Alexandra Stan is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”…whatever the fuck that is…. I just googled THE SONG and I know it. It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….because I know it and I’m so out of touch, despite writing this shit everyday…so I’m the “Litmus Test” of relevance…I mean that and the fact that it’s got 315 million views….

Eurotrash good times from 7 years ago…accessible to all….I had no idea the girl behind this song looked so good….and is in LA trying to have a Second Hit to be a Second Hit Wonder even if the one hit wonder is a solid retirement plan…no one likes to think the best is behind them and that they are just a fluke scam.

She’s in LA biking Euro style, nipples out, and still looks good to me, worth a K-Fed for her international success, just wanting the USA success like she’s some Rihanna…and why wouldn’t she…315 million people listened to her last shitty song on Youtube…there’s hope…the nipples are just added muscle to the strategy…

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