The last thing I want to do in life is promote Victoria’s Secret. They are a billion dollar company, they aren’t paying me to promote their shit, they are just luring me in with tall model babes half naked in a Holiday ad, and I’m using it as masturbation fodder as they intended, and I hate being this weak…and giving into such a basic scam that has make many people rich…especially considering they haven’t evolved, their styling is shit, and bores me, and they have this potentially nude models, not nude, as to not offend their Christian audience…you know following dated bullshit regulations…opening the door up for a better version of Victoria’s Secret…that’s actually cool, racy, fun and sexy, but until then..here’s their commercial…which is like their infomercial fashion show…totally for the sake of selling product…using amazing girls…the best/worst ever.

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So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care.

I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous…

They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas.

Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them….

DOUTZEN Kroes:

Lindsay Ellingson

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima

CLICK HERE TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMING AT THE SHOW

CLICK HERE TO SEE HAIR AND MAKE UP

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Today is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I don’t think it is airing on TV live, that would actually make them interesting, you know because we’d know there would be potential for nipple and vagina slips, instead of the edited smut they put together to sell product and get Victoria’s Secret in the mind of the nation thanks to national broadcasting…

I don’t really like celebrating evil corporations – and their total misuse of immigrant models who are willing to do anything for the opportunity, but that they just use the same catalog way time after time…

But I do like whatever they are doing with Stella Maxwell, their new hipster model star, for their new division, that seems to be a little more competitive…finally getting with the fucking times of topless panty shoots…that girls are doing on Instagram for no reason already…and it’s good…

If that’s not enough Victoria’s Secret fashion show coverage for now….they haven’t released the pics…Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Jeans…

TO see all the models in jeans at the store opening to celebrate the Infomerical happening tonight – CLICK HERE

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Christmas is the only time of year that really matters for Victoria’s Secret. 90 percent of their revenue happens now and that’s why they hustle the media, infomercials they present as a media event, when it is all just a scam, or noise, that doesn’t matter and most importantly, isn’t even a nice gift, no matter what trailer park Victoria’s Secret is deemed a considerate gift…and I guess I’m just bored of half naked girls getting paid millions. I prefer half naked girls getting naked for free…

Alessandra Ambrosio’s VS Fashion Show Fitting of the Day

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Adriana Lima, Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk and a bunch of their new talent are in a recent catalog and I was pretty amazed that they took the “Free the nipple” approach and have finally answered to criticism of the public and the media – about photoshopping these already amazing girls…or more importantly…misrepresenting their products they sell by erasing the nipple…and turning their already Barbie Doll bodies…into genital-less and Nippleless – Barbie Dolls..

This is a FLASHBACK to when Catalogs were good to jerk off to – before airbrushing..

This is a FLASHBACK to when we all used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret we had sent to our houses under fake girl names before porn…

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Victoria’s Secret is currently shooting their Holiday Collection – because Christmas is around the corner and it is their most important time of year to cash the fuck in.

It is safe to say that the Behind the scenes picture of Adriana Lima on set below, despite being old and a mother, two things you don’t really look for in a lingerie model, she’s still at it. The money is too good. The contract isn’t expire. Milk that shit like your baby milks your tit, you overly religious slut, who can get naked for money but who can’t get a fucking abortion to save that body you get naked for money with…she makes no sense to me, but then again..the world doesn’t make sense…
is the best part of their whole reminding us they exist mid-summer push….

Because the rest of their “behind the scenes” are fucking boring….here they are anyway. You know, since Michael Bay directed the commercial again…and you’re all about that Ninja Turtle shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed.

So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn..

The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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It is hard for me to support an evil brand like Victoria’s Secret and their advertising campaigns that are lazy and uninteresting when the women are better in pictures even if the women they chose are substantial women…at least for the most part…because I know they peddle garbage product to the retard masses and white wash it with boring catalog pics of models willing to pretty much fuck on camera for fashion – but rather keep it PG for the Christian fellowship that floods the mall stores to buy their made in Bangledesh by a 10 year old bra and panty sets…especially this time of year because it’s an easy present for a brain washed society….but I’ll still post it because one man can’t protest so many tall hot half naked bitches…no one will notice….

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Cara Delevingne posted this behind the scenes video from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that happened a month ago…and it’s of the models, all tall and lanky, trying to shake their asses in TWERK…despite not really having much ass…or real ability to twerk…like most white girls…and I find the whole thing amazing on mute -because they are a group of girls and you know how a group of girls get when in a room together…

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I am the kind of person who gets offended when bikini and lingerie models try to do things that have nothing to do with bikini modelling like when they lip sync to radio pop songs because some marketing exec, or Taylor Swift’s people felt it was a good idea to do whatever they can to make Taylor Swift people agree to do the show in the first place…because Taylor Swift talks to their young target market….get them buying panties young…and aspiring to be tall and skinny bitches…

The worst thing in all this is that none of these girls look cute, or hot, or even like you’d notice them walking down the street. Is it possible the Victoria’s Secret models are just normals…who photograph well and look good half naked…yeah…it’s really fucking possible..these are tall freaks…stop celebrating them…

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