These models look like hookers..

Because they are…

That’s all I have to say about that…

No wait….I’ll add…that they aren’t even that hot, stop buying into the hype, they are the Donald Trump version of models….the ones marketed hard to us – but are they actually the best ones to jerk off to…NO…

The answer is no…

Now that’s all I have to say about that…

Oh and they are all titty models, with titty pics on other sites, for other magazines, because tits mean they are legit…only they aren’t showing their tits…they are just frolicking around in panties…when you know the brand could say stick this stick of butter in your asshole…ok now stick this large candle in your asshole…ok now try this fire extinguisher….it’s for the sake of the brand…a brand that pays you a lot of money and makes you relevant and matter….but they probably do that, not in public, they have a brand to protect….a garbage made in China anti-AMerican but at least they don’t use fat models, brand to protect…

Now that’s all I have to say about that…

OK FINE..THEY ARE HOT…FUCK YOU ALL….

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Instagram, Victoria’s Secret, the Internet, Social Media…killed the concept of models, it killed the concept of “art”…and now it’s killed the hipster move to ANALOG to prove that they can create images using film and polaroid….like real photographers of the 60s and 70s they are channeling or that they’ve convinced themselves they are channeling…

I actually had an instagram photographer write “My world is the 60s/70s counter culture. Nudity in my pictures is a byproduct of mood/trust/chance”….

What the fuck is that bullshit? I guess the commercial bullshit at Victoria’s Secret is on the same fucking train…

Here are the polaroids…so much artistry…mainstream mall brand bullshit trying to have substance but remaining fast food which I guess is good for them since AMERICA Loves fast food….featuring a bunch of assholes I’d definitely lick.

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I am not getting paid by the evil mall brand to promote their bullshit…I am just falling for their pandering to the basic male pervert – by posting videos of their bullshit cheesy mainstream spokesmodels stripping down to topless, wearing nothing ny the panties they are paid to promote – thanks to selling their soul to company for fame, fortune, Leonardo DiCaprio cock, the illusion of success in world where they are nothing more than hot, cheesy, mainstream spokesmodels paid to show off cheap made in China overpriced garbage…the equivalent of girls at a trade show handing out samples…but instead of being free – they are insanely inflated price…garbage video, garbage people, but asses in panties nevertheless..

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Victoria’s Secret isn’t paying me to promote their bullshit new collection, but I am sure a lot of people are getting paid to help promote their bullshit new collection, that is actually their most appropriately named collection “EASY”…because all the girls who are employed by Victoria’s Secret are EASY…that’s how they got to this level of making a lot of fucking money per year being half naked – it’s subtle hooker behavior on the surface, but behind the scenes they are fully obvious, attention seeking, money grubbing, controversial if possible, in media and in bedrooms and yachts of rich people hookers…so EASY if you’re the right person who helps them hit targets…in the Easy collection…

Here are the boring catalog pics of Taylor Hill, Elsa Hosk, Stella Maxwell…catalog pics interchangeable with EVERY single VS shoot ever…that I like to post to remind me that very little changes – we are a lazy people and corporations like familiar things that work – because fighting to progress would require risk and work – but instead they can bank on making their billions…

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I probably used to mid-90s, pre-internet jerk off to Victoria’s Secret catalog, because the models were half naked, airbrushed and hot, and I guess I was doing exactly what they wanted their catalog to do for men, since the brand was started by a man and Victoria’s Secret is that she’s a creepy dude with a passion for lingerie and girls in lingerie, so passionate he made it a billion dollar a year brand and has seen more than just money, but rather every hot model’s pussy along the way….#Goals…

Internet made jerking off to Victoria’s Secret useless, but that’s where they saw most of their success, because it turns out girls buying the underwear is more the goal of the brand, rather than dudes high fiving each other showing them pics of girls they paid to get naked..

But that doesn’t mean they didn’t produce decent stuff, it just got boring, and now they’ve stepped up their edginess…

Mainly in the form of casting pregnant girls to be half naked….before launching their Maternity line….a weird fetish but still a fetish…

Just ask “CLEO THE HURRICANE”….

Here’s the video…

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Victoria’s Secret released some really exclusive, next level, innovative, different, unique, creative, amazing, pictures promoting product that are exactly the fucking same as they’ve always fucking been…because that’s how you build a brand…just keep repeating and repeating…for some reason, it doesn’t work for me, since every post I do is the goddamn same…but I guess I’m not some immigrant half naked pussy…right

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Victoria’s Secret are well aware that Sports Illustrated swimsuit is happening, they are actually going up against Sports Illustrated..

As an evil corporation who use real models instead of instagram models for their photoshoots, you know an army of immigrant babes who beg to be part of the brand as it is the American model dream, even though Sports Illustrated has the exact same fucking opportunity, yet for some reason cast bootleg, garbage girls….for the most part…

They’ve figured out that if they do an informercial in the spring based on SWIM, since bathing suits are a big market for them, along with the informercial they do for LINGERIE in winter…both the biggest times for those markets…they’ll really own all things SWIM….

All while Sports Illustrated execs are thinking “why the fuck didn’t we do that live SWIM fashion show on Network Television, we wouldn’t even have conflict of interest because we’re not peddling our own products like Slapchop Vince..”…but they didn’t fucking idiots…and here’s SI girl doing SWIM better than Cheesy SI girls…during the SI Swim week, that VS is doing a “shut the fuck up”…on…

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Victoria’s Secret is like a thirsty instagram model, only instead it is a billion dollar brand, with million dollar models, but everything they do is so low hanging fruit, but the world buys into the shit..

So it only makes sense that they’d jump on any trending topic like they were Buzzfeed, or whatever the fuck else is out there that jumps on anything “relevant” and produces ontent around that, so sites like this piece of shit I call home, post it…

I guess it’s a good strategy…but I prefer their models half naked…seeing girls dressed in football gear and liking it is pretty fucking homo, like my friend who would only fuck girls in men’s underwear…which I also found weird….homos with sexual fetishes everywhere….

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I guess Victorias Secret realizes that they have a good thing with the CBS fashion show around Christmas time, which is perfect to use as QVC style late night interview, marketed as a legitimate TV show, reminding us of the 60s and 70s when TV content was blatantly corporate run and controlled…and the TV networks probably appreciate the hype they generate from releasing the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…keeping their TV channel on the map in an era where TV is dead and doesn’t fucking matter…

So they’ve decided to do one for their SWIM line, in March, because that’s pre-summer, to get people ready to shop for their bikinis or at least to plant the brand name on the public that they only have a few months before buying their bikinis…and the whole thing is pretty hilarious when you factor in that the models are hookers they are packaging as models who are more than just models but also CELEBRITY….and the product is made in sweatshops in China, often times not even designed by the brand, just labeled VS…and the show that is meant to be original content event…is just an advertorial…because native content works with retards who don’t have brains….making all these people rich…while giving bikini content to people who don’t realize the bikini picture is played out and dead thanks to instagram…

It’s all so weird. A mall brand has an hour long TV event. What? It’s just crazy.

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Victoria’s Secret does bikinis…and I’ve heard they are planning a summer season infomercial / fashion show…like their december lingerie one…to increase bikini sales…for the morons that are all of us…who pay attention to their brand like it is anything more than a sweatshop running, taking jobs away from Americans, ripping off Americans, with product they don’t even design but just repackage from asia, while overpaying these sluts, giving them egos as they make other girls feel inadequate about themselves because they aren’t VS models, forcing them to try harder all for nonsense…

Well, this is their catalog…featuring old lady Elsa Hosk, Lais Ribeiro, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Josephine Skriver and at least the styling, or creative direction is more interesting that it used to be…

Finally looking at the instagram models and saying “oh, we can do this fake artist shit too, people love it”…

And here it is…

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