I post about Alexandra Stan more than I’ve ever listened to her “Mr Saxobeat” song, not because I don’t rock out to dance music like a drunken piece of shit when at the strip club, but I prefer silence, knowing that they send us messages through all their popular music, I saw Josie and the Pussycat and when realizing that I knew every lyric to both Lady Gaga and Katy Perry without every actively listening to any of their songs, I thought “what else are they doing to me”…..like turning me gay like the chemicals in our water and food, ALL THAT BIRTH CONTROL PILL PISS HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE, why not back into the system to turn us all into a bunch of bitches….or maybe to make me hate my life because I am not the popstar that I was destined to be….because feelings of inadequacies is all part of their agenda.. YOU ARE WORTHLESS, THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT, LISTEN TO THEIR EVERY WORD….

But yeah, Alexandra Stan a one hit wonder, which is really all any of us could ask to be, is still in action, posting some topless pics, that could be filtered and fake since she’s older now, but it’s the internet, it’s all fake a gay, so we’ll just appreciate it cuz she’s fucking hot.

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