Candice Swanepoel got her model implants taken out, so she’s basically flat chested now, but as a tiny tit lover, I’m into staring at the bottom quadrant of her nipple i some over the top, lame posed, fashion photoshoot that’s so theatrical it’s a fucking joke….all black and white, all serious and intense, like the photographer told her to to think about the slaves in Africa that used to work for her family farm on the day they were told slavary was illegal….you know SADNESS….distress….all while being topless on a roof like a homeless guy who found a fire escape to climb up to a safe spot to camp out behind the water resevoir….nothing says hot like roof top nudity…especially when it’s an old weathered lingerie model.

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In conclusion, Candice Swanepoel is still hot, despite being an old blown out mom, and despite getting her implants ex-planted, she was probably my all time favorite Victoria’s Secret had to offer, but maybe I just like racists from South Africa who own farms you know had hired hands that were not being paid fairly, because we can’t all be communists..and sure, I prefer Elsa Hosk now that I know Elsa Hosk exists, but it’s not a war, or a battle, or a challenge really, because NO ONE cares about my opinion of the pussy I post….but I am still happy doing it because so many dudes are too scared to pull out their number coded rating system at girls walking by them like they used to because they either ate that Gay parasite, or they are just fully indoctrinated in the wokeness that has destroyed the world…BUT NOT ME….I’m still a scumbag and it’s almost as important to keep that alive, a legacy brand really, like Candice Swanepoel’s keeping herself alive while telling all the fat 30 year old moms out there that they are slobs for not looking like this.

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I know what you’re thinking, that this isn’t a nude unless you see her gaping, leathery, mom pussy flapping in the wind…even a little anus, with the scar where the pussy ripped into the anus while giving birth, or some of those mom hemorrhoids because making babies inside you like some kind of pervert, is rough on the fucking body….

Or maybe, you don’t give a fuck about seeing the meat and potatoes of damage from childbirth, and are perfectly happy romanticizing Candice Swanepoel as the babe we all loved in her Victoria’s Secret heyday…and knowing she’s naked is better than seeing the goods….even though she has bounced back pretty amazingly for a mom and I’d expect her pussy and asshole to follow the lead of the rest of her….

So I’m going to agree, it’s not a nude without some labia, but I’ll still look at it, especially when it’s a model in her 30s who has had kids, proving to all the other mom’s out there that they don’t need to be sloppy and fat.

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Photoshopped Candice Swanepoel in our ACTOR BASED REALITY, or SIMULATION that we are clearly part of, since everything is fucking fake as fuck that you experience via a screen, still looks pretty fucking good..the only problem with this is figuring out how much of this is real Candice Swanepoel and how much of it is just an illusion…and I figure that requires too much effort, so I’ll just stick with Candice Swanepoel when photoshopped, like she’s always been, is pretty fucking substantial….as far as I’m concerned because I like skinny model bitches, rather than the ditch pigs they’re trying to tell me are hot on the internet…I’m a purist and will not accept fatties as humans.

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It’s pretty amazing that some small town girl, maybe even a farm girl, from a very racist place like South Africa was just so hot that she was pulled out of her farm, where we can assume that her family had actual slaves, it’s South Africa and I’m pretty sure their culture was based on the colonialists coming in and enslaving the black man, but what do I know….I’m here for the tits, slave owner tits or not, and despite Candice removing her tits, I’ll still refer to her as tits, because when Is say tits, I mean “Here to sexualize them”…..”here to reduce them to their bodies, which is basically the equivalent of reducing them to their tits”….so if it’s a tall lean model body with a nice round ass despite being an old, expired mom….I’m still here for the tits….expiration dates never phased me.

Candice, who was definitely my favorite of the VS models historically, at least until Elsa Hosk replaced her, I liked her better than Klum and the other 90s out guard, and really all the other hotties that may be trans that have been human trafficked through the company in its history, so I’ll keep on posting her self produced smut, knowing she’s not quite as high profile as she once was, because there was a time she wasn’t taking selfies to keep people interested in her, but now the girls need to try hard and it’s pretty hilarious seeing the desperation….even when they’re not moms in their 30s….basically all girls doing the “look how hot I am”….like strippers selling lap dances in the strip club….humiliating really…but just another hook to make it feel that much hotter.

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I just realized that I didn’t post this Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures from early November, you know, I’m a busy motherfucker not doing all that much, but if you PAID me more maybe I would try a little fucking harder, you won’t, so I’ll just wait 5 weeks to post nipples poking out of mesh tops and pussy hanging out of bikini bottoms, not that you’re anxiously waiting on the edge of your seat for middle aged models who don’t work for your favorite human trafficking brands anymore, but instead do their own thing in Miami….you know RETIREMENT….that’s where you go…especially when your native land of South Africa, where the AIDS virus used to run rampant, while now it runs rampant in the vaccinated, google it…..oh right they call it OMICRON….you dumb fucks being dumb fucks…SO DUMB…do you have brains, I don’t think you have brains, if you just tried to map out the narrative, you’d see FLAWS in the narrative….dumbo.

Oh right, Candice Swanepoel, human trafficked from South Africa to save her from AIDS, to give you her mom pussy lip and breast extracted implant, they call it an EXPLANT….BECAUSE SHE’S A GIVER….giving.

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Candice Swanepoel is the South African variant I want dripping off my face….

Today has been a day of wanting things dripping off my face….but I’m serious about this South African goddess who I used to say was potentially HIV positive, since South Africa’s had bad press around viruses before, high AIDS rate shit….

I did see a video from South Africa president saying that there will be no forced vaccinations, no vaccine segregation, not travel restrictions…which was amazing, since the VACCINES don’t work at reducing the spread of the virus, and if anything the vaccinated are more dangerous to the unvaccinated, but people are in a haze, daze, brainwashed, fully programmed to not open their minds to that…weird…

I did see a video from a South African health official saying that the unvaccinated have no symptoms to OMNICRON and that the vaccinated have mild symptoms…meaning shit is not dangerous…

YET people are sensationalizing this shit, talking forced vaccines, using it all to hype up, fear monger and control…

When really, we should all be laid back, not scared, busy staring at hot skinny 30 year old mom model ass in a bikini jacked up her ass…it’s nice…it’s soothing…it’s inspiring.

Don’t fall for this NEW VARIANT insanity to get more people acting a fool, unreasonable and annoying….

That shit’s all a fucking scam…but if it’s not a scam and Candice Swanepoel was dripping in it…I’d lick it off her…willing to die to lick anything off her really…a hero, or pervert, or person with no much going on and that’d be the peak of life…like that.

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Candice Swanepoel’s face. It looks like she’s one of the middle of the road moms from the suburbs who discovered the primitive face filtering apps back in early instagram….turning themselves into a fucking cartoon or ghost…

The good news is that the ugly chicks or the tech entrepreneurs have figured out the ugly chicks are the majority and they’ve invested in better systems to game the internet with the AI version of yourself that’s not actually yourself but it’s technically you in the picture so you can pretend and commit to it….

There was a time, many many years ago, when it required a hot chick to be a hot chick….and now that’s thrown out the window…so I can understand why an older Candice would be a newb to the whole face filtering, she’s likely never had to do it before, because she was hot…from the era of hot models…and I guess she’s still hot but what the fuck is going on with her damn face…..as I look at her mom pussy region…because THAT IS THE KIND OF GUY I AM…

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Candice Swanepoel a victim of having a pretty silly accent, you know those ridiculous South Africans and their silly racist ways…a victim of Apartheid which is that system of institutionalized racial segregation that existed in South Africa and South West Africa from 1948 until the early 1990…if you consider being a farm owner who likely hired the segregated being a victim…you know…it was the early 90s it’s obviously not her fault that she got to reap the rewards of slave labor…that’s more something to take up with her family of farmers..OH TO BE WHITE IN A SEGREGATED SOCIETY…it must be the same kind of power trip a lot of vaccinated people have with these vaccine mandates and vaccine passports to get into a restaurant….just an arrogance of “Just get the shot”….only in south Africa, you couldn’t be “Just be white”…but with an ass like this, one that makes no sense because the rest of her has 0 percent body fat and she’s in her HOTTEST form since she was in her early 20s for Victoria’s Secret…which may have made her appealing as someone the laborers would want to fuck….FARMER’S DAUGHTER FETISH I subscribe to….

This looks good.

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I don’t know what this Candice Swanepoel photoshoot is from and I don’t think it really matters, because Candice Swanepoel is a fucking legend in lingerie and bikini modeling, a hot as fuck body who knows how to pose that hot as shit body, even as a mom of two in her 30s….she’s still got it…something some of you fatties out there should channel into your own life, because CLEARLY being a fit mom is not impossible, it happens, when there’s enough on the line, like a multi-million dollar model career, or an ego that doesn’t want to ever let itself get fat….

The South African refugee who I assume lives in the USA and no longer on her family farm where we’ll assume they had slave labor, thanks to their divivded and segregated population they called APARTHEID which she grew up under, making her ready for this VACCINE passport war against the unvaccinated, even if there’s no logical science behind any of that, who cares, TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS and wish for them to DIE because clearly their actions are killing the VACCINATED, because that makes total fucking sense if you’re a RETARD…

I guess she’s also used to AIDS, since South Africa has a high AIDS rate, so she’ll know how to deal with all those people when their immune systems fully shut the fuck down….

The nurse we need….sure she’s no DOUTZEN who has been RED PILLED, but she’s fucking hot and that’s all we care about.

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