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2024

21

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

Victoria’s Secret can suck all our dicks as hard as we’d like Victoria’s Secret models to suck all our dicks because they’ve traditionally been pretty fucking hot, even the benchmark of what a hot chick should be.

Then Victoria’s Secret decided to turn their back on their fan, their audience, all the media hype they generated from having some of the hottest models constantly producing content in their products, building the billion dollar catolog business into something even more substantial in the internet age.

We all loved to look at the weekly photoshoots of these chicks and because of that the chicks in our lives or in other dude’s lives assumed that we wanted to see them in the products, creating a massive empire.

That wasn’t good enough for Victoria’s Secret, instead of focusing on what worked, hot chicks, they decided to focus on the whiners of twitter who were either too fat or gross to buy their products, but negative and miserable enough to whine about how they market their products…

So a 25-30 year hustle gets thrown out, their army of babes released from their contracts and a handful of monsters get cast in their place, while still using Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber, who are fake models trying to be their best VS models, instead of just sticking to the models.

The empire collapses, the whole thing dies and NOW they are back with the whole “people like hot chicks” approach using one of their legacy models….

It’s just offensive across the fucking board….fuck you Victoria’s Secret….but I anxiously away the hot chicks they start onboarding now that the woke fat mutant deserving a shot when they don’t deserve a shot is over…

It’s pretty fucking simple, diversity and inclusivity doesn’t mean someone not qualified for the job deserves the job….

I don’t deserve to be a surgeon, like a fat chick doesn’t deserve to be a bikini model, there are standards of operation that must be respected otherwise EVERYTHING collapses….

Here’s CANDY.

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2023

05

Oct

Candice Swanepoel in Bikinis for her Brand of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is one of the hot models from Victoria’s Secret, before they wanted their angels to have various mutations and diseases, because why use hot chicks, since hot chicks offend ugly chicks who don’t even buy Victoria’s Secret because they are more into wearing diapers for their gaming, or men’s underwear for their social justice warrior fights on the internet that made Victoria’s Secret think there was a problem with hot models….

They mistook their dying brand with being outdated in the worst way, trying to modernize themselves in the worst way, by using pig bitches instead of just sticking to their fucking guns and making the VS model the prime pussy every other pussy wants to be, so they buy the cheap panties they sell them.

Anyway, Candice was one of the hot ones, the now flat chested cuz she took her implant out hot one, who has gone onto make her own brand, probably backed by Victoria’s Secret as a “golden parachute” or “retirement gift” after her forced retirement…and despite her being an old, mom of a few too many kids, her ass and long model legs still excite me, but I probably only like her because she’s South African white and South African white’s are known to be racist….

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2023

08

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Still Hot in Bikinis of the Day


I’ll admit that Candice Swanepoel was my all time favorite VS model back in the days when you’d have a favorite VS model, because they weren’t all fat chicks with missing limbs, or wheel chair bound, or retarded or dudes….but were actual hot chicks…

That brand was going to shit and the powers that be were like “push this woke agenda to manipulate the world with lies, or we’ll shut you the fuck down”….to which they complied because they had no choice…I mean just imagine the dirt they had on the founder….LIMITED BRANDS supplied the LOLITA EXPRESS…but we don’t need to go into that weirdness, there’s a documentary that I am sure is biased propaganda on the streaming platforms for that.

I’m just here to angrily say that a brand that delivered consistent hot chick bikini and underwear pics was relevant and important to what I do in this life and they took that from me like a bunch of scumbags…

Anyway, you could tell a lot about a dude for their choice in top VS model, and I went straight for the racist of South Africa, the daughter of a farmer who likely had slaves, instead of the Brazilians, who may have been tranny to begin with, but that was before tranny was a thing, so no one was the wiser….

As it turns out, I’m still into this bitch and would be down to row that slave shit she’s helming across the Atlantic if needed….

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2023

19

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Body of the Day

When you look at Candice Swanepoel’s ripped old ass mom body in a bikini like she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model since that was her identity.

Not willing to accept that she’s been released from the only thing she’s ever known….so she launched her own bikini line and was like “I don’t need you, GIRL POWER”….or some shit….

She’s looking fit and ripped, I figure it’s from being of South African stock, where the weak and frail died from the elements or wildlife and only the strong and hot survived….creating a whole bunch of hot bitches…

But when I look at her ripped old ass mom body, I wonder how many slaves the family owned over the generations on their SOUTH AFRICAN FARM….

I hear it’s a racist place and you gotta wonder if that makes her hotter, or are you so outraged your nostalgic jerk off to her will be RAGE filled…..

I guess we’ll find out.

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2022

30

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

Candice Swanepoel got her model implants taken out, so she’s basically flat chested now, but as a tiny tit lover, I’m into staring at the bottom quadrant of her nipple i some over the top, lame posed, fashion photoshoot that’s so theatrical it’s a fucking joke….all black and white, all serious and intense, like the photographer told her to to think about the slaves in Africa that used to work for her family farm on the day they were told slavary was illegal….you know SADNESS….distress….all while being topless on a roof like a homeless guy who found a fire escape to climb up to a safe spot to camp out behind the water resevoir….nothing says hot like roof top nudity…especially when it’s an old weathered lingerie model.

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2022

16

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

In conclusion, Candice Swanepoel is still hot, despite being an old blown out mom, and despite getting her implants ex-planted, she was probably my all time favorite Victoria’s Secret had to offer, but maybe I just like racists from South Africa who own farms you know had hired hands that were not being paid fairly, because we can’t all be communists..and sure, I prefer Elsa Hosk now that I know Elsa Hosk exists, but it’s not a war, or a battle, or a challenge really, because NO ONE cares about my opinion of the pussy I post….but I am still happy doing it because so many dudes are too scared to pull out their number coded rating system at girls walking by them like they used to because they either ate that Gay parasite, or they are just fully indoctrinated in the wokeness that has destroyed the world…BUT NOT ME….I’m still a scumbag and it’s almost as important to keep that alive, a legacy brand really, like Candice Swanepoel’s keeping herself alive while telling all the fat 30 year old moms out there that they are slobs for not looking like this.

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2022

08

Jun

Naked Candice Swanepoel of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, that this isn’t a nude unless you see her gaping, leathery, mom pussy flapping in the wind…even a little anus, with the scar where the pussy ripped into the anus while giving birth, or some of those mom hemorrhoids because making babies inside you like some kind of pervert, is rough on the fucking body….

Or maybe, you don’t give a fuck about seeing the meat and potatoes of damage from childbirth, and are perfectly happy romanticizing Candice Swanepoel as the babe we all loved in her Victoria’s Secret heyday…and knowing she’s naked is better than seeing the goods….even though she has bounced back pretty amazingly for a mom and I’d expect her pussy and asshole to follow the lead of the rest of her….

So I’m going to agree, it’s not a nude without some labia, but I’ll still look at it, especially when it’s a model in her 30s who has had kids, proving to all the other mom’s out there that they don’t need to be sloppy and fat.

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2022

22

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

Photoshopped Candice Swanepoel in our ACTOR BASED REALITY, or SIMULATION that we are clearly part of, since everything is fucking fake as fuck that you experience via a screen, still looks pretty fucking good..the only problem with this is figuring out how much of this is real Candice Swanepoel and how much of it is just an illusion…and I figure that requires too much effort, so I’ll just stick with Candice Swanepoel when photoshopped, like she’s always been, is pretty fucking substantial….as far as I’m concerned because I like skinny model bitches, rather than the ditch pigs they’re trying to tell me are hot on the internet…I’m a purist and will not accept fatties as humans.

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2022

14

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Skinny Bikini of the Day

It’s pretty amazing that some small town girl, maybe even a farm girl, from a very racist place like South Africa was just so hot that she was pulled out of her farm, where we can assume that her family had actual slaves, it’s South Africa and I’m pretty sure their culture was based on the colonialists coming in and enslaving the black man, but what do I know….I’m here for the tits, slave owner tits or not, and despite Candice removing her tits, I’ll still refer to her as tits, because when Is say tits, I mean “Here to sexualize them”…..”here to reduce them to their bodies, which is basically the equivalent of reducing them to their tits”….so if it’s a tall lean model body with a nice round ass despite being an old, expired mom….I’m still here for the tits….expiration dates never phased me.

Candice, who was definitely my favorite of the VS models historically, at least until Elsa Hosk replaced her, I liked her better than Klum and the other 90s out guard, and really all the other hotties that may be trans that have been human trafficked through the company in its history, so I’ll keep on posting her self produced smut, knowing she’s not quite as high profile as she once was, because there was a time she wasn’t taking selfies to keep people interested in her, but now the girls need to try hard and it’s pretty hilarious seeing the desperation….even when they’re not moms in their 30s….basically all girls doing the “look how hot I am”….like strippers selling lap dances in the strip club….humiliating really…but just another hook to make it feel that much hotter.

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2021

14

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

I just realized that I didn’t post this Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures from early November, you know, I’m a busy motherfucker not doing all that much, but if you PAID me more maybe I would try a little fucking harder, you won’t, so I’ll just wait 5 weeks to post nipples poking out of mesh tops and pussy hanging out of bikini bottoms, not that you’re anxiously waiting on the edge of your seat for middle aged models who don’t work for your favorite human trafficking brands anymore, but instead do their own thing in Miami….you know RETIREMENT….that’s where you go…especially when your native land of South Africa, where the AIDS virus used to run rampant, while now it runs rampant in the vaccinated, google it…..oh right they call it OMICRON….you dumb fucks being dumb fucks…SO DUMB…do you have brains, I don’t think you have brains, if you just tried to map out the narrative, you’d see FLAWS in the narrative….dumbo.

Oh right, Candice Swanepoel, human trafficked from South Africa to save her from AIDS, to give you her mom pussy lip and breast extracted implant, they call it an EXPLANT….BECAUSE SHE’S A GIVER….giving.

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