Candice Swanepoel is still pretty hot…but I find her boring..

I just feel as though she could have done so much when she was at her prime, you know before turning 30. Seriously, she’s done nothing beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret…and really she’s not doing much beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret on this shoot in St Barts, or what I like to call the strategic last push before the holidays to get their models in the gossip magazines….

But then someone I met told me that he fucked her, while she was dating the homo she’s now engaged to, and I guess that made her moderately more interesting…sure the guy I was talking to was a crazy person…but for some reason I believed him…at least more than when a homeless guy told me about how he had a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and JFK…all while smelling like urine.

SHe’s in a bikini…being fun…because she’s won at life – obviously..

She’s got an ass…like most people who aren’t amputees, hers is just better.

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Victoria’s Secret non-Christmas, even though Christmas is the biggest month for them, but like all good companies, is run by Jews…put out some holiday pictures featuring their new gang of girls who are overrated but will forever have the Victoria’s Secret stamp on their chest…or next to their pussy…so they don’t need to photoshop the branding out if they decide to rent these whores out to other brands…

The pictures are cheesy, the outfits are cheesy, the product low quality, fast to the mall, for the masses to consume and gift, in this maybe we’ll be VS models too, at least feel like one, for our men as we explode out of these made in china things that still smell of child blood…sweat and tears…

Here’s Stella, Romee, Martha….martha martha…and Elsa…the new line-up…in some real garbage..

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The terrible people at Victoria’s Secret, and their overpaid models, who don’t deserve the celebrity that they have…because they are just bodies in underwear…like all women…who wear underwear…only a little taller and more fit…but definitely not worthy of 50,000 dollar day rates…but I guess that’s an expense the brand is willing to pay, it is tax deductible and think off all the savings they make by producing their mall brand, low quality, cheesy design and concept, mass marketed product in sweatshops…

They’ve put together this Push Up Bra video, that probably cost them over 1,000,000 dollars, to help sell product and generate some buzz into the holiday season, that they won’t actually call the Holidays season, because along with ISIS, the war is also on Christmas…we are all god’s people, it’s about inclusion, and being politically correct, but the cunts in this campaign, don’t full agree, just ask them the last time they let a homeless guy eat their pussy…their answer will be that it kind of happend to one of their billboard, because homeless guys are perverts and need to jerk off to something…sometimes…they have nothing else going for them..

Either way, this is just more content to continue the crisis that is Victoria’s Secret…terrorizing the minds of our youth and wives..

But it makes for a pretty easy gift, and really if you gotta fuck your pig wife, this garbage is like putting some lipstick on her…

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We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about…

Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples.

It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved.

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I don’t know if the marketing decision makers at these brands are 23 year olds who are fresh out of college, telling the higher up execs that “this is where the market is at”…but it seems so weird to me that the fashion industry, or in this case, the commercial mall brand industry, has bought into the whole social media, reality star, fame whore movement, and cast the girls who aren’t models, but who pretend they are models….in their production,

I am sure there was an era when it was actually prestigious to be cast for this kind of thing, but now they’ve turned it into almost the equivalent of a high school play, where the powerful family everyone hates…whore mom and tranny dad..probably envious of their baby in panties…remembering how hard they worked to make this happen over the span of their lives…

But now, it’s a “how many followers do they have, they’ll do it for free, perfect”…and it’s created a joke…I can’t take seriously…not that I ever too the VS show seriously…but you know what I’m saying…if all it takes is for your sister to have a sex tape..for this “dream to come true”…like it was make a wish foundation, based on rich parents and instagram followers thanks to those rich parents…and I guess with their power, they are pulling the fucking scam..

And it’s not just GIGI and Kendall..but all the girls they cast are just big on Instagram before the brand got involved…and I get why they do it…but hate that they do it…because these people are the fucking worst..and really Victoria’s Secret would do just as well, if they cast no names…who need the work, and who aren’t as lame as these LA brats…

This is not a model…

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A video posted by Victoria's Secret Brasil (@victoriassecretoficialbrasil) on Nov 6, 2015 at 8:27am PST

Vitoria’s Secret is pushing their fashion show on social media…to generate the first round of buzz before the televised event that I call their hugely successful infomercial..every Holiday season, the people who watch TV, get very excited about a brand that sells them garbage and a dream…while making them feel insecure..

So first wave is announcing the cast. Second wave is social media prep for the filming of the show, which takes place November 9, then they’ll release all the VIP red carpet pics…of the filming of the event…then they’ll release all the pics from the event…so that by black Friday…people are ready to buy their nonsense…and by TV air date..people are just fucking cumming VS….

It’s a scam that works…

Here are a few of them doing fitness before the show…even though we all know they are actually just starving themselve before the show…who are they trying to fool into thinking these girls are about health and fitness…when clearly they are into starving, being skinny and fucking rich dudes…

Here’s some other model babe who I’ve never heard of who got cast…I like this one….she’s good…

A video posted by Daniela Braga (@bragadany) on Nov 5, 2015 at 11:12am PST

Here’s Elsa Hosk in Catalog Pics – Bound CLICK HERE

Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Pics CLICK HERE

Here’s Monika Jagaciak in Catalog Pics CLICK HERE

Here’s Lily Aldridge at some Fantasy Bra Event CLICK HERE

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Elsa Hosk is in her underwear, spread legged for Victorias Secreet, which is edgier than what they are used to…so as Playboy gets rid of nudity, everything else is celebrating nudity…in a weird “they used to photoshop nipples out” turn of events…and now they are doing pics that instagram would delete…because even the Christians they used to try to keep at bay so they wouldn’t get banned from door to door mail order catalogs…are down with nudity…thanks to the internet and porn fucking up our moral code dramatically…turning us all into half retard primates masturbating all day…horny all day…watching porn all day…

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Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Romee Strijd proved that they are puppets for Victoria’s Secret…getting paid when they read some Victoria’s Secret product detail script pretty much squirting in female ejaculation all over the product…because like their sugar daddy’s…these sports bras dangle money in front of their hooker faces…

Not to mention, they are getting that stamp of approval from society with that Victoria’s Secret tag tattooed on their robot, vapid model asses….

There’s something pretty hysterical about watching fully made-up girls working out, popping their booties, is just silly…and for some reason erotic…because I’ve been to gyms before and all I saw was fat older women who looked like the smelled struggling to use the elliptical…rather than this…

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