’s DAY LIKE TRIM BUSH….BECAUSE PUBIC HAIR IS FUCKING LIFE…ONE OF MY FAVORITE GIFTS OF ALL TIME IS SLIPPING DOWN THE PANTIES OF A GIRL ONLY TO SEE HER BUSH.

I AM SO EXCITED I WROTE THIS IN CAP LOCKS…

SO HERE ARE SOME OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE TRIM BUSH PICS…..BECAUSE BUSH IS EVERYTHING.

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