This is my bathing suit song and by song I mean post that I wish was a song because that way I could make actual money off it, you know because if you were to listen to any of the top songs out there, the lyrics pretty basic, you know so that they an penetrate the mind of the half retards and get them in a trance, maybe while doing a tiktok dance, allowing the people behind the song to basically herd the sheep in the direction they need theme to be….

Blog posts on blog sites no one reads don’t have the same monetization or impact…but I would argue that bitches in bikinis do…it’s the foundation of social media, the bathing suit pics gets people excited, gets views and followers, even old bitches with no social media footprint benefit from stripping down for their actual family and friends.

Hence the need for a bathing suit song and a silly dance to bring together two things that keep us hypnotized and distracted….

As a hermit loner weirdo who has never had any real friends, I’ve managed to be deprived of real life bathing suit experiences basically all my life but luckily the internet saved me, thanks to exhibitionism…

So let’s get that bathing suit song workshopped, brainstormed and let these samples of bathing suit girls be our mood board.

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