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2025

02

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Old Lady Hot Body of the Day

Candice Swanepoel has taken out her implants that you have probably jerked off to at least once…

She is old and probably realized that the inflammation was going to cause other auto immume issues that work against her life of over-working-out and starvation….

So get those fuckers out, because with that tight, lean, fit body, with that sculpted musculature, thanks to generations of her people surviving the harsh African conditions on their farms, you know slave driving is real fucking work, plus all those weird African diseases…..

Girl’s the last plantation owner in town….and I find her impressive, or at least the work ethic impressive, since she has not given up.

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2025

21

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Still Makes Candice Swanepoel Porn of the Day

You’d think they’d move on and find new pussy for their campaigns…Candice Swanepoel is old as shit now.

Whether she can strill throwdown, or still makes your panties drop as you dance in front of the mirror in women’s lingerie since it’s your fetish or not, doesn’t mean there aren’t younger and hotter chicks out there.

Victoria’s Secret just doesn’t turn their back on their human trafficked models, clearly because the human trafficked models have dirt on them, or are just well behaved because they are from the era where they sold their soul to the brand and committed to the brand at whatever price.

They did turn their back on the babes of VS for a while though, the woke years where they lost out to Kim Kardashian and other internet brands, because the fats and the uglies were mad at the army of hot chicks the brand used to become as big as they were….but they never fired Alessandra Ambrosio after 40…so they are loyal…despite publicly deciding to use fatties and uglies….and Kendall Jenner and the Hadids because they are big influencers….

Well they are back…and since Swanepoel is still pretty perfect…I’m ok with it…in reality, even if she was 300 pounds eating donuts in a pair of soiled panties from her last period before menopause 7 years ago….I’d still be into it.

It’s Candice Swanepoel…freaks…

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2025

28

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Still Gives Boners of the Day

Candice Swanepoel must be in her mid to late 40s by now, I guess a simple google or CHATGPT prompt would ANSWER this question, but that would require too much effort and I pride myself on being an ADHD retard who doesn’t know anything about anything.

It allows me to have razor sharp focus, at least for a minute, on the tits…and in Candice’s case the ass.

I don’t know if this picture is recent, she posted it last week. but it is in Black and White so it makes me think it’s from her youth in South Africa in the 1950s, when color film was hard to come by because they were so far removed…

She is wearing leggings, which could be seen as too modern for the 1950, but we weren’t there so what the fuck do I know…

Other than that she still gives boners, all these years later, in her leggings, showing ass, with that Model Body that Victoria’s Secret human trafficked into our lives and held prisoner all these years….

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2025

03

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple in an Outfit of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is probably in her 40s by now, but the good news is that not all women age out the same way, especially when they make millions of dollars based on the way they look and see starving themselves out and working out and focusing 100 percent of their energy into looking good as an investment into their future…

You know drag on the hotness as long as you can, so that when you show up to fashion events in sheer dresses with the hot model nipples raging, we can still attempt to jerk off to it like it was the early days of her VS Model career.

I’ve been a consistent fan of this one, not because South African whites are racists…but it is adds a layer to her in this everything is woke era….sometimes you just need a colonialist set of tits that probably had slaves on her farm in her lifetime…I’m not sure what for, I’m here for the tits.

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2024

16

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Show Bullshit of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was at one time the best in Victoria’s Secret mall brand models. She was committed to the Big Underwear Empire that trafficked her from South Africa and allowed her to live a life of freedom in America, far removed from the racism the White South African landowner must endure after years of being racist White South African landowners…

She’s old as shit, but she’s kept herself fit in these years of sadness far removed from the only brand partner she ever knew….

She has her own line that probably makes her millions and that is probably backed by Victoria’s Secret as part of their strategy to survive the bad press they’ve received all those years.

It made strategic sense to give their stars their own brands, under their own brand names, removed from their captors…but it still looks like the last 6 years, Candice has been starving and I like that about her and her peri-menopause….too old to impregnate but not too old to want to impregnate…

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2024

29

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Underwear Pictures of the Day

I think Candice Swanepoel, even in her EXPLANTED OLD AS SHIT, living in Miami all rich as shit glory, is pretty great…

Not just because she’s a Afrikaans who is racist by birthright, you know white South Africans and their hatred and superiority complexes against the native black tribes they’ve oppressed and colonialized all these hundreds of years…..or because her family owns a farm in South Africa that you can assume is run or employs 1000s of black laborers that they probably don’t pay very much to have work for them….slave labor to some is good business to others….

But because she’s an Victoria’s Secret blonde icon who has been marketed to me so hard over the course of her 25 year career, just new underwear content weekly in an era that needed that….

We didn’t have 1,000,000 different chicks releasing underwear pics per hour on social media, Our underwear pics were curated from the marketing ether, produced and high end with well paid models and thanks to scarcity and controlling the flow of underwear pic productions, the underwear pics we did get mattered…..even if they felt like they were just giving us enough underwear pic sustenance to go on another week…until they dropped their next set of hot chick in underwear pics came out…they were enjoyed and apprecaited….

So her half nakedness, even in her old age matters…even without plantation owner daughter fucking the farmhand in some black on blonde fetish with some problematic undertones may have been her origin story…

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2024

04

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s in Red of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is the Victoria’s Secret legend who was probably given her own kind of golden parachute in the form of a push up bra and a bikini brand of her own that they’d manage all the logistics of because why would a hot South African model know anything about merchandising or brand building when historically her career was based on being hot and having her picture taken.

Well, despite being fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too hot in an era where they want everyone to be dumpy trolls with retardations and ailments that scream inclusivity, like we live in some kind of parody movie that makes zero fucking sense….but that everyone ran with until realizing that “hey this shit doesn’t make sense”….because the collective was headed in one direction that made no sense but they went with it to not stand out as outliers, it’s easier to fit in, GET ANOTHER SHOT FAUCI and the outliers slowly penetrated their minds with logic and reason..

So HOT chicks are back, unfortunatley Candice is older and had her tits removed but still a hot chick…

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2024

30

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Accessible Fuck Position of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is one of the more traditional models, which makes her old, but it also makes her tall, even as she shrinks in her senior years.

She is showcasing her accessible fuck position, in which she uses her long model legs to prop herself up in a way that would be similar to fucking an amputee.

You see, one leg is up and out of the way, where her giant foot can be placed in your mouth, while you proceed to stick your 1 incher inside her womb…because there’s nothing in the way of the womb…

This is the wheel chair accessible shower version of a pussy….

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2024

07

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Got her Tiny Tits Out of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was at one time, many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many years ago…

So many…I am talking SOOOOOOOOO many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many years ago….was my favorite of the VS models.

I may have liked her because she was South African Farmer and on a cultural level a racist, which always makes me laugh, but I think it had more to do with her hot body being posed half naked for the corporate brand.

It definitely had to do with her half nakedness….

She’s old now, has kids now, seems to have removed her implants now and has her nipples out now, which I’ll stare at for old times, because that’s what she wants us to do, otherwise she’d wear a bra or a less see-through dress….

So in being accommodating to the old timer, the veteran who sacrificed it all for our freedom…we have no choice but to give her what she wants…

She lives in Miami and here she is doing some F1 Shit CLICK HERE

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2024

01

Apr

Old Lady Candice Swanepoel Still Does Bikini Modeling of the Day

Victoria’s Secret may have created Candice Swanepoel, but they also fired her after the WOKE MOB came after them, in what was probably just a public firing and not an actual firing, because she got her own bikini brand out of the whole thing and I doubt it’s not affiliated with the BIG UNDERWEAR GIANTS who now make EXTRA BIG UNDERWEAR to appease of the fat whining pigs out there who hate hot chicks.

Well, I don’t hate hot chicks and this Aryan South African hot chick is still hot, even with her tits removed, even after all her kids, even when old, and despite probably deserving to be cancelled for her WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN racism that’s ingrained in her DNA thanks to being a WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN farm owner family…..but she didn’t deserve to be cancelled for being a hot chick…unless you’re into racism, which would make sense since it’s self preservation and oftentimes hysterical….

So for that reason alone, you should jerk off to her bikini pics..

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