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Archive for the Photoshoot Category

2009

09

Dec

Candice Swanpoel’s Swimsuit Shoot of the Day

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She’s one of those hot white girls from South Africa who I want to fuck, only I’m not too sure if she has AIDS or not and I’ve got this new thing of only fucking girls who are HIV positive cuz I’m doing my own scientific research to see just how hard it is to contract the shit. I’ve been told by a few people that AIDS doesn’t even exist anymore and I figure the only way to be too sure about that is to hit the fucking streets and since I’ve never used condoms, they get in the way of feeling good, I’m pretty much ready.

See Africa is all about the AIDS, just ask U2 but I hope that doesn’t mean burning Candice Swanpoel’s bathing suit bottomes instead of selling them on ebay…cuz there is no AIDS strong enough to keep me from sniffing that shit til I get a nose bleed….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel|Photoshoot|swimsuit

2009

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Cry for Attention of the Day

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Lohan is really trying to stay relevant in the art and fashion scene since the mainstream celebrity scene turned its back on her when she went dyke, which the art and fashion scene gets boners for faggots, but I think it’s safe to say that if a magazine, like Muse for example, says that they are THE “Fashionart Magazine, they are obviously pretty full of shit, like Lady Gaga calling herself an artistic performer and the followers believing her bullshit, but at least they managed to trick Lohan into getting naked and sexual in this photoshoot, despite how lame of a magazine they obviously are….Lohan just doesn’t know any better…so to her this keeps her credibility and makes sense, to everyone else it’s a few years too late…

Posted in:Desperate|Lindsay Lohan|Photoshoot

2009

01

Dec

Mila Kunis Slutting It Out for Blackbook of the Day

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I love Mila Kunis. I used to think about jerking off to her on That 70s Show and I really started thinking about jerking off to her in Forgetting Sarah Silverman, where she played the hot hotel desk clerk who fucks the guests. The only reason I didn’t like her is because her boyfriend of many years is Macauley Culkin, who I just watched in Home Alone, back before he looked like he was dying of aids, back when he was taking Michael Jackson in his ass, but I guess I shouldn’t let that phase me, because seeing her in Blackbook photoshoot reminds me that I like her by making me think about jerking off to these pics….I’m just to lazy and inadequate….but maybe you’ve got more spirit in you than I do…Go Team…

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Photoshoot|Slut

2009

20

Nov

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Bike Photoshoot of the Day

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These pictures came out a few days ago, I didn’t notice them, becaue Victoria’s Secret has been throwing so much immigrant pussy at us the last few weeks, it’s hard to stay on top of the shit. I’ve never heard of Behait Prinsloo but her name is pretty funny to say, especially when imagining her titties bouncing on her bike and imagining my face as the seat or even better imagining sniffing the seat after seeing her lock the shit up outside an ice cream shop or restaurant she biked to this fine friday afternoon, something I have done in the past pretty much every time I see hot girls getting off their bikes and giving me a window of opportunity, because I am all about taking advantage of all opportunities presented to me, and when else would I get the chance to smell their sweaty pussy, it’s not like they’re throwing the shit at me…..

And here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Bikini|Photoshoot

2009

05

Nov

Megan Fox Rolling Stone Outtakes of the Day

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[PICTURES REMOVED CUZ ROLLING STONE ARE CUNTS]
I think Megan Fox is totally overrated and that’s exactly the reason why I am posting this pictures from some Rolling Stone Photoshoot that went down months ago because I figure it will get me traffic and take me to the fucking top of the internet where I feel like I belong…but unfortunately these pictures are boring and they aren’t going to do shit for me in terms of internet stardom or even in terms of getting off because there’s no pussy being flashed, not cock being sucked and Megan Fox remains the pornstar who go away….she’s nothing but a huge disappointment.


PICTURES REMOVED BECAUSE ROLLING STONE ARE MEAN CORPORATE ASSHOLES WHO THREATENED TO SUE ME

Posted in:Megan Fox|Photoshoot|Rolling Stone

2009

04

Nov

Rachel Bilson is Skinny For Flaunt of the Day

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The good thing about this photoshoot of Rachel Bilson for Flaunt magazine is that they photoshopped her fat, gonna be married, saddle bags off and made her look, thin long and luxurious like celebrity pussy is supposed to look….

Posted in:Flaunt|Photoshoot|Rachel Bilson

2009

28

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach with some Pigs for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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More Victoria’s Secret photoshoot pictures are being leaked to the internet because I guess it’s good free publicity and I’m not complaining because pussy on the beach whether famous models or not, whether getting paid or not is still pussy on the fucking beach so even if it is a recent mother and the pics aren’t all that hot, it’s still better than looking at pictures of my wife, but then again even the worst possible thing in the world you could think of is better than looking at my wife, because pictures of her are a reminder of how much of a fuck up I am and I already know that already so I prefer to not be reminded….

Here are some of the pigs they hire to work the photoshoots who are paid to make the models feel good about themselves, like the hot chick with 4 fat friends you see at the bar, you know the fat friends who pretty much manage them and cockblock you from getting up in them, because they decide to take a liking to you and tell the hot one you want to fuck to leave you for them, because they never get guys and it is not fair, not that you had a chance with the hot one, but sometimes rejection is better than bringing desperate second rate shit home to fuck…not that I’d know…since all I get is shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

23

Oct

Anna Beatriz Barros Photoshoot for DT Magazine of the Day

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Here is the last standing Brazilian models we all went nuts for the last decade thanks to Victoria’s Secret kidnapping them from their lives, stripping them into their underwear and bikinis and taking pictures of them to share with all of us. I call her the last standing Brazilian model because I think on of the other ones is a man and the other is a mom, so enjoy this bitch while it lasts, and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Anna Beatriz Barros|DT Magazine|Photoshoot

2009

25

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in St Barth doing a Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

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Here Doutzen Kroes, a model you all know from Victoria’s Secret, because they’ve given her a set of wings and made her an official angel or whatever the fuck it is that they do for their top performers who sign their fuckin life’s away to the company, never being able to escape the numerous in store appearances or perfume launch parties, unless the “Gods” at the head office find out you have a penis like they did with Gisele that fateful day they walked in on her taping her dick back into her ass for a panty shoot because they didn’t want people knowing they accidentally robbed a Brazilian tranny prostitute from her small town in Brazil, it’s bad for the Christian fundamentalists who buy their bras…and she’s flashing her skin colored bra, a bra color that always reminds me of my grandmother.

Posted in:Bra|Doutzen Kroes|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

25

Aug

Abbey Kershaw or Behati Prinsloo in St Barth doing a VIctoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

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One photographer said these were pictures of Behati Prinsloo and another one said they were of Abbey Kershaw. I have no idea who either of those bitches are so I can’t clear up the fucking confustion but I guess they have something to do with Victoria’s Secret…since they are at a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. Last time I checked Victoria’s Secret was a lingerie company…with a catalog that you all used to jerk off to of girls in lingerie and based on these pictures this bitch or these bitches look a hell of lot too clothed for my liking….but you’ll probably like it even though it reminds you of something a girl’s never done for you….(take her top off)…loser.

Posted in:Abbey Kershaw|Behati Prinsloo|Bra|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret