While the world probably doesn’t give a fuck about one hit wonder “Mr Saxobeat” dance music superstar Alexandra Stan, who is now 32 but still worth looking at in her slutty, just not slutty enough selfies…

This Romanian born and raised in poverty babe could have ended up being a mail order bride or a cam girl who pees in some dungeon while the people who human traffic her make sure she dosn’t cry for help. You know, Eastern European sex worker shit…but instead, became that one hit wonder so she can be less desperate in her sex work…a win for her, but not for us.

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