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Kristen Stewart and her Lesbian Haircut Hangs with Nipples of the Day

Kristen Stewart is culturally appropriating Lesbians by living out the textbook definition of a lesbian…since actors have no souls and are fucking liars and identity crisis’….

I don’t know who Kristen Stewart’s new piece of pussy that she probably scissors is….but it’s not Stella Maxwell…they broke up…

I do know what the tits of the new piece look like since those tits are in a wife beater and you can see her nipples which is always an exciting thing…a fetish I had in the late 90s…when nipples weren’t everywhere…I liked it so much I’d make my girlfriend at the time walk around the house like that…but we weren’t lesbians…even though my penis is really more of a vagina with a swollen clit….because lesbianism is a myth…where pervert women do pervert things to each other …like fisting…in some weird mutual masturbation…because women naturally hate each other, resent each other, are catty towards each other…and the idea of them being in love with each other makes no fucking sense to me…It’s a porn category, not a very good one at that…not a real lifestyle choice…perverts…

I mean sure women can want to be with women cuz women are hot or whatever…and pussy is great or whatever…and mutually masturbating like girl scouts discovering themselves is their most exciting moment of their sexual lives and they want to carry that into adulthood….

I just find it weird, especially when it’s with a celebrity….who has embraced lesbianism so hard she got the haircut….probably has the flannel and construction boots at her home…maybe in New York where it is colder…

It reminds me of when rich coddled sheltered rich kids I know went to a rap party and went shopping for hip hop gear one night – then the next night went to a rock show and got their outfit for that…you know so out of touch they play dress up…

But the nipples in the wife-beater…that reminds me of a better time…


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Kristen Stewart and Chloe Sevigny are Naked Axe Murderers of the Day

Kristen Stewart and chloe sevigny nude axe murderers

Kristen Stewart, the lesbian, who I guess is trying to be as serious about acting as she is about being a lesbian….have you seen her lesbian haircut? It’s almost convincing…and her lesbian Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend…who dudes jack off to and who walks around half naked for dudes….when lesbians typically date manly bitches, not bitches who sexualize themselves to me….has her tits out in a movie….

We like tits out in movies.

Kristen Stewart and chloe sevigny nude axe murderers
Kristen Stewart and chloe sevigny nude axe murderers


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Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Boring Lesbians of the Day

I am not one of those dudes who gets off to Lesbians, or lesbian porn, I actually dislike lesbians and find them unfulfilling, anti-climatic, because I need the cum shot to know it’s over…

Maybe it’s because lebsians hate me for not taking them seriously, or believing that lesbians actually exist…or because I have a penis…

I just can get into it, so even when girls fist each other and squirt pee everywhere, I’m like “boring”…..probably because I know how lesbians work, besides doing cross fit, they are two women and that’s just too much crazy for me….

Or back in the college years when everyone wasn’t a fucking genderless lesbian weirdo with open sexuality….and girls would make out with each other when drunk…I’d think “this is so dumb”….unless my dick’s in their mouth while they do that…this does nothing for me….

So I am not really the lesbian fan you should be talking to if you’re looking for someone excited about celeb lesbians…even when one of those lesbians is a Victoria’s Secret model.

I find it boring, I find Kirsten Stewart boring, and even though this would be a fun story in the 90s, before lesbians were real….it’s not a fun story now..

Sure I’d watch their sex tape, but even that would be boring….

A model with a very famous broken actress she’s manipulated with her mouth…

It just seems so contrived to me…but here’s some lesbians in shorts no construction boots or birkenstocks for you fucking weirdos who like this ….


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Kristen Stewart Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

Kristen Stewart Hard Nipples White Shirt

Even when she’s Dyked Out…she’s boring.

It’s like there is nothing this girl can do. There is not enough scissors in the sweatshop that can make anything about her seem intriguing or exciting….

I just can’t fuck with Kirsten Stewart, or her identity crisis or her coming of age story, where she really discovers herself…

I just find it dull on all fronts, like her acting, she’s garbage….very expensive garbage…but garbage none the less…

I also don’t really believer her lesbianism, sure she’s fucking women, but who isn’t in this generation really…I just think it’s too text book and Disney contrived to be what she feels in her soul…because she probably doesn’t even know what she feels in her soul…because actors as a general rule…have no identity and get lost in their performances, not because they are some higher brow talent, but because they are bullshit..


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Kristen Stewart’s See Through Skirt Of the Day

Kristen Stewart No Panties in a See Through Skirt in Cannes

Kristen Stewart may come across as a try hard lesbian…you know method acting her way through lesbianism with her lesbian lover…some Victoria’s Secret model…who for anyone who knows anything about lesbians, it’s that they don’t go for the objectified, classic “beauty”, who plays this part defined by misogynistic and patriarchal ideals, who present themselves to the world like some sort of fetish for dudes, because we all know Victoria’s Secret models are just that, they are what the execs at the massive mall brand want to define as beauty standards, tall and skinny and half naked and hot, while the rest of the world is becoming inclusive and fat….

Meaning…I don’t buy into Stella Maxwell and her opportunistic and disgusting approach to money, success, fame and feeding her insecure ego…trying to prove she’s hot or jerk off material to dudes…and I don’t buy into Kristen Stewart being a lesbian while fucking a VS model, because any chick would eat that pussy….she can get all the lesbian haircuts she wants, but I’ll only believe it when she’s dating some fat, construction boot wearing bull dyke….until then…it’s just disney level bullshit…

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Kristen Stewart See Through of the Day

Kristen Stewart Nipples in See Through Black Dress

I don’t know if you can actually see Kristen Stewart’s nipple. Apparently you can almost see it in one picture. Which is enough reason for me to post it, knowing that I am terrible at spotting these types of things, and knowing who these people are, and really keeping track of all this nonsense…not because I have better things to do…I really have nothing to do…but because I do not give a fuck about any of this and I can’t trick myself into giving a fuck about any of this…and I can’t pretend to give a fuck about any of this…

But I can look at the identity crisis in her lesbian haircut state…we believe you lost soul…we believe your lie…and I can look at her dressed like a Hollywood girl, who her mooch lover VS model probably helped style for her…tits out people…TITS OUT…and yet she’s still totally as uninteresting as she was in the TWILIGHt movies…but she’s here, she’s now, she’s gender fluid and pansexual…which sounds like indecisive and rich enough to waste her time figuring it all out…tits out..


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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Tits with Lily Rose Depp of the Day

Kristen Stewart LEsbian TIts in a Low Cut Blazer 04

Kristen Stewart is some pervert lesbian weirdo who is playing the lesbian role as hard as she can, despite being some identity crisis who clearly doesn’t even know herself, she’s an “actor” and has no soul….

But seeing her being an old cougar, pounces on a young Lily Rose Depp, in some Bill Cosby or Weinstein situation, while her model wife is out there fucking whoever she can to leverage her bullshit career to the next level…

Is pretty funny….but not really…but I’ll post it anyway…cuz you’re perverts who will jack off to anything.


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Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Ass Shots of the Day

Kristen Stewart's Girlfriend Stella Maxwell Ass in short shorts

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart in some shorts…because I guess lesbians can wear shorts…they aren’t banned from shorts…even though you’d expect their shorts to be more basketball shorts that go past their fat lesbian legs….assuming lesbians actually exist and are not just a myth created by the patriarchy and porno movies to give men something to jerk off to when bored of watching big porn dick…you know the fantasy of two high school besties at a sleep over discovering each other…something that likely happens all the time, and that is happening now with Kristen Stewart thanks to the aggressiveness of Stella Maxwell…reminding us how cliche of an identity crisis Stewart is as she character acts or method acts her way into lesbianism…being as stereotypically dyke as she can be…except for her lack of flannel…and dolphin shaped dildos because penis shapes are gross to them…it’s part of their muyth…

Kristen Stewart Ass in short shorts


Heres more Stella NAKED on INSTAGRAM from a shoot with some magazine called ISSUE magazine cuz they are clever…

Stella Maxwell Tits Nipples out in a Sheer Shirt for Instagram

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Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Still Scissoring of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Sewart LEsiban with Their Chihuahua

The Scissor Sisters – Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell – are still scissoring – in the event you were wondering – and based on their walk I wonder if any fists are involved in their dyking out, because when there’s no dick in the room, these girls get creative with the objects they can fill their cunt’s up with….

I like to think Stella Maxwell the scammer – knows how to scam her way to relevant – and she does it on the back of women through what I assume is a masterful tongue…that can make these girls she traps squirt everywhere…

And the girls she traps who squirt everywhere, are broken down celebrities, who increase her profile, but are such identity crisis’, easy to manipulate into feeling loved and not taken advantage of…

You can tell by how serious Kristen Stewart takes her dyke persona…she’s like a cartoon caricature of a dyke…which is how you know she’s not authetic…it’s acting that Maxwell clearly doesn’t care about because it get her in the paparazzi…something she’s done before to become the Victoria’s Secret model she doesn’t necessarily deserve to be on hotness alone..

Celebrity / Model / Homosexuality isn’t exciting to me…but maybe it is to you…and I’m here to deliver..and not just because this site is so broke ass I take on a night job as a pizza delivery man….but in my posts also….

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Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Still Scisoring of the Day

Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Still Scisoring at dinner

In huge fake lesbian news, Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell are still together, and the paparazzi got some pics of them eating in what looks like one of the more staged dinners of all time, who sits next to each other at dinner, I hate when I see people do that…

The two seem fucking boring, they lack passion, they lack excitement, they are a fucking lie…

Kristen Stewart is just some identity crisis weirdo who is trying to play the best lesbian she can, at least that’s what her haircut is telling me, while Stella Maxwell is just a mooch bitch, who fucks any weak bitch she can, ideally more famous than the last, because it increases her profile as a bullshit panty model…

I don’t doubt they fist each other, or whatever it is dykes do, I just think it’s nonsense media hype and no one should care…

It was more interesting when they staged “cheating” on each other…like anyone cares about fucking lesbians fucking…that shit is dull.

Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell out at dinner


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