The funniest thing about the internet is every girl gets nude on the internet, in a “I’m just another nude girl on the internet”. It’s mainstream. It’s accepted. It’s fun and funny and trending.

It is not slutty, it is not bottom feeding, it is not seen as shameless, even if it is shameless.

You’d think the whole every girl nude would get boring, would get repetitive, would be “another hot naked chick who looks like she works at the Smoothie Shop”….but the fact is I fucking love it.

This girl has the face of an average looking nerd. The kind of awkward girl who isn’t at the parties, but who has a group of friends who she watches Netflix with. Not the full loser..but not the cool girl….

Yet here she is getting half naked….in part because of her RIDICULOUS, how is that real ass, and in part because even if she didn’t have that ass she’d be nude or half nude, it’s the trend…a trend I will not get bored of…get all girls, fit or not, booty or not…showing off what they got!

Big fan of this face that doesn’t match its ass and the selfies it takes…

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This cop is a legend. Her name is KRYSTAL SMITH, she seems to be from Florida and along with doing cop things, she does the whole instagram bikini thing.

I smell the premise of a WOKE generation TV show based on INCLUSIVITY that touches on all aspects of what is going on right now. Racial Tensions, COPS, and Instagram bikini influencing….the cop who moonlights as an influencer, or an influencer who moonlights as a cop.

All this to say, not all cops are racist, they have fucked up jobs and deal with fucked up people in fucked up situations. The bad cops are fucking terrible power hungry assholes, who are assholes to everyone and then some are racist cops for whatever reason….where they target black people and kill them when restraining them on video to set off everyone about race wars, when people didn’t give a fuck about race wars since the last viral cop on black dude death….so instead of consistently working with Black Lives Matter, all these fair weather activists and influencers moved onto other shit to whine about, and now they are back on this because it’s cool, trendy, the right thing to do…all to make them feel better about themselves…

Except this bitch…

This bitch is black, a cop, on the front lines and an influencers, so her opinion on anything related to this issue, is probably one worth listening to.

Since I don’t listen to any instagram shit, I couldn’t tell you what she’s saying, but check out that instagram hotness, the kind of cop who could kick your fucking ass, but in a good way, while restraining you, you know….the kind of cop you’d probably want to have stomp on your neck while you’re cumming, you know…to BOURDAIN yourself…

Either way, she’s cool as shit.

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I want to say that I hate all people and when movements like this happen on social media…it reaffirms how fucking dumb the people of social media are…follower fucks.

I don’t hate hot women of any race, cree, gender (lol). If you are hot, we are all good. Even if you’re not that hot but I csam stare at your tits, we are all good. I’ve NEVER really thought anything of someone’s color even after I got mugged by 3 big black guys when I wad 15, because I am not a victim and they could have been white because I only hate people based on their behavior…those muggers were assholes, not cuz they were black but because they mugged me.

Apparently, they are saying it is racist to say that you aren’t racist…you have to see color to appreciate color but not judge by color despite giving preferential treatment for their color…..I didn’t do too much digging as to why, it was more a rolling of my eyes and moving on with my day…that luckily isn’t polluted with all this shit…because I don’t fuck around on social media….where all this brews.

Obviously, black lives matter and obviously the system is designed to be racist and obviously cops target black people and that’s some bullshit…but I find it weird that 3 black people die by cops daily and all of a sudden, after a pandemic, where the government stole your jobs, bailed out Wall Street, printed money….a cop mistreating a black guy causes this massive fucking uprising…when really ya’ll should be protesting the government for fucking you if you’re going to protest anything…

Protests always appeal to destructive people, who destroy the personal property of other people, who are probably fighting the same cause…because those protestors just like the rush of destruction.

I would assume that 99 percent of decent people, who were raised right, would say “that’s fucked up, cops shouldn’t do that to people”….and that most of us want justice for all…and that most of us aren’t racist…except maybe those on social media posting a black square to belittle a cause by making it about them and to reduce a systemic situation to a silly social media challenge, trend or meme that everyone is doing because they are in fact racist, self involved assholes…Fuck all of ya’ll…

Here are some hot black girls, cuz hot chicks is what matters and black girls are hot.

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I guess since COVID is over, I should do this post on girls in Riot Gear, but the reality is that sluts are pretending to care about black dudes because they’ve sucked a black dick or two in their quest to be influencers, so they need to post up BLACK SQUARES so the real voices can be heard, so brave, and bold, and strong…you sheep follower fucks don’t even know what you are protesting..

So I am not going to let COVID die, I am going to keep it alive in my heart forever….I enjoyed every day feeling like a SUNDAY….I enjoyed the transition from bar and restaurant and retail worker to CAM GIRL slut who gets naked online for money…I enjoyed the fun masks, the PPE and the silly things people did….so COVID…lives in our hearts forever…plus riot gear isn’t naked enough….and at home protesting things these spoiled brats doesn’t understand takes away from the “we are all going to die narrative”!

Here’s that PPE!!

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This is probably one of the weirder Instagram feeds ever.

Someone, who could be man or woman in some off-brand Power Ranger costume.

This is actually her ENTIRE feed, two images and a video, The pink Ranger selfie, the pink Ranger with cans, and the pink Ranger twerk….I don’t know context, backstory, where they are from. That would require some investigative journalism that is not really worth the effort, because if she’s in a mask and costume, you know it’s because she looks hotter in said costume, so instead I say watch it for the fucking weirdness…because I am all about the weirdness.

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I am all for finding ways to FUND ALS. I’ve known people who have had ALS, they obviously didn’t survive ALS, so when the Ice Bucket challenge went viral and everyone and their mom did an Ice Bucket challenge, I was ok with it. I figure if we need to find something for everyone to get involved in, due to a Fear of Missing Out, or a Fear of noting being part of a movement, or a group, or a moment in our time, it might as well be for a good cause.

As it turns out, the Ice Bucket challenges were all pretty annoying for the week people cared, before they forgot ALS, as they had done their part and went onto other viral challenges or hustles to be like everyone else…

That urge for ice being dumped on women, never left our pervert minds, hearts and souls….

Then, during Quarantine I learned of girls putting ice in their cunts for TikTok, reminding me that young people are perverts, that the internet is for perverts and that we are all pervets….and I remembered a story of a man who used to fill condoms up with water, freeze them, to fuck random girls he brought home with before having sex with them. He told me the ice disinfected them, but I don’t really think he had the science behind that and that he was just a pervert into fucking girls with ice….

So today, we’ve got a new Ice Bucket challenge, where the bucket is a bikini bottom, and the challenge isn’t a challenge at all…but it is hot despite being nice and cold!

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I hate when any celebrity gets involved in any form of activism because they are always in it for the wrong reasons.

Celebrities do not give a fuck about anything beyond themselves, making the most out of their celebrity, and they don’t look past their arm’s length to any real life issues that don’t effect them, unless they think it will give them some attention, some clout, some level of caring to humanize them or to get people excited…like ‘So and So hates police brutality, or racism”….which should go without saying…

So knowing that celebs have no souls, that they offer no real contribution to the world unless it provides them personal gain, and any sort of caring about anything is just to seem like they care, so people think they aren’t these shallow vapid idiots…

It’s a PR stunt, it’s not a real protest…but since we all encourage them, we can let them pretend they are using their voice for a greater good, for change, to end racism, to end violence, whatever…but it’s all bullshit…so luckily some of them went out braless to make the mose of the paparazzi pics they were expecting because they called the damn paparazzi….to cover this “Moment’ in their lives that they want to be a part of, to humanize them, to make them seem like they care…even though they don’t.

They are just useless people with too many people watching…

Let’s HOPE COVID strikes them all equally…..maybe they need the time out to reflect on how full of shit they all are. Cunts.

Caylee Cowan Got the Tits Out for Black Lives

Ana De Armas and Ben Affleck

Cara Delevigne Being Gay

Zoe Kravitz

FKA Twigs

Victoria Justice and her Sister Madison Reed

Newly Bisexual Lili Reinhart

Ariana Grande

Kristen Stewart

Madison Beer looking confused..

Paris Jackson

Halsey the worlds Whitest Black Girl

Sophia Bush

EmRatCow With the tits out..

Camila Cabello brought her Quarantine 15 to the protest along with her “not gay” boyfriend Shawn Mendes who’s actively searching Grindr in this photo.

Ireland Baldwin looking for the closest Valet to the protest

Jaime King probably still on opiates but protesting!

Josie Canseco with her boyfriend Youtuber Logan Paul

Courtney Stodden

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I like to keep things as trashy as possible here. I always liked the internet for the weirdness and disgusting trash that people would get up to. I fell off course with the site because celebrity content was what people were more into, even though I hate celebs but figured, making fun of them and calling them whores was alright….

In the years I’ve been doing this, the weirdos of the internet have progressively got trashier and trashier, I’ve lost touch with trash as it became fucking everywhere…but I still believe in the disgusting shit people do and think it’s a good idea to post on the internet, it’s far funnier and more amazing and real than a photoshopped bikini pic of some overpaid celebrity cunt.

So with that, we bring you Wet Spot Wednesday, because vile trash is better than vapid idiots who don’t know they are trash.

I’ll keep on posting the real life weirdness that needs the attention, it’s my passion!

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One of my Pete Peeves, which is Pet’s brother…is when people say “Happy Monday” or “Happy Friday” like get the fuck out of here with your implications that today is meant to be happy, or that any day is happy, unless it’s my fucking birthday, don’t wish me a happy day.

My other Pete Peeve is when people say “Happy Hump Day” or refer to Wednesday as a HUMP in the week, that we are about to get over as we go into tomorrow.

I don’t have a fucking job, the middle of the week means nothing to me, you basic fucks…keep that office banter to your fucking self.

So it’s only natural, I’d do a HUMP DAY Post…because I like how booty more than I hate Hump Day as a concept!

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