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2009

25

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in St Barth doing a Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Here Doutzen Kroes, a model you all know from Victoria’s Secret, because they’ve given her a set of wings and made her an official angel or whatever the fuck it is that they do for their top performers who sign their fuckin life’s away to the company, never being able to escape the numerous in store appearances or perfume launch parties, unless the “Gods” at the head office find out you have a penis like they did with Gisele that fateful day they walked in on her taping her dick back into her ass for a panty shoot because they didn’t want people knowing they accidentally robbed a Brazilian tranny prostitute from her small town in Brazil, it’s bad for the Christian fundamentalists who buy their bras…and she’s flashing her skin colored bra, a bra color that always reminds me of my grandmother.

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