I’ve seen Sophia Bush in person and she’s actually very pretty, sure it wasn’t this Sophia Bush, but a stripper at the local strip club naked Sophia or at least stage named Sophia…who had a massive bush…and was the most fun lap dance to get, because unlike Stormy Daniels, she didn’t get arrested when she motorboated you…she just kept giving it and giving it….

We called her Sophia Bush because One Tree Hill was a thing, and I hung out with nerds who loved that show….so it was a terrible inside joke…but the actual Sophia Bush in a bathing suit…is not a joke…it’s real…it’s happening…tittied Tucked in her Wet Bikini.

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