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2010

24

Jun

Kristen Stewart is Ugly in Her Skimpy Outfit of the Day

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This is some real inbred shit…There is no way that the mother and father that created this awkward looking thing that I’d expect to see working the ice cream shop in special support shoes for inbred motherfuckers who have one leg longer than the other. I don’t expect her to be the “hottest” thing in Hollywood because of some bullshit teen movie that anyone with half a fucking brain knows is garbage…unfortunately proving that the general population doesn’t have half a brain and are just a gang of fucking retards that like amusement park rides and staring at bright fucking lights….

I find this bitch vile lookin’, perfect for the character in the vampire movie that gets killed in the first 5 minutes before the opening credits role, you know the janitor at a camp kind of motherfucker, but not the fucking love interest…..and here she is in a pretty skimpy skirt, lookin’ like white trash that’s actually whiter than every other white person….and here is that inbred backwoods shit….at a movie premiere with who I assume is her lesbian lover…but who really could be anyone in a revealing dress….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

02

Jun

Kristen Stewart Panty Flash of the Day

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Kristen Stewart has wrapped up her flea market grade white trash trailer park lookin’ pussy in a pair of white panties. A risky color choice for anyone who has experienced a low quality trailer park looking pussy. I am surprised she even bothered with panties…her white trash mom didn’t get knocked up by her brother wearing panties…It’s like inbred code or some shit, but instead she is treating it like it was her half of the twinkie her ghetto parents gave her for her school lunch because they didn’t have enough money to give her a whole twinkie or some shit…except instead of the sweet taste of twinkie my wife’s fat ass has grown to love, her pussy is some rancid shit, at least that’s what I assume based on her face.

When bitch wears shit like this, the panty pics were bound to hit, since I’m not allowed to post the rest of them, because the paparazzi hates me, here is a link to a post I did of her in this tight outfit the other day …..when this panty shot was taken. Enjoy, if trash is your thing.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Panty

2010

12

Mar

Teenage Lesbian Fantasy That’s Not a Real Fantasy of the Day

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The good thing about young girls is that even if they are ugly, they are still hot, because they are young. It’s one of those fantasy over reality things that makes fucking their tight bodies a lot of fun, because they have tight bodies and when you’ve been with older women, you realize that body is short fucking lived until you end up with a doughy middle-aged mess..that’s why everyone under 25 is magical to me…even if they aren’t the hotness you expected them to be when their extensive vocabulary impressed you when you used to watch them in interview at 10 years old. I’m talking to you Dakota Fanning….or if you’re a piece of white trash who looks like you shit in a hole behind your house cuz you have no running water, but you gotta empty your bowels, not so much because the racoon and squirrel meat isn’t sitting right, but because daddy wants to fuck and he knows fucking the ass is safer than fucking the pussy, cuz ol’ one eyed, one armed, flipper baby cousin Earl’s parents were daughter and daddy and it didn’t work out so well….We call that redneck backwoods evolution….and here are the pics of them at a premiere where they play The Runaways, which was a lesbian band with Joan Jett..

Here is the old cougar dyke with fake tits who has given up cock and into fucking young girls..because she likes showing them the ropes…as she recruits them into lesbianism…I’ve see this erotic movie from the 70s before….

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Posted in:Dakota Fannings|Kristen Stewart|Lesbian|teenage

2010

02

Mar

Kristen Stewart is Horrible Looking of the Day

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I think I should be putting Kristen Stewart on the death watch because she looks like she’s on some kind of drugs and is about to fucking die. I know this grimey disgusting stinky pussy look is her thing, but I have seen gutter street kids yelling at the brick wall while trying to clean out their crack pipe, look better and healthier than this….

I knew she was not all that good looking to begin with and that she was cast in Twilight so that all the ugly girls of America wouldn’t feel alienated by her looks and could relate and fantasize to the love story that made them all have their first teen orgasm ever, making Twilight actually pornographic material designed for teenage girls…. while taking an already ugly thing and give up on it turning it into some kind of greasy wreck of a thing you’d expect to find in a gutter, unhealthy and skinny and week makes Kristen Stewart actually pornographic material for me…but that’s just because I like my masturbation to involve girls who are ugly enough to be attainable and weak enough to be unable to run when I’ve got them cornered…I’m a romantic like that.

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Ugly|Wreck

2010

19

Feb

Kristen Stewart Looks Inbred of the Day

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I don’t understand all the hype behind this greasy, saggy eyed, inbred lookin’ trash, unless it comes from teenage girls, because teenage girls aren’t the ones jerking off to her. I get that Twilight was the biggest fucking thing in the history of the universe before Avatar flooded it out and I get that perverts like to get off to things they think teenage girls are getting off to, so when the popularity of the shit went thru the roof, I got it, but I didn’t get when I started hearing people make references to this bitch as being hot, because I know hot and this isn’t it. I even know moderate hot, fuckable, decent lookin’ and the only thing this bitch has is that she looks too retarded to tell on you if you raped her in the barn like you were her dad. It just proves that America is retarded and millions of marketing dollars can convince us to think pretty much anything. Whether it’s about polluting our ears with Lady Gaga, our bodies with fast food, our minds with celebrity gossip, we are just a bunch of fucking suckers….so here are some pictures of Kristen Stewart for you idiots who think she’s hot to realize she’s really is just a groggy lookin’ mess…

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Posted in:Inbred|Kristen Stewart|Ugly

2009

13

Nov

Kristen Stewart Is Really Not Hot of the Day

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What type of lesson is this going to give all the teenage girls who masturbate to this Twilight bullshit….is it that ugly girls get noticed? Or that ugly girls have equal opportunities as hot girls? What ever happened to casting hot chicks who make the ugly chicks insecure and develop eating disoriders in aspiring to be like their idol, instead of feeding them this Kristen Stewart shit that looks like they took fucking retard out of the retard home because she fit into the budget and didn’t complain too much as long as you fed her Jello or some shit.

This really makes me mad….it is fucking the natural balance of negative media influence on the public, something that’s been controlling populations forever, making corporations and governments rich as fuck forever, while keeping us these drones that do what they tell us because we don’t feel good enough about ourselves on our own, and in the past when it means a fat chick goes skinny and hot by not eating, it can’t be a bad thing….

On a side note, I guess I’ve officially added to Twilight hype, something I can’t fucking stand about, so now I have no choice but to hate myself for doing this.

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Retard|Ugly

2009

09

Nov

Kristen Stewart Has a Shitty Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

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My big problem with Twilight is that the shit has become ridiculously successful, pretty much porn to any girl 18 years old or younger, but it hasn’t taught them real proper whore behavior, or really any lessons in life other than that ugly chicks can get swept off their feet by vampires who they find to be mysterious and hot because they have british accents. I didn’t see the movie, but I know that Kristen Stewart is a girl I hope no one aspires to be, or looks at as the formula of what dudes like fucking, because even in her short shorts, she looks like the piece of white trashy kid who was raised in poverty and didn’t have access to enough dairy or vegetables or really any nutrients growing up because they were so poor and her mom was lazy, so it was twinkies and bologna for her, so her body paid the price and looks like this retarded mess.

I figure if we’re going to make porn for kids, we should at least teach them blowjob techniques so that when they finally decide to whore out to satisfy their needs, they’ll have some tricks in their back pocket so we can all benefit from this bullshit, instead of just dudes who look like Rob Patterson or whatever his name is, not that it makes a difference for you, since no chick is ever quite horny enough to let you in their mouth, but I figure you get what I am saying….and here are the pics of Kristen Stewart doing it all wrong…

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Short

2009

23

Jun

Kristen Stewart in Her Leather Pants on All Fours of the Day

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Leather Pants

2009

05

Jun

Kristen Stewart in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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I saw a girl last night who I had met a few weeks earlier. She wasn’t really my kind of girl in the sense that I don’t normally hang with cheesy hot chicks in the female line from the people who brought you “Affliction” clothing, who hangs with balding men, because I hate that shit, but she was fucking hot. Anyway, the last time I met her I had told her about my site and this time she came up to me to tell me that she actually went to the site and that she didn’t get it and she kept saying she didn’t get it. I was kinda thrown off because there’s really nothing to get, I post pictures of celebrities and I talk shit, but for some reason she couldn’t grasp it, in the same way that I can’t grasp this Kristen Stewart bitch and why everyone thinks she’s hot, or why she’s out doing this photoshoot trying to look sexy. I guess not everything is for everyone….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Photoshoot

2009

04

Feb

Kristen Stewart in Some Bikini Picture With Her Brother of the Day

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Now I’m not sure if you’ve seen Kristen Stewart’s dad, but I have and based on my opinion of him, and my expert opinion about white trash, poverty and trailer parks, Kristen Stewart and her brother are out half naked on a boat together because they are fucking.

Yes, I realize she’s wearing a pot leaf bikini and that annoys me. It’s probably the lamest thing a pot head can possibly do and anytime I see some pathetic rocker dude with a pot leaf on things ranging from their jacket to their earrings, to tattoos or baseball hates, I take serious fucking offense. Everytime I walk by a head shop and see pot leaf branded products it affects me in a way that brings on a serious hate inside me. We get it dude, you like pot, you can let us all know by letting us smoke on a joint with you, instead of being a total fucking loser about things. That said, Kristen Stewart is a loser.

So the lesson of this post is that Kristen Stewart fucks her brother, comes from trash and is as lame as the fake pot heads you see around parks and in the back of highschool classes who don’t know what gettin’ high’s all about, you doughy, ugly, cunt.

Posted in:Bikini|Brother|Kristen Stewart