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2020

16

Jun

Tits in Road Rage of the Day

I don’t know who this woman is, but she’s got the right idea when it comes to road rage…I mean how can you be mad when a woman weaponizes her tits, when the only one being hurt or disrespected by the titty flash is the flasher themselves, it reduces them to the kind of girl who flashes her tits when she gets into a JAM, not realizing that it is the BEST fuck you ever, and not in an “ULTIMATE THAT WILL SHOW YOU FUCK YOU”, but a “That was awesome for a FUCK you” since we all love titties!!

WEAPONIZE THEM TITS!

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2020

16

Jun

Black Lives Matter even When They Irish Dance of the Day

As we are all being victimized by the media and social media with their weirdo agendas that I have a hard time buying into because I know corporations are greedy fucks only into monetizing…and I know most influencers are corporations and thus greedy fucks only into monetizing….and I know that everything is a fucking mind control lie….

I don’t believe anything, it’s just too easy to troll on the higher level, I’ve seen so many websites become 100 million dollar companies all because they invested what would be a laughable amount of money on traffic to an actual billion dollar company…so I know it’s easy to trick all you idiots…I just haven’t done it….

However, all the skepticism aside, I do think it is important to celebrate the right things that matter…like black lives, probably not via the BLM movement that I don’t trust, but more importantly, Irish dancing which when combined with black lives…makes for a good time.

Her name: Morgan Elizabeth

Black Lives Matter even When They Irish Dance


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2020

16

Jun

This is How You Fuck the Police of the Day

Obviously everything going on right now seems to be about the Black Lives Matter Movement, as people of social media feel compelled to apologize for being white, vapid, entitled fucking idiots after posting a black square in the most lazy and passive way….then there’s the celebs who hopped on the trend to try to do their best “activist” performance to feel like they are part of something they don’t understand, basically being racist in the process, further dividing the nation as the media monetizes the fuck out of the whole thing, while certain areas de-monetize the police force…instead of giving them more funding for better training…maybe make cops have actual degrees rather than a technical college certificate…make them lawyers first….

I am not here to care because I actually don’t care and you don’t care and the people who pretend to care don’t are….we all have fucking problems, the cops aren’t nice to anyone, and they are corrupt above the law brotherhood….because that’s the way it fucking works, and if you don’t like it…become a cop…get in there…make a change…or just accept it….

But if you’re hot, maybe you should take this girl’s lead and protest the right fucking way….thong and twerking…cuz it’s hot.

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2020

12

Jun

Pubic Bones of Instagram of the Day

Pubic Bones of Instagram

There’s a trend, at least on reddit, amongst the sluts selling nudes or promoting their only fans and patreons where they post their PUSSY MOUND, I think the reddit is called Mound of Venus or some dumb shit like that…

I figured, if it’s being done on reddit by the whores, it must be on instagram by the whores, only instagram is normally the police, in a fuck the police, who kill all the fun like it was ethnic people, including but not limited to 4 of my accounts over the years, until they defeated me and I stopped bothering….

So these are pulled from instagram to show you that Instagram doesn’t mind pics of pussy mound and either do I, even though I think it’s a little racy for a public company to accept this kind of content to run ads next to, but I am also a victim of abuse from the ad companies who have all rejected running ads on this site because I post articles on pussy mounds of instagram….PTSD up in here motherfuckers…

Pubic Bones of Instagram


Pubic Bone

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2020

10

Jun

The Best way to Eat a Cucumber of the Day

I don’t know who this girl is, I came across her shit randomly, but I do know that she’s got a real understanding for good clickbait content production..

From Peeling a Cucumber attached to a fuck machine, something all women should own, think of it as an insurance policy for if you’re ever out of work and need to get on the internet selling nudes….

But this busty babe is no one trick pony, she also plays pool with her cameltoe, does a Joe Exotic parody you will like, shows some bush in her bathing suit because bush is hot…and despite the shitty tattoos…I’m a fan…

The good news is that people on the internet are still fucking weirdos, still producing gold, so the world is less about protest and more about sleazy titty good times and that’s nice, innit.


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2020

09

Jun

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

Hot Black Girls BLM

Since everyone is over sensitive about everything in the fucking world, from tweeting about boobs, to whatever the fuck else the trending protest of the day is…you know social media activism which I guess the last two weeks has been Black Lives Matter…

I don’t know if celebrating hot black chicks is some off-color joke that will flag me as a racist, since I am calling them black because basically everything is considered racist now, including supporting a police force….and people are all getting fired for their racism of the last 10 years on social media…

So I’ll just take it for whatever the 3 people who actually read the site decide it is, which I am assuming will include their own racist jokes of their own, because we appeal to real fucking winners here….the bottom of the fucking internet’s septic tank or outhouse toilet because we are so backwoods we don’t have sewers….

The point of the story, when it comes to hot chicks, there is no real color…which apparently is racist…to say that you don’t see color means you are ignoring color…you racist…but when it comes to hot chicks…you should ignore color and focus on what actually matters…their physical hotness…because ultimately….that’s what we are here for.

Hot chicks will overcome all the bullshit….and here are some black hot chicks to show my support for black hot chicks…because black hot chicks matter, like all hot chicks matter, I can’t say that all hot chicks are awesome, most are shit, but staring at them is awesome which is what we need to focus on….TITS!

Hot Black Girls BLM


Hot Black Girls BLM

Rico Nasty looking sexy
Hot Black Girls BLM Rico Nasty




Hot Black Girls Matter

Hot Black Girls BLM

Hot Black Girls BLM

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2020

08

Jun

Girls in PPE of the Day

Today’s Girls in PPE is brought to you by LUNA SOBRINO

It is pretty hard to not think that COVID or at least the lockdown was a total scam, just a solid way to assert population control and print money to bail out all these evil corporations, because since most places have opened up, there’s been no real change in the number of cases, if anything they are going down – at least here – which should make you ask yourself WHAT THE FUCK.

Now we know that PPE or people in PPE is in part the new norm and since I have facial recognition blindness, where all faces basically look the fucking same to me, everyone is dramatically hotter. The mask lets me fixate on the actually hotness in a pic, the body.

So whether PPE is bullshit, I’m into the masks and girls in masks and I support a future of everyone masked, because I don’t want your damn spit up in my lung regardless of COVID…unless that spit is vaginal.

Girls in PPE

Girls in PPE

Girls in PPE

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2020

04

Jun

Girls in PPE of the Day

I find PPE hot.

COVID may be over, it may be one of those massive scams designed by the Government to destroy the economy and allow for bail outs for evil corporations designed to get the rich richer and poor poorer before being turned into a race war because everyone is mad, frustrated, hungry and broke from not working, energized from not working, and ready to protest basically anything presented to them because before the protest they weren’t even allowed to grab a damn burger and beer with a friend….it’s some weird shit…

Maybe COVID is real, maybe there will be a second wave, maybe in two weeks all the protestors will die off of COVID because it is real….only time will tell…the apocalypse may be starting, it may take 10 years or 100 years to take full shape but clearly we will experience the beginning of the end….which I guess is kind of fun and something I always assumed I’d experience.

So, we are all over COVID, it is replaced with race wars, PPE is a thing of a past, but I still believe in MASKS ….so here’s somebabes in PPE…for the memory of what was…for the hope you all wear masks going forward…for the end of the COVID era…where nurses and “front line workers’ go back to not being heroes…


Girls in PPE

Girls in PPE

Girls in PPE

Girls in PPE

Girls in PPE

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2020

04

Jun

Tea Towel Challenge of the Day

Tea Towel Porn

I don’t know if this is a real challenge or just this girl being amazing posting a nude without revealing any of her nude parts even though she probably should, and probably does for subscribers…..

You know perfectly holding a tea towel to cover her nipples and pussy…which is actually not perfect at all, but it does meet the social media requirements of non nude to bait all you motherfuckers in.

I have no idea who this is, you can tag her in the comments because I want to see her actually nude…her cockteasing has worked…but I won’t be signing up to shit and either should you….there are too many free nudes on the internet, the people trying to get your money for nudes only care about your money, they’ll get naked for free because they are that type of person so keep your hard earned money for your damn self…and enjoy the Tea Towel challenge…if that’s even a thing…and it shouldn’t be…because this babe won.

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2020

04

Jun

Slurpin Titties and Other Creative Bikinis for Thirsty Thursday of the Day

Here’s some interesting creator from the internet that I randomly came across, I don’t know who she is, but tag her in the comments….because what she’s doing is hilarious…making bikini tops out of everyday things!

I have always known that bikini pics get hits and it has been funny to see all the normals realize that their bikini pics get more action than anything else they do….a 55 year old mom could post up a bathing suit pic on her facebook for her friends and family and all of her network will give that image far more love than any other pics she’s posted…so apply this to every single women on the internet…and you’ve got a lot of women realizing that bikini pics is how to get the most likes and feedback, which feels good for their egos….

So bikini pics are everywhere…

I have also always thought bikinis made out of random things, because bikinis get hits and people will click on anything bikini, and girls doing anything in bikinis does better than girls clothed…so from PIZZA BIKINIS….to plastic in the ocean bikinis…to bikinis made out of semen from a gangbang….creative bikinis get noticed.

So this girl doing the hip thing, the trending thing, the DIY thing, the creative thing, the bikini thing…and it’s crafy, it’s cool…I like it….so find her.

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

Slurpin Titties Thirsty Thursday

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