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Boring Victoria’s Secret Girls of the Day

VS Crew Bra and Panties

The nice thing about Victoria’s Secret is that with all the social pressure from the media and the social media….

They still haven’t caved into that pressure…and cast fat chicks..

And I think that today, and every day, that needs to be celebrated.

Keep the hot girls half naked…and the fat girls in their fucking snow suits, wheel chairs, tarps, tents, whatever just not half naked.

Stick to what you know, stick to what you do…because we live in an era where you can’t even have a wet t-shirt content, we can’t can’t even have JELLO wrestling, despite women being bigger whores than they’ve ever been….but we can have fat chicks considered models…

So Victoria’s Secret – as evil as they are…at least they don’t use fat chicks…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Some Romee Strijid and her Ass…

Some Catalog Pics:

More Josephine Skriver HERE

More Lais Ribeiro HERE

More of Victoria’s Secret token black girl to prove they are inclusive HERE

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Slutty Behind The Scenes at Victoria’s Secret of the Day

BTS Victoria's Secret

I hate participating in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show hype, because I find it fucking boring…I find it ridiculous…and ultimately, in a world filled with these very girls getting naked in photoshoots all the fucking time, it’s obsolete, out dated…

I hate knowing it’s an infomercial, for a mall brand, that tries to be over the top and exciting, in a televised fiasco of clickbait on paid timeslot from NBC or whoever they buy it from, because it makes serious fucking money for the brand…and we are all just fucking suckers..

These impractical and uninteresting underwear creations on promo models who are all hot, no doubt, but so many people are hot…are not worth our time…

I guess other people are catching onto that as they make their way to China to sell bootleg shit produced in their sweatshops back to them…


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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is Going On or Happened of the Day

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

It amazes me that people get excited about a brand, a commercial fucking brand, paying a bunch of girls to walk a bullshit runway they created in an overhyped marketing event…that they have strategically taken to China, so Monday Morning social media feed is all Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, perfect for Black Friday, you know a week of hype until Friday…then they air the bullshit in a few weeks for the Christmas shoppers…it’s so calculated…so contrived…but the simple minded people who just see model tit in underwear can’t ignore…

It is an infomercial, trolling social media, using as many well followed girls they can to get the most views, and at the end of this all the execs in their circle jerk of marketing strategy will have champagne because it works…

Humans are that bored, that basic, that a brand selling us panties can lure us in and seduce us into buying their garbage..

If you’re not on social media, here’s a bunch of the girls posting pics of themselves from the show…

Bella Hadid is so fucking overrated it’s ridiculous…

Josephine Skriver,

Alessandra Ambrosio,

Candice Swanepoel,

Adriana Lima..Den Mother Granny….

Elsa Hosk

Lais Ribeiro…Single Mom..

Sara Sampaio…the average…at best Portuguese queen.

Just a bunch of promo girls being slutty….selling product for evil corporations…

There are others….and here are ome Social Media Videos…I don’t know who is who…


MORE after the jump…


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Victoria’s Secret Bralette Commercial of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is so fucking cheesy.

The girls in Victoria’s Secret are so fucking cheesy.

They are just some mall brand bullshit quality nonsense that the mainstream buy into – and really that everyone buys into – because it’s functional, affordable, and stylish, despite raping China cheap later – to save money they can put into this shit like their team of models…the cheesiest fucking models.

Yes, they are hot, but fuck they are lame…they marry people like Adam Levine and shit…they go to all the parties and are famous and know they are hot…and people want to associate with them because they are famous and hot…and it’s this weird cycle of garbage..supporting garbage…

I like my models edgier and more interesting, but I guess when you’re offered a million dollars to stand around – you take it…But at least they are half naked when they do it…and naked in other work they do to remain edgy, but they are still just promo models to me…really hot promo models.

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Victoria’s Secret Girls Doing Photoshoots of the DAy


These models look like hookers..

Because they are…

That’s all I have to say about that…

No wait….I’ll add…that they aren’t even that hot, stop buying into the hype, they are the Donald Trump version of models….the ones marketed hard to us – but are they actually the best ones to jerk off to…NO…

The answer is no…

Now that’s all I have to say about that…

Oh and they are all titty models, with titty pics on other sites, for other magazines, because tits mean they are legit…only they aren’t showing their tits…they are just frolicking around in panties…when you know the brand could say stick this stick of butter in your asshole…ok now stick this large candle in your asshole…ok now try this fire extinguisher….it’s for the sake of the brand…a brand that pays you a lot of money and makes you relevant and matter….but they probably do that, not in public, they have a brand to protect….a garbage made in China anti-AMerican but at least they don’t use fat models, brand to protect…

Now that’s all I have to say about that…


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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Behind the Scenes Polaroids of the Day


Instagram, Victoria’s Secret, the Internet, Social Media…killed the concept of models, it killed the concept of “art”…and now it’s killed the hipster move to ANALOG to prove that they can create images using film and polaroid….like real photographers of the 60s and 70s they are channeling or that they’ve convinced themselves they are channeling…

I actually had an instagram photographer write “My world is the 60s/70s counter culture. Nudity in my pictures is a byproduct of mood/trust/chance”….

What the fuck is that bullshit? I guess the commercial bullshit at Victoria’s Secret is on the same fucking train…

Here are the polaroids…so much artistry…mainstream mall brand bullshit trying to have substance but remaining fast food which I guess is good for them since AMERICA Loves fast food….featuring a bunch of assholes I’d definitely lick.

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Evil Mall Brand Promotes New Panty of the Day

I am not getting paid by the evil mall brand to promote their bullshit…I am just falling for their pandering to the basic male pervert – by posting videos of their bullshit cheesy mainstream spokesmodels stripping down to topless, wearing nothing ny the panties they are paid to promote – thanks to selling their soul to company for fame, fortune, Leonardo DiCaprio cock, the illusion of success in world where they are nothing more than hot, cheesy, mainstream spokesmodels paid to show off cheap made in China overpriced garbage…the equivalent of girls at a trade show handing out samples…but instead of being free – they are insanely inflated price…garbage video, garbage people, but asses in panties nevertheless..

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