I post about Alexandra Stan more than I’ve ever listened to her “Mr Saxobeat” song, not because I don’t rock out to dance music like a drunken piece of shit when at the strip club, but I prefer silence, knowing that they send us messages through all their popular music, I saw Josie and the Pussycat and when realizing that I knew every lyric to both Lady Gaga and Katy Perry without every actively listening to any of their songs, I thought “what else are they doing to me”…..like turning me gay like the chemicals in our water and food, ALL THAT BIRTH CONTROL PILL PISS HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE, why not back into the system to turn us all into a bunch of bitches….or maybe to make me hate my life because I am not the popstar that I was destined to be….because feelings of inadequacies is all part of their agenda.. YOU ARE WORTHLESS, THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT, LISTEN TO THEIR EVERY WORD….

But yeah, Alexandra Stan a one hit wonder, which is really all any of us could ask to be, is still in action, posting some topless pics, that could be filtered and fake since she’s older now, but it’s the internet, it’s all fake a gay, so we’ll just appreciate it cuz she’s fucking hot.

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While the world probably doesn’t give a fuck about one hit wonder “Mr Saxobeat” dance music superstar Alexandra Stan, who is now 32 but still worth looking at in her slutty, just not slutty enough selfies…

This Romanian born and raised in poverty babe could have ended up being a mail order bride or a cam girl who pees in some dungeon while the people who human traffic her make sure she dosn’t cry for help. You know, Eastern European sex worker shit…but instead, became that one hit wonder so she can be less desperate in her sex work…a win for her, but not for us.

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Mr. Saxobeat singer Alexandra Stan is some Romanian Gypsy you can’t call a Gypsy because you know there are whiner Romanians out there who are so overly offended by that “racism”…even though no one thinks they are actually gypsies living in caravans, reading fortunes and ripping a motherfucker up…BUT IT HURTS……LISTEN TO MY FEELINGS…in a society of victims, they just all jump on board to cry collectively because they don’t have real problems, even though we’re basically on the cusp of the END of times where the COMMUNIST BLOCK of the 50s-80s has NOTHING on what we’re about to be exposed to in this TECHNOCRAZY tracking, policing, and FREEDOM THEIVING…

BUT sure, let’s cry about your gender, pronouns, grooming kids, your mental health, stereotypes around your culture…YOU ARE ALL NUTS…

Speaking of nuts, wouldn’t you like to nut on this Alexandra Stan, shit….she’s 32 and looks amazing for a middle aged set of tits….they just do it right in Eastern Europe, maybe the ugly babushka’s all died off in the bread lines…WHO KNOWS….EUGENICS…who cares, Mr. Saxobeat’s doing it right…

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Alexandra Stan is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”.. You know THE SONG . It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….if I know it and I’m so out of touch, you know it.

The singer of that song, is topless on IG, nipple out, or tit out, and that’s about all anyone should be doing when they are exhibitionists who like to flash the world their nudity for attention. I mean it is the end of the world, now is as good a time as any to get naked…Yolo, and it may not be for much longer.

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Remember Alexandra Stan? The Romanian singer who had ONE hit song FIFTEN YEARS ago?

Well it looks like she’s figured out instagram….you know those Romanian Gypsy’s may be 5-10 years behind because of the way news travels to their country and the whole living in a Caravan without a strong WIFI Network….but her Eastern European work ethic thanks to communism has powered through and brought us what we need…if you’re going to post your life story with Too much information about your IBS, your PERIOD, your STDs or whatever else people are empowered by…AT LEAST let me stare at your cunt….

Alexandra Stan gets it.

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Alexandra Stan….who you can follow on instagram is ALEXANDRA STAN THE ARTIST so that you know she’s an artist … it’s important to label yourself in this world of whores pretending to be artists…so people know who the real artists are…even if art is a myth…and artists are pretty pretentious to call themselves artists even if they are artists because you’d think real artists wouldn’t have the brazen attitude to call themselves artists…but would instead be like “I make paintings for fun”…the whole labeling yourself an artist, identifying as an artist is like a trans person…identifying as another gender…because art is really just being a glorified technician and any artist I have met has been bullshit…scammers..

That said, this artist is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”…whatever the fuck that is…. I just googled THE SONG and I know it. It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….because I know it and I’m so out of touch, despite writing this shit everyday…so I’m the “Litmus Test” of relevance…I mean that and the fact that it’s got 315 million views….

Eurotrash good times from 7 years ago…accessible to all….I had no idea the girl behind this song looked so good….and is in LA trying to have a Second Hit to be a Second Hit Wonder even if the one hit wonder is a solid retirement plan…no one likes to think the best is behind them and that they are just a fluke scam.

Here she is.

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Alexandra Stan is some 29 year old Romanian who made some pop songs a few years ago that were very fucking hype, famous, hot, popular….

She was also beat up by her manager for being out of line, as these things happen to gyspies…

And now she’s out doing photoshoots with her nipples out, which isn’t quite as euro as I’d want a beach day to be, you know I prefer full fucking tit exposed if we’re dealing with europeans in europe…it’s really just customary, their way, how it’s done….

A shirt covered nipples, offensive because clothed, is still a nipple…I choose to see past the cover and that’s what matters…you know…how accepting I am of nipples in all varieties….I am so inclusive, a patron of Diversity…..

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Alexandra Stan is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”…whatever the fuck that is…. I just googled THE SONG and I know it. It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….because I know it and I’m so out of touch, despite writing this shit everyday…so I’m the “Litmus Test” of relevance…I mean that and the fact that it’s got 315 million views….

Eurotrash good times from 7 years ago…accessible to all….I had no idea the girl behind this song looked so good….and is in LA trying to have a Second Hit to be a Second Hit Wonder even if the one hit wonder is a solid retirement plan…no one likes to think the best is behind them and that they are just a fluke scam.

She’s in LA biking Euro style, nipples out, and still looks good to me, worth a K-Fed for her international success, just wanting the USA success like she’s some Rihanna…and why wouldn’t she…315 million people listened to her last shitty song on Youtube…there’s hope…the nipples are just added muscle to the strategy…

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Alexandra Stan is a Romanian popstar / singer – which in and of itself sounds pretty comedic, because I visualize a bunch of gypsies with a trained bear that balances on a circus ball to divert you so they can rob you – but apparently – she has an actual video that people have viewed becaause she’s hot…

She also has heart shaped nipples – possibly a tattoo – I’ve seen it on strippers, definitely weirdo shot…and here are some of those pics of her out meeting fans or something…nipples or heart sticker on nipples out on full blast..I like it….Romanian pop music and the cam girls they recruited is everything…

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