I haven’t done one of these hipster photoshoots in a long time, even though I love them. I am too lazy to try to recruit photographers and models to collaborate with me, plus the general perception of the site, being called DrunkenStepfather and all, is that it’s nothing anyone wants to affiliate with, even when the site was big, with a lot more traffic, people would not touch it, advertisers wouldn’t touch it, and that’s unfortunate because I’m not all that bad, we coulda done big things together girl, just cuz I call celebs whores, doesn’t mean I shit on girls who do nude shoots to help themselves become the celebs I’ll eventually end up hating. It’s a process!

Anyway, if I had my way, all I would post on is the no name, low level model who hasn’t broke through the clutter, like a king maker, not someone trying to kick celebs while they are up.

So seeing this Diamondhead, Mississippi based photographer and model collab on their updated an improved basic white girl of instagram activity, drinking wine, because they put the hot body in lingerie outdoors and that warms my soul…

The photographer is Heath Lander – a lawyer by day….hipster photographer by night!

The model is Ashleigh Tribble and she’s fucking amazing, roundest ass I’ve seen today, not that I’ve seen any asses yet, but you get what I’m saying and if you don’t, it’s that I’d watch her drink wine all the time….Pulled from NAKID

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