I haven’t done one of these hipster photoshoots in a long time, even though I love them. I am too lazy to try to recruit photographers and models to collaborate with me, plus the general perception of the site, being called DrunkenStepfather and all, is that it’s nothing anyone wants to affiliate with, even when the site was big, with a lot more traffic, people would not touch it, advertisers wouldn’t touch it, and that’s unfortunate because I’m not all that bad, we coulda done big things together girl, just cuz I call celebs whores, doesn’t mean I shit on girls who do nude shoots to help themselves become the celebs I’ll eventually end up hating. It’s a process!

Anyway, if I had my way, all I would post on is the no name, low level model who hasn’t broke through the clutter, like a king maker, not someone trying to kick celebs while they are up.

So seeing this Diamondhead, Mississippi based photographer and model collab on their updated an improved basic white girl of instagram activity, drinking wine, because they put the hot body in lingerie outdoors and that warms my soul…

The photographer is Heath Lander – a lawyer by day….hipster photographer by night!

The model is Ashleigh Tribble and she’s fucking amazing, roundest ass I’ve seen today, not that I’ve seen any asses yet, but you get what I’m saying and if you don’t, it’s that I’d watch her drink wine all the time….Pulled from NAKID

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I’ve said it before, but I have very little going on so I am not inspired by new and amazing thing, plus I don’t think new and amazing things even exist, it’s all the same old shit run through the same old cycle, and it’s all pretty fucking repetitive and they all get away with it, so I want to be repetitive and get away with it too…

So I’ve said it before, Tennis is the hottest of the female sports, provided the tennis player is on the hot rich chick or Russian prodigy side of the female tennis spectrum, and not basically a dude with a vagina side of the tennis spectrum….because along with a level of classy, you know sweet perfumed level pussy, not dirty asshole smelling unshowered and dirty underwear wearing pussy like the non-tennis playing girls….and they wear hot outifts, flash buts and grunt like they are getting fucked hard…giving it their all…tennis is good.

I don’t know this model or photographer, but I assume she’s not an actual tennis star, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be our tennis star…

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I haven’t posted a random hipster shoot in a while, I sort of lost interest in nobodies who think they are somebodies creating nude content that they pretend is art, when clearly it’s for attention…not to mention random hipsters aren’t even hipsters anymore because everyone has the same style…it’s mainstream and mainstream fucking bores me…even when it involves girls fighting for eyeballs and views through nudity. I prefer the straight to the point only fan girls self promoting on social media with straight up selfie nudes, hence my Nurses Gone Wild, Titty Drop, On/Off and other weirdness I’ve been compiling, it’s like straight to the point without the pretension….plus they all email me bitching about how I’ve posted their pics without permission because they don’t understand how the internet works, and it just gets annoying, hopefully this crew appreciates the DrunkenStepfather stamp of approval and endorsement for the 1 person who visits this site as I have zero fucking influence…despite posting nude pics all day.

However, here are two models MADDIE NEVILLE and CHELSEA HOOKER (convenient name) shot by photographer HAMISH WILSON …they seem to be Australian, therefore cool by default….

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I came across this photoshoot on some random hipster nudity fetish site that despite posting hipster nudes pretend it’s a whole feminist adventure….

So I dug into who the model was because she’s obviously someone who is building her profile through provocative sex positive content…I needed to know more….

Until hitting her INSTAGRAM and seeing the LINK IN BIO went to an article she wrote called BIOPHILIA…which I guess is some sexualization of a bio…maybe it’s a RAPE of a bio because this is an excerpt:

When I started on this journey of self-discovery, one of the first things I did to center myself, was to fully emerge myself in nature as often as possible. It was there I learned many life lessons, ingrained in every blade of grass, flowing into me through every wave of the ocean. Like the relationship between the moon and the ocean, our lives move in cycles as well, and what a great reminder and reassurance that was at a time that I needed it most. I constantly have small epiphanies while surrounded by towering trees, or looking up into the vast night sky, thus deepening my appreciation for the world’s seemingly everlasting gift.

My opinion of that is that People are nuts…Believe their own hype…even when their hype is under 10,000 people…and people take themselves far too seriously in this self absorbed, narcissistic world of who cares what you think, just keep getting naked bitch.

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Did you know that fishing is one of the most popular sports that isn’t really a sport because it requires next to no physical prowess or skill…at least according to me who sees people fish often enough to know they are fat fucks drinking beers on a boat…but it’ popular…

What’s even more popular is naked chicks….so clearly when you merge naked chicks and fish into one black and white photoshoot – which makes no sense to me and is almost insulting to the guy who invented the color photo…because why the fuck would you need to do black and white in this era of IPHONE….for dramatic purpoes? I mean is this old timey? Looks pretty current to me….so it’s just a dumb artistic decision….got it..

ANYWAY…here’s Margaux & Maria Kn playing with some fish, and no, that wasn’t a reference to their vaginas, you misogynists….

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Last time I posted some Andrew Kuykendall pics, I said that my claim to fame was hooking this photographer Andrew Kykendall up with a porn star to collaborate on some photos…never to hear from either of them again. I’m a connector, left in the dark connector and that’s ok….my claim to fame is probably nothing to do with linking this photographer up with a pornstar, that’s just one of the many amazing things this multi-faceted hero has done….I haven’t kept track but I’ve helped make dreams come true, just none of my own.

That said, Andrew Kuykendall is pretty bold, being a straight photogrpaher doing photos you’d expect a straight photographer to do 3-4 years ago before the #metoo movement made the instagram dudes run from instagram, their tail between their legs, because they were only taking pics to see pussy, it was a power play, hence the #metoo

But if you own your shit, don’t surrender to the media hype, you can just cruise through getting girls naked in pictures, because we are in a time where more girls are getting naked daily, so if you have a camera, you should be on the front lines of that.

It is the SLUTTIEST of times right now, everyone fucking naked, dive in…despite all the whining feminists crying rape because they got drunk one night, or are mad because a man told them to “Smile” which is apparently man-splaining and derogatory….while bitch posts her asshole to instagram…nuts.

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You may not know MARLEY TIPPER and either do I, but that doesn’t mean we should endorse or support her quest to be the star of sultry, lewd, naughter photoshoots for the sake of her art.

The fact that she puts her pronoun in her IG is probably the reason we shouldn’t support her lewd, nude and tattooed instagram photoshoots for attention!

With the world in total disruption, from Pandemics to Riots, to Looking, to Racism…it really puts entitled gender fighters and those who support them into perspective of being so entitled and spoiled that their only real problem is other people knowing their gender so they don’t misrepresent them…

I was going to tell a story about the first time I fucked with a girl in pantyhose, she was a waitress who worked the night shift at a 24 hour diner, she was fat, but had massive tits, she may have been missing a tooth, it was a long time ago but I managed to recruit her by telling her I had never ripped a pair of pantyhose open in the heat of the moment, she was wearing pantyhose at the time and offered me a go….but only if I bought her a new pair…an offer, I couldn’t refuse….

We got back to her shitty apartment, started getting down and there she was…disgusting in pantyhose…looking like an overstuffed sausage, in fact I think she was where that expression originated….and I figured I had to commit, I was in too deep despite sobering up…and realizing the regret I was about to feel…

As I moved in….all I could smell was feet. Straight up gym sock in highschool left in the bottom of a locker after a rainstorm in an old pair of sneakers feet….the bitch clearly only had one pair of pantyhose and the rinsing in the sink didn’t kill that bacteria…it was the day my pantyhose fetish was THWARTED but I have since been able to appreciate a hot body in pantyhose the way I did before that bitch…

But instead of telling you that story, I was enraged with her gender pronoun because a person’s gender is their fucking business and should be kept to their damn self…If you want to live life as a girl and you get called a dude – deal with it…if you are a girl then you shouldn’t have a pronoun and if you’re a girl who dances, has her tits out, is in a thong and pantyhose, you should leave the gender assigning to us, because now I assume she’s a dude, as a girl, wanting respect and to be called a she/her and that RUINS wanting to jack off to her the way she intended when she got into producing this softcore porno…like a pornographer…whether she thinks it is porn or not.

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I don’t know much about KURO or this shoot, but it’s one of those girls of the internet getting naked in a photoshoot because it’s the thing to do. There’s the right level of socially accepted as everyone, even Miley Cyrus gets naked on the internet, and in a lot of ways these now 20 year olds were probably 14 or 15 when Miley was doing it, so maybe they were inspired by her and her Disney Ways to get naked, making the reasons behind the nudes as lame as buying Gap in the 90s. Some hostess twinkie version of nudes. If it’s mainstream and a way to be cool, it’s suddenly less interesting, until you remind yourself that they are naked in these shoots, and naked, for any reason is awesome….whether getting there was lame as shit or not.

That is not to say that this model is not some REAL DEAL nude artist trying to get her message out there, I speak in averages and generalizations here, and from my many years alive, anything popular is garbage…even if it’s nudes…but I’ll still look.

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The model is named KIM and she has 67 people paying her between 10 dollars and month and 20 dollars a month or $670 and $1320 a month doing her nudes, pretty good deal since all it takes is taking nude pics. It is substantially better than working a day job where you get no respect, paid shit and infected with the Coronavirus…far more rewarding and less labor intensive.

So treat this as a cry to all the girls out there to start getting naked…the more girls getting naked the more the price will get driven down…until eventually all the tits will belong to us for FREE.

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