I just realized that I didn’t post this Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures from early November, you know, I’m a busy motherfucker not doing all that much, but if you PAID me more maybe I would try a little fucking harder, you won’t, so I’ll just wait 5 weeks to post nipples poking out of mesh tops and pussy hanging out of bikini bottoms, not that you’re anxiously waiting on the edge of your seat for middle aged models who don’t work for your favorite human trafficking brands anymore, but instead do their own thing in Miami….you know RETIREMENT….that’s where you go…especially when your native land of South Africa, where the AIDS virus used to run rampant, while now it runs rampant in the vaccinated, google it…..oh right they call it OMICRON….you dumb fucks being dumb fucks…SO DUMB…do you have brains, I don’t think you have brains, if you just tried to map out the narrative, you’d see FLAWS in the narrative….dumbo.

Oh right, Candice Swanepoel, human trafficked from South Africa to save her from AIDS, to give you her mom pussy lip and breast extracted implant, they call it an EXPLANT….BECAUSE SHE’S A GIVER….giving.

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Candice Swanepoel is the South African variant I want dripping off my face….

Today has been a day of wanting things dripping off my face….but I’m serious about this South African goddess who I used to say was potentially HIV positive, since South Africa’s had bad press around viruses before, high AIDS rate shit….

I did see a video from South Africa president saying that there will be no forced vaccinations, no vaccine segregation, not travel restrictions…which was amazing, since the VACCINES don’t work at reducing the spread of the virus, and if anything the vaccinated are more dangerous to the unvaccinated, but people are in a haze, daze, brainwashed, fully programmed to not open their minds to that…weird…

I did see a video from a South African health official saying that the unvaccinated have no symptoms to OMNICRON and that the vaccinated have mild symptoms…meaning shit is not dangerous…

YET people are sensationalizing this shit, talking forced vaccines, using it all to hype up, fear monger and control…

When really, we should all be laid back, not scared, busy staring at hot skinny 30 year old mom model ass in a bikini jacked up her ass…it’s nice…it’s soothing…it’s inspiring.

Don’t fall for this NEW VARIANT insanity to get more people acting a fool, unreasonable and annoying….

That shit’s all a fucking scam…but if it’s not a scam and Candice Swanepoel was dripping in it…I’d lick it off her…willing to die to lick anything off her really…a hero, or pervert, or person with no much going on and that’d be the peak of life…like that.

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Candice Swanepoel’s face. It looks like she’s one of the middle of the road moms from the suburbs who discovered the primitive face filtering apps back in early instagram….turning themselves into a fucking cartoon or ghost…

The good news is that the ugly chicks or the tech entrepreneurs have figured out the ugly chicks are the majority and they’ve invested in better systems to game the internet with the AI version of yourself that’s not actually yourself but it’s technically you in the picture so you can pretend and commit to it….

There was a time, many many years ago, when it required a hot chick to be a hot chick….and now that’s thrown out the window…so I can understand why an older Candice would be a newb to the whole face filtering, she’s likely never had to do it before, because she was hot…from the era of hot models…and I guess she’s still hot but what the fuck is going on with her damn face…..as I look at her mom pussy region…because THAT IS THE KIND OF GUY I AM…

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Candice Swanepoel a victim of having a pretty silly accent, you know those ridiculous South Africans and their silly racist ways…a victim of Apartheid which is that system of institutionalized racial segregation that existed in South Africa and South West Africa from 1948 until the early 1990…if you consider being a farm owner who likely hired the segregated being a victim…you know…it was the early 90s it’s obviously not her fault that she got to reap the rewards of slave labor…that’s more something to take up with her family of farmers..OH TO BE WHITE IN A SEGREGATED SOCIETY…it must be the same kind of power trip a lot of vaccinated people have with these vaccine mandates and vaccine passports to get into a restaurant….just an arrogance of “Just get the shot”….only in south Africa, you couldn’t be “Just be white”…but with an ass like this, one that makes no sense because the rest of her has 0 percent body fat and she’s in her HOTTEST form since she was in her early 20s for Victoria’s Secret…which may have made her appealing as someone the laborers would want to fuck….FARMER’S DAUGHTER FETISH I subscribe to….

This looks good.

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I don’t know what this Candice Swanepoel photoshoot is from and I don’t think it really matters, because Candice Swanepoel is a fucking legend in lingerie and bikini modeling, a hot as fuck body who knows how to pose that hot as shit body, even as a mom of two in her 30s….she’s still got it…something some of you fatties out there should channel into your own life, because CLEARLY being a fit mom is not impossible, it happens, when there’s enough on the line, like a multi-million dollar model career, or an ego that doesn’t want to ever let itself get fat….

The South African refugee who I assume lives in the USA and no longer on her family farm where we’ll assume they had slave labor, thanks to their divivded and segregated population they called APARTHEID which she grew up under, making her ready for this VACCINE passport war against the unvaccinated, even if there’s no logical science behind any of that, who cares, TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS and wish for them to DIE because clearly their actions are killing the VACCINATED, because that makes total fucking sense if you’re a RETARD…

I guess she’s also used to AIDS, since South Africa has a high AIDS rate, so she’ll know how to deal with all those people when their immune systems fully shut the fuck down….

The nurse we need….sure she’s no DOUTZEN who has been RED PILLED, but she’s fucking hot and that’s all we care about.

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Candice Swanepoel, who I like to call Nelson Mandela, you know South African dream…fighting the Apartheid with her half nakedness…like the hero her titties are…because you know a Native White South African, she doesn’t believe in racism because her family would never have slaves workin their farms or doing their household chores…that never happens in South Africa…no way…right

The mom of two who got her implants removed in her old age….maybe she’s transitioning and this is part of the process…cut them titties off…you know any hook to stay relevant….join the tranny party…

Here is her coconuts…

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I am pretty sure I posted this CRACKWHORE WHO MADE HERSELF HOT AND WENT VIRAL before it was hugely viral story….I just don’t feel like looking in the archives but I know that whether I posted it or not…I loved it when I saw it….

You know the ultimate CATFISH that is so dramatic that people are shocked about it, you know bitch puts her teeth in, but it’s something we’ve all know exists amongst all women, not just toothless beat up hooker looking women, but for whatever reason, American’s need to OVER THE TOP and OUTRAGEOUS to grasp their minds around how you’re being lied to and trolled by all these girls on social media.

No wonder they all wanted the lockdown, they could play hot from home and no one would ever call them out, meanwhile anyone who knows them in real life, knows that ain’t them though…so it’s all pretty funny..

Now you may be wondering why I am using a crackwhore turned hot to represent a LEGACY BRAND of Victoria’s Secret now that they’ve dropped their whole ANGELS department, which was really the only thing that Candice has done in her career, and the only thing she is known for….despite being hot as shit at the time…always one of my favorites, that I’d be willing to risk the HIGH AIDS RATE PROBABILITY based on being SOUTH AFRICAN….to bury my face into….

But she’s older now, still skinny, titless cuz she got the tiny bikini model implants removed, and filtered as fuck…but I still like her and I guess that’s what this is…a cum tribute without the cum…cuz I am also old….

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I am not ashamed to admit that Candice Swanepoel at her peak was my favorite Victoria’s Secret model and I don’t even know why because she was fucking boring…she didn’t do anything interesting…no scandals…no fun…just consistent catalog pics…boring…

Looking at her now, she’s kind of hard faced….the kind of mean white South African farm owner you’d want to fuck if you weren’t chained to the farm machinery because slavery is still real in South Africa and Candice dad owns a farm…unless I made that up which is possible…I don’t get paid enough (anything) to fact check…

I don’t know if she’s still considered a Victoria’s Secret model, but she sells her own panties or swimwear, I don’t know what Tropic of C is, but I know it is her direct to consumer social media venture that she probably makes tons of money off of…but again…I don’t fact check..>I don’t get paid enough (anything)…

I do know that since having a couple of kids, she’s had her small breast implants removed, but is still showing the nipples in a wet t-shirt, which will forever be my favorite kind of shirt, even if the feminists and woke don’t have wet t-shirt contests at the college level because they are a bunch of queers who save seeing tits to the internet where they pay girls to see their tits like real fucking CUCKS…instead of making a fun game out of it.

I don’t know what this shoot is, but I am not ashamed to admit, that I still like Candice Swanepoel…

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I used to joke around about how Candice Swanepoel, the South African, who are as a country known for being notoriously racist, where the whites still use the black people as slaves to work their farms or blood diamond mines….but I used to joke around about the high AIDS rate in South Africa and how statistically Candice Swanepoel would be worth the risk if you ever got to that level…but than she had a series of kids, got old and replaced with other hotter models, but there was a time she was the ultimate, sure the most boring of the Victoria’s Secret who barely branched out, but still the ultimate….

Those days are done, thanks to being a mom being a ding on your hotness level according to ANYONE ever…but apparently she hangs with other model moms in slutty bikinis….that’s Lais Ribeiro who claims to be a single mom but that I’ve heard is trans…who can tell these days….but I guess they are trying to make that a vibe or a thing or a fetish and if the dude in the speedo’s dick wasn’t in the way…that could potentially work…

She still looks good….she’s still Candice just the mom version and I guess this is part of her marketing her own bikini line, or just keeping herself on the map, and I’ll co-sign and support that…she’s good.

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