Candice Swanepoel is in Victoria’s Secret strappy and racy lingerie as they evolve for the pervert generation by following Rihanna’s lead to make lingerie to fuck in, since women are more and more hardcore, which is a far cry from the padded bras that made them famous in the 90s…which I can’t confirm or deny the wire bra led to breast cancer…but for legal purposes we’ll say “There is no way the wire push up bras designed and distributed by Victoria’s Secret caused breast cancer, even if the breast cancer rates are higher now than then, after selling millions and millions of those bras”…

I guess what I am saying is that when society is sluttier, you need to listen to them, and when society posts nudes and racy content daily, you need to outfit them, there’s no reason, besides being your mom, aunt and granny’s lingerie brand, that VS got to the point of irrelevance…they could have easily bought every independent IG brand and controlled the panty market like the perverts they must be..

Anyway, it’s funny to see Candice, who was for a while their fucking star, I was a firm believer she was the hottest and I was willing to get South African HIV like to find a Candice of my own….since she was that good….not that I’d ever leave the couch, it was more a working plan…never an actual plan…

She’s a mom of two, old as shit, no longer the hottest the brand has…but this strappy outfit is a great look…bitch has still got it….but I guess she’s only 32 and not death of a model anymore…

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Candice Swanepoel is still looking amazing despite being too old to be a model, it is a different era where 30 year olds can still be fuckable if they maintain themselves right, which I am sure Candice Swanepoel is doing because she’s got the budget for it, but also because her whole existence is on being hot…so you better keep it up or die….

That’s not to say her multiple kids have kept her in perfect working order, I mean she is in a bikini and I can’t see how blown out that potentially made her….it’s to say that this is her best work yet.

She’s living in Miami….amongst other Victoria’s Secret models…she’s staging bikini paparazzi pics on the beach…as she should be…and I think the old hag puts a lot of these younger girls who have no business being models to fucking shame…the last of the old guard….when being a model not only meant having a vagina, but it also meant they were actually hot…and this is pretty hot….if you don’t factor in that she statistically has aids in being from South Africa…where she is also statistically a racist…a hot white rich woman who is potentially racist is still not as bad as a white man to these people because of vagina power so she will likely not be canceled for having slaves on her family farm pre-apartheid…I mean…is this an asshole behind thong?

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Candice Swanpeol was the perpetually pregnant Victoria’s Secret model who has really only ever done Victoria’s Secret, a lifer like the guy at the local grocery store who has been bagging bags the last 30 years, only the dude at the grocery store has Down’s Syndrom, is part of a work program and gets paid about 4 dollars an hour, where as Candice is a high paid model, with a multi million dollar contract and working for Victoria’s Secret was a great gig, almost the gig all models dream of, unless they are cool and see working for a mall brand as a shitty cash grab selling shitty uninspired sweatshop made panties sold at a premium to fat American idiot consumers…

So after her perpetual pregnancy that produced 2-4 kids, she was replaced by Elsa Hosk as the hot blonde bitch, allowing Candice, who isn’t really THAT old, I mean old for a model but other models are as old….decided to launch her own brand as all these instagram whores do. It’s the strategic play and allows her to use her celebrity and experience to make money off a brand, sell it for 100,000,000 in a few years and chill…

Anyway, it’s called TROPIC OF C, it’s probably sold exclusively at Victoria’s Secret, and she’s the face of the brand, and thus modelling the brand, all hot and Candice Swanepoel-looking….smaller tits since she likely got the implants taken out…they all have these small implants…and as she poses like a ballerina or yoga master or who fucking knows..she’s in a thong and you can practically see the anus hole she probably should have taken the load in instead of the vagina hole that essentially ruined her or got ruined from baby making…

Point being, catalog pics are boring compared to LEAKED nudes..

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Candice Swanepoel is naked and still looking amazing. I don’t know what the photoshoot is from, or what it is for, but I do know that the soon to be 32 year old, feels like an old, hot friend, because she’s been around for a long fucking time….and despite being 30, which is typically the age models used to kill themselves, only thanks to botox, photoshop, social media keeping them around longer than they should be kept around…she still looks good…at least in pictures…because in person could be a totally different situation.

It’s nice to see the mom of two is still getting naked, still has a tight body despite the kids, which may not apply to her actual pussy, but with a microdick in hand, you know that no pussy is ever tight for you, so a bunch of kids wouldn’t even make a different for you, assuming you’d have a show with her…and you may one day, I mean hope for some bad investments, some weight gain, maybe a drug addiction…because a down on her luck, hit rock bottom Swanepoel will still be to luxurious, snobby, and hot for you…but you’re allowed to dream…we all are…don’t let the reality that you will never fuck Swanepoel get in the way of you wanting to fuck Swanepeol, her not ever wanting you to fuck her is probably a decent percentage of the hotness of Candice…along with the fact that she’s hot….obviously.

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Candice Swanepoel just posted this to instagram for her TBT.

I figure I’ll just put this up here to remind you of a better time in life because there wasn’t a pandemic, a better time in content, because we were allowed to sexualize women for the sake of editorial, advertising, etc but more importantly, we were allowed to only showcase hot chicks and didn’t need to give the retards, fatties, cripples, skin disordered, trans a competitive advantage for their “unconventional look” because brands need them to act like they woke…and hot skinny chicks don’t speak to that, they help fuel unrealistic body expectations, while instagram is making girls look like muppets because of the creative direction of other girls…but yeah, showcasing hot, healthy fit models that’s a bad thing……but most importantly, a better time in Candice Swanepoel….she was hotter then than she is now…but I guess that applies to all of us…

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Victoria’s Secret sweetheart who has really only done Victoria’s Secret is South Africa’s own Candice Swanepoel, who I used to make fun of for being a racist, since South Africa is NOTORIOUSLY racist, and white South Africans are the most modern slave owners, besides the USA prison system….but yeah….I used to always make fun of the high AIDS Rate and the probability she has AIDS being from Africa, but since AIDS is no longer a death sentence and everyone fucking raw in on Big Pharma’s PREP, there’s no joke there…but those were the good times…

She’s been consistently hot, while being consistently boring….and in recent years since tapping out from the brand, at least I assume that’s what happened, she’s one onto launch her bikini collection, but more importantly remove her implants, in what they call an explant procedure, because a lot of the VS models have mini tit implants…while Candice apprently has nothing but nip now.

She’s old, still boring, but still hot…so there’s that….

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I don’t know what this Candice Swanepoel picture is from, but it’s probably some old as shit picture, but it’s still Candice Swanepoel topless…all these pics are relatively the same until the bitch in the pics is too fucking old to pull it off, so revisiting old pics and presenting them as new works for my mental retardation and terrible booze soaked memory…you know alochol is a neurotoxin. I’m living proof.

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