I feel like I’ve posted these pics hundreds of times before…with the same cast of characters and with other girls posed exactly the same way, wearing products that were exactly the fucking same, expect with a different fabric.
This mega post includes Behati Prinsloo, Erin Heatherton, and Maryna Linchuk, because when girls get half naked, under any and all circumstances, I pay attention, even if shit is boring, repetitive and a waste of all our time….I mean as much of a waste of time as half naked catalog pics of babes can be.
The same gang of rejects…and by rejects I mean hot fucking babes who are overpaid and likely have egos that reflect their bank accounts…as down to earth as you’d expect a life of luxury and being sucked up to to be…including but not limited to….
In the catalog we all used to jerk off to before the internet…cuz I guess hicks still like to do mail order like it was 1992 more than they like to online shop..
Who cares…cuz that way the half naked pics keep on comin’….even if they are boring…
Here’s pretty much their entire catalog…cuz I have nothing better to do with my time than to download and re-upload this shit…unfortunately…
I’ve probably already posted all these pics of Victoria’s Secret Swim…but that’s not saying much…because every time I do a Victoria’s Secret post….I am convinced I’ve done it before…even when it is with their new girls…because they have a formula….that they do over and over again…in an uninspiring…but still decent to stare at cuz it’s half naked babes….kinda way…and that’s why they win me over everytime…those corporate bastards own me with all them cleavage…borng fucking cleavage and I hate them for it…
Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, and Behati Prinsloo are doing the Victoria’s Secret Hustle….this time they are half naked for Valentine’s Day…because it is the second biggest time of the year for them in terms of sales..so they need to bring out the big guns….you know cuz what else do you buy the woman you fuck or want to fuck on the most romantic man made day of the year….but some bra and panties to put em in so you can imagine they look like this when really they don’t….in a “you sure don’t make those panties look like they did in the store when I bought them, if anything you look like an overstuffed sausage, but today is the day of love and I’ll do my best to pretend you aren’t a pig of a woman I married….but instead a bikini model I’m having an illicit affair with”….you know how it is…..here are the aspirational pics…not that you actually have anyone to fuck on Valentines Day you lonely loser…but if you’re smart you’ll hit the bars cuz every girl who is alone on Valentines Day will throw down with their expectations and standards totally dropped….making for a holiday…although created to stimulate the economy….something I can endorse…
Someone told me that I need to get over my love for Candice Swanepoel…because it is boring, repetitive, not funny…but is love supposed to be comedic…it love a joke….isn’t love supposed to be a beautiful and romantic thing that changes our life….and makes it a better place worth living…I’m talking about what Disney stories are made of…what makes us cry when it ends…and cry when it happens and cry all the fucking time…cuz it’s just that good for our souls…it’s not a joke…people…it’s not a joke….
That said…here’s Karlie Kloss, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, …half naked…good times….
I think this video that was released yesterday as a sneak peak of the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Swim collection is pretty representative of just how little they care about their marketing, cuz they know shit sells itself, and they know the girls they kidnap and lock into a career long marriage, who they own and who they turn into celebrities like some kind of pimp if this was the 1800s and Victoria’s Secret was that the back room is a brothel….
Their caption was captivating…
Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Lais Ribeiro, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton and Karlie Kloss tease the Victoria’s Secret’s Swim 2013 collection in this 15-second online-exclusive video.
It’s like motherfuckers don’t even need to work anymore – all they need to say is hot bitches in Bikini – Go Look – Go Buy….
Pretty fucking crazy…but for some reason, a reason I call hot tits, hot bodies, brainwashing – I’m sucked into this 15 second shitty edit the CEO’s kid probably made for his 6th grade media class….but to me it is a masterpiece…
I always feel like an idiot when I endorse or promote Victoria’s Secret, knowing that they are a 20 billion dollar a year company, and that I am just buying into their marketing scam, giving them free advertising and promotion, even if only 100,000 people who come to the site today see it, and never buy a Victoria’s Secret product, because girls don’t talk to them, I still know…I’m feeding the fire that is their free publicity angle that made them a 20 billion dollar a year company…and by company I mean evil corporation…..but then I look at the models and their bodies and think to myself that every girl should look like this…and the fact that they don’t is the real crime…and the other real crime isn’t that I am promoting their shit for free..it is that I am not having sex with their women…or women who look like their women….for free…
That said, here’s their 2013 Swim Catalog pics….starring the same gang of women….
His name is Ben Watts. he’s a Victoria’s Secret photographer, which pretty much means, he shoots the Victoria’s Secret models all year round, in what some of you may find the most exciting job in the world, because models all fuck the photographer, you know for better angles and all that shit that makes them look the best that they can, it turns girls on when they meet a guy who makes them look hot…all photographers get hot girls…
I feel like Victoria’s Secret creative directors give the photographers about half an inch of creative leeway – you know cuz all their pics look the shitty fucking same…and this motherfucker is the one doing it…they probably pay shit…since everyone wants to be doing this….
On the flip side, the models aren’t all corporate, they trust him as a friend, he’s not all corporate, and his memory cards probably have so much pussy and nip slip, making Ben Watts a fucking hero amongst men, and not just cuz he’s getting flown around with these bitches, but cuz he’s wrist deep in them….and here they are doing a happy holidays message for him in which he sends to his friends and says “my job is better than yours”….now someone hack his hard drive and send me the goods…cuz I’m too lazy to try to be friends with him.
This evil corporation has got us from the fucking balls…they hang hot fucking half naked chicks in front of our eager and hungry faces…and we listen….it is a not very genius concept that has made a lot of people billionaires….
They did this last year, it’s cute…and I want to have sex with all of them…
I have my own stepFATHER CHRISTMAS INITIATIVE ….that I’d rather you be checking out….rather than this Politically correct garbage…but I get that you’re into these twats…you pervert…
I hate the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…that is actually an infomercial they pay for with less creativity than the slap chop infomercial…
Sure, half naked hot models are always fine to look at, but I’ve already seen the fucking pics, I know I’m not gonna see any nipple, vagina or even hard nipple or hint of vagina definition, cuz it’s edited hard…I mean shit happened a month ago..and they’ve had teams of people editing this shit so nothing sneaks in….
Not to mention, they interview these hookers like their opinion on boys and dating fucking matter. They are bodies to sell and showcase panties…they aren’t actual people, their opinions are not educated or interesting, they are fucking models….so fucking model…
It gets me mad…so mad…as everyone tweets about the shit..cuz that’s exactly what they want us to do….those brain washing bastards…
