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Her name is Cleopatre, you can follow her on INSTAGRAM….and you should because her shit is really awesome, at least to me…

She’s not some Egyptian princess, she is however based in what I assume is Quebec, the land of circus performing weirdos…hot girls and poutines…

The funny thing is yesterday I wrote a note to myself that I should produce more funny bikini viral videos, because I am from the old school, and I find the dramatic bikini poses, where these girls are trying to recreate Sports Illustrated Swim or Victoria’s Secret, very fucking lame. I want to see girls in bikinis doing good things, whether that’s stunts, feeding the homeless, whatever…just not lame ass dramatic poses in a bikini you fucking losers…

So miraculous, the universe answered me with this skimpy bikini wearing girl who flips, jumps, balances, and is all around A LOT of fun to watch…as she lives her fearless life, landing on her neck, all for the sake of hot, fit, exhilerating content….she’s one to watch out for.

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Shadow Porn because people are better as shadows…because people typically suck but their shadows are alright…I guess….

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The O-Face is a wonderful mystical face that you will probably never see, at least not a legitimate version of one. I’m sure you can see videos or images of them online, but I am equally sure that you will never see on in your own life because either you don’t get girls, or you’re a real man who premature ejaculates before passing out when you do get girls…leaving the poor girl you somehow rooked in with either money or by blackmailing to fend for herself…..

We are here to CHANGE that for you and for her, because that whole happy wife saying is strictly based a woman who cums. So together we celebrate the orgasm brought to you by our friends at SVAKOM – a premium sex toy brand.

So we’re bringing you girls who are looking like they are cumming on their new Phoenix Neo toy and if they aren’t they should be using the Phoenix Neo to get their O-face on for their O-Face pics. It is a tool for all their orgasm needs which are all your orgasm needs too if you’re into the human experience rather than just chronic masturbation.

The Phoenix Neo toy is powered by Feel Technology and has long distance connection features using the SVAKOM Connexion Series technology, so if you’ve been separated from your significant other during this pandemic, or if you’re pandemic dating because it is not safe, you can download the app and chat like a typical instant message chat, but with the addition of a slider along the side of the chat allowing your partner to play and adjust the intensity of the toy, even if they are miles away.

If you don’t have a partner you can also use the website’s interactive videos to control the vibrations and experiment with turning your favorite 2D videos into a 3D virtual reality! If you don’t have a partner, you could always purchase a Phoenix Neo for your favorite girl and control her any time!

Orgasms are the spice of life and SVAKOM is a leader in well-built sex toys and they offer a ton of different products, but the Phoenix Neo is pretty dope, it has 11 different vibration settings, a high-tech magnetic charging port and, like the girls below, it’s totally waterproof!

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Girls are an interesting creature, who love to show off and put effort into anything that can draw any level of attention to themselves.

Whether it is trying to create content around things like PPE that peeople will share, that will go viral, that will get them jerked off to, or pretty much anything….they just can’t help hopping on any trend in a “look at me, OVER HERE, look at me”….kind of way.

I appreciate that effort, I mean maybe it taps into their maternal instincts of wanting to nurture all the perverts and ensure they all have things to whack off to….or maybe it’s just how narcissism works, but any excuse to be slutty works for me…whether it’s to endorse wearing masks or mooching off the idea of masks as an opportunity to live out their dream life…of showing strangers their skills….that aren’t really skills but we’ll call them skills…

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Definitely not the MATRIX official, there’s no Keanu Reeves, plus I never saw the Matrix and have no idea if there’s some PVC Fetish gear weraing big titty slut who titty jiggles in it, I mean maybe this is more an Edward Scissor Hand moment, I don’t know…I just know it happened in a parking long at for the PVC lover out there I once got a life home with who told me all his creepy PVC fantasies and all his PVC dresses he makes the random girls he fucks wear….this is for him….for the rest of you…it’s a titty jiggle…in some Men In Black glasses…I mean so many movie references from someone who never makes movie references… it must be some illuminati brainwashing shit..

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Whether this COVID thing is real or not…whether masks are effective at anything but making your ugly ass look better or not….and whether seeing people fighting each other over wearing masks like it is a life or death situation or a WAR because we are just that spoiled as a people that the biggest issues we face are whether to wear a mask or not….instead of fighting the real fucking enemy that is trying to encroach on our freedoms…like the tech giants that are tracking our every move, like Facebook, Google and Apple, the real fucking enemy or the actual Government who is responsible for this lockdown and the whole mask conversation to begin with, because they actually oppress you and take a percentage of your money like some kind of cult, on some Jonestown Masacre level of “GIVE US EVERYTHING YOU OWN NOW DRINK THIS OFF BRAND KOOL AID / TANG”… only they call it INCOME TAX….and sales tax and property tax…as you fight for Black Lives Mattering instead of worrying about how you are getting fucked over in your own fucking life…smarten up you idiots…so eating each other and eat the fucking rich.

THAT SAID, girls in PPE can be kinda hot for a pervert who is happy just knowing there’s a set of tits attached to them….whether you’re a believer in PPE or whether it’s a bit too ANIME for you because you’ve established the black lives mattering thing, but you’re still weary of those asians and their anime…assuming you’re not the weirdo guy who gets off to hentai….you’re the guy who gets off to hentai…aren’t you….

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Here are a bunch of HUNIBADGER babes for TODAY!

It’s 7/10 which is internationally known as OIL DAY…for those weed smokers who like to get high using OILS…you know it’s all the same medicine that makes you feel good, relaxed, laid back and ready to fucking nap…natures opiate, nature’s anti-depressant, nature’s anti-anxiety….you know the one plant that can put so much PHARMA and EVIL out of business….

7/10 the 420 for the DABBERS..and not that queer fucking DAB DANCE….the other DAB…

For those of you who don’t know, Dabbing is when you smoke shatter or wax which is THC concentrate that you can pick up at any of your favorite dispensaries if you don’t live in a progressive MARIJUANA IS LEGAL AS IT SHOULD BE country.

NORMALLY you need to use these elaborate rigs to DAB, some people use torches which is clearly a lot of bulky and dangerous enough components for someone who just wnats to get HIGH….

HUNIBADGER has proprietary technology that is the BEST and easiest way to DAB…So for the cleanest and most enjoyable way to DAB you need one of these DAB RIGS

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Here’s a little TikTok moment brought to you by the Communist Party of China that owns TikTok….baiting all the young people in with a chance to go viral being the degenerates that they are thanks to being raised on porno and having no real morals or values…..while also baiting all the dudes in to see these girls misbehaving in various states of undress the way nature intended…

This is a Hard Nipple Bong Toke because WEED IS MEDICINE and the FACT IT IS ILLEGAL IN THE USA is the real CRIME….

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Personally, I like to choose my cam girls at CAMALLSTARS because they pay me….

But this is a clever video of a girl, probably a cam girl, doing her best version of the various Cam Girls you can get, while possibly being all of those cam girls, when pretending she’s not, because she’s categorizing them, mass generalizing them, which in this woke era could be seen as racist….but then again, this bullshit racist fighting bunch of idiots are also the most compartmentalized group of “I am these 18 labels and don’t call me her, my pronound is THEM”….which from where I’m standing is fucking inconsistent..

Good thing I’m only here for the laughs and the the tits!

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