Kristen Stewart is out her doing dyke shit in short shorts as she helps a friend move. We can only assume they’ll be knitting later tonight while talking about how much they hate dick….snacking on lesbian cookies and planning lesbian construction since they already own the flannel and construction boots…before doing some oil changes, changing some tires, unless they are the weird fat lesbians who can’t land a man so instead work as mammogram techs, librarians and gym teachers…

I don’t know what dykes do to be honest…they kind of don’t exist to me…when I see them they just sort of disappear…even lesbian porn fucking sucks.

But it is a good time to introduce you to the new R-PAT (who may have had his dick in her before she denounced dick) Batmobile:

Since you’re all a bunch of virgin losers into that batman, comic book movie shit…

I didn’t find Kristen Stewart, hot or interesting when she was at her peak…and I don’t find her hot now…but she exists and this is her existing…in shorts like she doesn’t fist Cara Delevigne’s herpes off the walls of her vagina….right up to her uterine lining…like she was an actual period…nothing more womanly than a period…nothing more lesbian than wanting to be a period.

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