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2024

14

Mar

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Fashions of the Day

I may believe that lesbianism is a myth and that women aren’t “born that way”, but rather that it is a learned behavior that comes with wanting to be different, parasites in the brain, bad experiences with men or narcissism from loving your pussy too damn much that you need to go play with other pussies…or make women worship your pussy as some sort of asserting dominance on them….

But that doesn’tm mean that lesbians don’t exist, they are really a thing, a community, a group of people who are probably pretty boring to be around because I can assume it’s a lot of complaining, man hating and it doesn’t end in a blow job unless you’re very charming and committed to proving that lesbianism is a myth.

KRISTEN STEWART is one of the more famous self-proclaimed lesbians….and she’s out promoting something because her lesbian fashions have been pretty racy of late.

In today’s look, she’s got a mini skirt, thigh highs with garters, an exposed bra….far different than the lesbian overalls, construction boots and flannel of the past.

Besides the hair, there is nothing lesbian about this, which is probably the point, reinventing lesbians.

Maybe it’s just a tribute to the street walkers of the 80s, a forgotten breed of prostitute thanks to the internet ruining everything….who cares.

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2024

12

Mar

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Nipple Flash of the Day

Kristen Stewart is a lesbian, I think she’s so lesbian that she’s scheduled to marry her current lesbian lover, because either the pussy eating is just that good that it cancels out anything a dick can do, or maybe she’s just into knitting. Lesbians love knitting.

I’m not saying that all chicks need cock, some have broken vaginas that can’t take any cock at all and have to commit to the clit game….

I am just saying that it’s not biologically sound that lesbianism is something a girl is born with, it’s gotta be some learned behavior or fluoride in the water, because by definition it’s a species ending sexual preference…

Sure, lesbians make babies with sperm they get off craigslist, which is celebrated more than when I mail women my semen in hopes they impregnate themselves. I’m out here trying to create a master race in my image fuckers…and it’s NOT working so well.

But if a lesbian still has a baby, what’s the point of being a lesbian, just a hatred of men, cock or a love for tits and pussy eating…

It’s beyond my mental capacity, but I will say that if a lesbian nipple is exposed, does it make a sound, since technically you can’t suck on it due to your penis, since lesbians discriminate and aren’t inclusive….or does it make even more of a sound, because it triggers the competitive nature of men, seeing lesbians as the ultimate challenge in pussy seduction…..

I figure since it’s Kristen Stewart’s nipple it makes a sound to all the twilight nerds out there….but also since it’s Kristen Stewart’s nipple, it’s not that interesting because I don’t find her hot since I’m not a twilight fan….yet the nipple still outfit for attention prevails…thanks to the nipple.

Turns out she wore this outfit with the nipples to the late night Colbert show, which didn’t make it more interesting – PICS HERE

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2023

26

May

Kristen Stewart Thong of the Day

NO, this isn’t a new Target, Bud Light, or North Face ad for pride month….and NO this isn’t Ellen Elliott Page…

This is a lesbian in a THONG for PRIDE month…..rocking her lesbian dental floss…and luckily for us they’ve shot this from an angle that crops out the strap on-attached to her thong, it’s the only thong she had laying around, because all her other underwear are men’s boxer shorts…you know lesbian things…

It’s also a LESBIAN in FISHNETS cuz LESBIANS know far more about the fishy smells a pussy can get, because they themselves own a pussy….but also because they don’t have dicks, so they end up with their faces in more pussy than dudes who are willing to skip that whole part of sex because they don’t worship the pussy as much as a Kristen Stewart lesbian does…

I don’t know when the lesbian decides the pussy turns them on, but I assume mirrors are involved in that process…..

I do know that Kristen Stewart’s not very hot lesbian, like the ones I see in the park who are actually young, fit and only lesbians because it’s trendy….but I didn’t find her hot before she decided to turn, because she wasn’t BORN THAT WAY, it’s a choice….she was actually born to procreate…it’s the HUMAN condition people and all these gay shit is designed to take away from that by voluntarily not breeding and if you they do breed, they’ll end up weird thanks to their TWO moms….but that’s just my ignorance that will be seen as a HATE CRIME…which is shocking, since I’m so filled with LOVE!

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2022

12

Jul

Kristen Stewart Thong of the Day

I am pretty sure this is an old picture of angry lesbian gangster Kristen Stewart psoig in a thong with all her lesbian hats, that could be her ex boyfriend for the sake of marketing a huge franchise of stupid movies (ROBERT PATTISON)’s hats, but that wouldb’t make them any less lesbian.

Now, I’ve found Kristen Stewart boring as shit, gutter looking as shit, even the whole lesbian sex thing bores me, as it is anti-climatic and arguably a choice, not a BORN THAT WAY THING, which would trigger the LQBTQ…not the LITTLE QUEEFS BIG TITTY QUEEF community….but the other more annoying niche…..

But yeah, when looking at her thong, I’m like, girl’s got a decent ass, body, legs, and when her face, her emotionless acting isn’t tainting her, she’s got a decent ass, body, legs…and that’s worth looking at.

So never a Kristen Stewart fan, but becoming a Kristen Stewart’s Ass Fan has been a very formative experience, you should try it sometime.

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2022

20

Jun

Kristen Stewart Tits of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart as a celebrity, as a diversity and inclusion expert, as an actress, as a face or leader of Lesbianism and RAINBOW SWASTIKA FLAGS for the fake and gay-ification of society as a whole….SHE IS BORING.

But I’ll look at her tits with her painted up face, that looks like she could be doing YELLOW face, or maybe this is just what a lesbian facial looks like after getting painted by a bitch, who knows, but the manageable sized tits are hot…EVEN IF THEY ARE BORING.

Nude selfies bring me happiness, so as long as Kristen Stewart is delivering them to us, we’ll consider her on our team, just NOT on our team, because she scissors…and hates you and your penis….as they do…unless that’s all a lie, since I consider lesbianism a myth that makes no biological sense and that I can only explain as LEARNED bahvior…but what do I know, lesbians have always hated me like they hate dick, just not rubber or silicone dick, because it’s severed from the TOXIC man they hate…so they never talk to me about their inner workings in lesbian….but I’m happy believing that lesbianism is a fetish, a sex act and not a sexuality…..but then again, I don’t believe in any sexuality or gender bullshit…it’s all just sexual fetishes being celebrated….and it’s weird….

But nude selfies, those are always a glimpse into what I want to be seeing, a passion really!

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2022

03

Jun

Kristen Stewart Braless of the Day

I don’t find Kristen Stewart a compelling star. I thought she was some product of incest poor chick who was sold to the industry because she geographically lived in and around LA and it was easy for her creepy dad to sell her off to some random producer he met at the grocery store, a bitch has got to eat motherfuckers.

I never understood her celebrity, she’s a boing, emotionless, barely hot actress, so either she’s got dirt on important people who did terrible things to her or in front of her, or she’s actually one of their own with famous, connected family….because there’s gotta be something about her that justifies her “a-list” attitude….

Sure, Twilight was huge, but is that enough to keep this bitch working, or is there are more sinister side to the story…..

The weirdest thing about her, at least for me, is that despite being a lipstick lesbian, which is a lesbian that doesn’t look like a biker, bus driver, cafeteria lady, or man…..even though I don’t believe lesbianism is a real ailment, not even in priDEMONth….

But yeah, the weirdest thing about her, even when she’s dating/fucking seemingly hot chicks, she’s still fucking boring to me….and even if I think lesbianism is fake, anti-climatic, masturbatory, even narcissistic….like “girl wants pussy praised by other girl, because she thinks she’s top pussy”….I can still happily watch girls fuck girls…yet Kristen Stewart doesn’t make me want to watch her sex tapes if there were sex tapes an she’s not even hideous….so explain that….can a girl be so boring that even when hot enough to be famous is not someone I want to see fuck….I can’t explain that…it is inexplicable…my own kind of X-Files…..

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2022

16

May

Kristen Stewart Tits of the Day

This could be an old gif of Kirsten Stewart wiping her tit off like it just got cummed on by a man, or a squirting woman, but I don’t think females ejaculate in as targeted of a way, they just don’t have the shaft to aim their piss where it needs to go, and since it’s most likely just piss, it doesn’t have the same motility, mobility, thickness….you know like throwing cooking batter at the food fight, versus spraying a motherfucker down with a garden hose..

ANYWAY, I am a tiny titty supporter, endorser, and figure if you’re going to make all that money being famous, I sure as hell better know what your full tits look like, because acting is just high end escorting really…

I do find it weird that they’ve decided to use her as an A-LISTER since she’s not that great of an actor, nothing she’s done has been good or memorable, and her face, eyes, and emotion always seem empty and dead….

But I guess Hollywood is scrambling as they’ve lost their grip on celebrity, now that no one gives a fuck about celebrity, so they have to take what they can get….

We can assume that will eventually be Kim Kardashian in Oscar winning roles just for these bottom feeding scumbags to get the views and the money, because they are pigs.

All this to say, maybe this is from the Princess Diana movie she was just in….you know to get people to watch it, it needs a titty fuck scene, something lesbians can probably pull off and not only if they work at the rub and tug, since lesbianism is a myth or a fetish that can be broken for the right cock or opportunity, just ask Amber Heard.

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2022

09

May

Kristen Stewart Braless of the Day

I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot and not even because she’s a lesbian, since I don’t discriminate against lesbians, they discriminate against me…..

I just think for the most part, lesbians are angry at the world and at each other and are just miserable people, but I am sure there are some happy lesbians out there, probably fat chicks who were so alone before realizing eating pussy was like eating a freshly baked cake…..or they are monetizing their lesbian relationship, maybe on YOUTUBE, knowing that pretending to be happy lesbians, will make them money as brands need happy lesbians to pay to promote their products. It’s a racket.

I find Kirsten Steward ugly because that’s my fucking right….

I also find her a shitty, half dead actress who hasn’t been good or memorable in anything she’s acted in, whether the industry is trying to package her as an a-lister or not.

I don’t mind staring at her little tit in her weird bodysuit though, since I like little tits and one-pieces, it’s the outfit that touches ass, pussy and tit at the same time…..LEGEND.

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2022

29

Mar

Kristen Stewart Nip Slip of the Day

I don’t know if a Lesbian Nipple is as valuable as the hetero woman nipple since you can’t fuck it, but you’re not fucking Kristen Stewart even when she decides to go back to cock, so I guess it is….

Most girls are lesbians now that 20 in 32 fouth grade students identify as LGBTQ+, it’s the modern day “thong”….or “brazilian wax”….or whatever the fuck lie they’re pushing on us…and that women buy into because they are simple and are wired into the hive…

I saw some NETFLIX or AMAZON show last night about “Pleasure”….or some nonsense, where they go onto to explain the “ORGASM GAP”….I only watched a few seconds of the trailer, before realizing this “Pleasure” show was not the kind I’d jerk off to…even with my interest or creepy sex obsession…and they said some shit like the “Orgasm Gap between Straight Men and Women” is huge…meaning men cum more than women….because of misogyny or the patriarchy….or because women are prude or uptight and don’t jerk off 8 times a day….but as far as I’m concerned every straight guy, in being a straight guy, is all about making the girl he’s with cum before he does…when you get to married level, where the wife is just doing you a favor and will deal with her own shit herself when you’re asleep or when she’s in the bath doesn’t count as and “orgasm gap”….and I am not too sure how I planned to tie this back to Kristen Stewart’s lesbian nipples, or lesbians being a myth, but probably because that show along with all the other homo shit is propaganda to make women fuck women, to kill the family unit, and to live empty self involved lives, that don’t benefit the future in any way but some shitty movies she’s in.

I don’t hate lesbians, I’ll watch them fuck, but they typically hate me…because of the whole penis thing, even when it’s an INNY and barely a penis, I’m sure some of their lesbian sisters have bigger dicks than me, but that’s just because the LGBTQ thing is running wild….

I guess that was a lot of nonsense to say “Check out Kirsten Stewart’s Celebrity Nip slip”….I can’t help myself…and if you can’t help yourself, you can’t help anyone else.

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2022

28

Mar

Kristen Stewart Oscar Tits of the Day

The Oscars are Trash but so is Kristen Stwart…an actor who may have even been nominated for an Oscar, which is hilarious to anyone who has ever seen Kristen Stewart act, it’s an emotionless, boring, uninteresting experience every single fucking time…

I get that she’s trying to act interesting in her lebsianism, wearing lingerie rocking some decent little tits, but the fact remains, she’s been around for a while, and has had zero star power the entire time, sure they hyped her up during the Twilight Years, but the idea that she’s being treated like a legit actress and not like Ashley Greene, is jokes….you know, since she sucks…but who am I to say anything, I’m not in their industry, I don’t know how their hierarchy works, I guess don’t have the credentials to have an opinion on the people or stories they feed us, just sit their, mouth gaping open like a stunned half retard, being filled with their propaganda, agendas and lies…

Maybe I’m being a little dramatic when it comes to Kristen Stewart’s lingerie outfit, but I guess lesbians as a concept irritate me, not because they don’t fuck me, no one fucks me, that’s nothing to be mad about, but because I don’t believe lesbianism is anything but a perversion since we are wired to want to breed and breeding means cock and cum….however gay definitely exists, just ask Will Smith for a history of his porn searches.

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