Alexandra Stan….who you can follow on instagram is ALEXANDRA STAN THE ARTIST so that you know she’s an artist … it’s important to label yourself in this world of whores pretending to be artists…so people know who the real artists are…even if art is a myth…and artists are pretty pretentious to call themselves artists even if they are artists because you’d think real artists wouldn’t have the brazen attitude to call themselves artists…but would instead be like “I make paintings for fun”…the whole labeling yourself an artist, identifying as an artist is like a trans person…identifying as another gender…because art is really just being a glorified technician and any artist I have met has been bullshit…scammers..

That said, this artist is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”…whatever the fuck that is…. I just googled THE SONG and I know it. It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….because I know it and I’m so out of touch, despite writing this shit everyday…so I’m the “Litmus Test” of relevance…I mean that and the fact that it’s got 315 million views….

Eurotrash good times from 7 years ago…accessible to all….I had no idea the girl behind this song looked so good….and is in LA trying to have a Second Hit to be a Second Hit Wonder even if the one hit wonder is a solid retirement plan…no one likes to think the best is behind them and that they are just a fluke scam.

Here she is.

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