I am not ashamed to admit that Candice Swanepoel at her peak was my favorite Victoria’s Secret model and I don’t even know why because she was fucking boring…she didn’t do anything interesting…no scandals…no fun…just consistent catalog pics…boring…
Looking at her now, she’s kind of hard faced….the kind of mean white South African farm owner you’d want to fuck if you weren’t chained to the farm machinery because slavery is still real in South Africa and Candice dad owns a farm…unless I made that up which is possible…I don’t get paid enough (anything) to fact check…
I don’t know if she’s still considered a Victoria’s Secret model, but she sells her own panties or swimwear, I don’t know what Tropic of C is, but I know it is her direct to consumer social media venture that she probably makes tons of money off of…but again…I don’t fact check..>I don’t get paid enough (anything)…
I do know that since having a couple of kids, she’s had her small breast implants removed, but is still showing the nipples in a wet t-shirt, which will forever be my favorite kind of shirt, even if the feminists and woke don’t have wet t-shirt contests at the college level because they are a bunch of queers who save seeing tits to the internet where they pay girls to see their tits like real fucking CUCKS…instead of making a fun game out of it.
I don’t know what this shoot is, but I am not ashamed to admit, that I still like Candice Swanepoel…
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