Kristen Stewart, or as I like to call her “everybody’s favorite inbred who has had sex with her dad because I’ve seen pics of him and he looks like that kind of guy”, was in Glamour magazine, despite looking inbred, white trash, all full of teenage angst even though she’s not a teenager, but just an icon to one, because she was the not very hot love interest that gives hope to all girls who aren’t good looking that maybe one day they’ll be love interests too…accessible, but it’s gone to her head.., and the only real thing that she’s ever had that was Glamorous was a KFC meal on regular priced night, you know before being fancy, famous and full of shit and all…..

Either way, a pornstar who went legit before doing porn, rich trash in Glamour magazine, rocking a little see though…..that you probably won’t be able to masturbate to but I’m posting it anyway…cuz you’re such a weird Kristen Stewart fan. Creep.

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I came across this Kristen “The Inbred Fucked by Her Dad” Stewart Snow White pictures and figured the virgin loser, sci/fi and fantasy club weirdos, who you see having battles in the park, making you wonder where they find each other, would really appreciate it….

Just not as much as I appreciate the fact that they released these pictures as if they are some kind of news knowing that virgin losers can probably jerk off to this shit….even if Kristen Stewart is nothing but a useless spec…which isn’t so far from the truth…good one.

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Kristen Stewart is all hype….

She is such a hard dyke looking bitch who irritates the fuck out of me….mainly cuz I can tell she thinks she’s this big, dark, cerebral deal….but I am pretty sure was molested by her trailer trash alcoholic father…which should be the real reason why people are into her…cuz molested girls…provided they don’t turn penis hating lesbian…have a lot of experience sucking dick…you know cuz they started at a young age…like any prodigy or pro athlete it takes years and years of experience….not to mention an open mind…something someone who fucks there father always has…cuz anything that involves not fucking her father…from anal to orgies seems tame…

But that’s all just speculation…maybe she just looks like the raped by her dad type…

And here is her overrated ass in jeans leaving the gym…even though everyone knows the trailer park diet is always meth….

I prefer her in a See Through White Bikini …..

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Kristen Stewart took some time away from the trailer park she clearly is from and the father who clearly fucks her, to go and make millions of dollars filming that Twilight bullshit, that’s become the new Harry Potter, in billion dollar movie franchises cuz it manipulates teenage girls by shoving masturbation material down their throats….by casting average at best looking girls to play the main character, cuz if Kristen Stewart’s character was hot, it’s make them feel like shit about themselves and they’d never buy into the shit….Trust me, millions of dollars went into marketing this shit just right….and her being not so hot was a key factor…

But for some reason, the more naked this bitch gets, the less I seem to care about her inbred looking face. I guess it all stems from me being a pervert.

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This movie is called Welcome to the Rileys. It stars Kristen Stewart not playing the ugly yet relatable for teenage girls, teenage vampire fucker to not, but instead as a stripper with a potty mouth who you’ll want to fuck…

Whatever is going on in this clip, I feel hit close to home for Kristen Stewart. I assume that she did a lot of character research in her home town watching her mother and old family videos, cuz her face looks fuckin’ ghetto, whether it’s rich and famous now or not, there’s no way there’s not a long lineage of speed users and backyard furniture wrestlers…but at least she’s breaking free from that Twilight bullshit and showing a little fuckin’ ass….while talking all gutter. Something that is porn to me…now if only they shot this without bed sheets and some piss and shit stained mattress would I really feel at home.

Here is the first clip:

Here is the second Clip

I think this may be the role that makes me like her.

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These pictures are pretty huge because Twilight is huge and not so much cuz Kristen Stewart is hot…you see cuz I find her inbred, but I think I can see her twat that so many relatives have touched and possibly even taught her to trim down cuz it’s easier to fight crabs back in their trailer park before she made it all famous in Hollywood land….where she sends back money for her “Pa” to buy cans of soup and chewin’ tobacco…cuz that’s just what redneck hick trash do.

But I could be wrong. Maybe she just looks and acts like white trash and really she’s from a normal classy family who fuck each other…I shouldn’t judge….except maybe the amazingness of a white bikini and all it’s vagina exposing qualities…I’ve always been a fan of that garment and all it has to offer my pervert ass.

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I didn’t know that inbreds made legs like this…I always thought one leg would be longer than the other, or her foot would be clubbed, or webbed, or whatever weirdness comes when both your backwoods trailer park parents are related but I guess I was wrong, and the only real proof of her being inbred is her wonky fucking face and really I guess that doesn’t matter cuz everyone seems to love that shit enough to make it a big fucking star, so maybe inbred is the key to success…and here are her legs…

Pics via Fame

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There is nothing hot about this Sam Ronson lookin’ bitch, other than the fact that her gutter white trash father used to fuck the shit out of her growing up, because I’ve seen pictures of homie and I know white trash molesters and they look like him….maybe I’m “racial” profiling, because I like to think white trash from the trailer park are their own breed of human, partially because they are the only culture who like wrestling lawn furniture before trying to punch out their baby growing in their 14 year old daughter that they blame one too many Rum and Cokes for and white trash or not, there’s nothing hot about Kristen Stewart, not even the fact that she was sucking her daddy’s dick at a young age, mainly cuz she looks and acts like a dude…but I just thought the fact she’s showing off her dad’s fingering move that used to get her primed a little awkward and uncomfortable, but I guess if she’s okay with the whole getting molested in the outhouse out back than so am I.

Pics via Bauer

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This is some real inbred shit…There is no way that the mother and father that created this awkward looking thing that I’d expect to see working the ice cream shop in special support shoes for inbred motherfuckers who have one leg longer than the other. I don’t expect her to be the “hottest” thing in Hollywood because of some bullshit teen movie that anyone with half a fucking brain knows is garbage…unfortunately proving that the general population doesn’t have half a brain and are just a gang of fucking retards that like amusement park rides and staring at bright fucking lights….

I find this bitch vile lookin’, perfect for the character in the vampire movie that gets killed in the first 5 minutes before the opening credits role, you know the janitor at a camp kind of motherfucker, but not the fucking love interest…..and here she is in a pretty skimpy skirt, lookin’ like white trash that’s actually whiter than every other white person….and here is that inbred backwoods shit….at a movie premiere with who I assume is her lesbian lover…but who really could be anyone in a revealing dress….

Pics via Bauer

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