This is the kind of modeling that matters. This is what it is all about. Candice Swanepoel….hot as fuck South African who’s pussy has some pretty bad HIV stats against it…cuz South African is fucked…except when it comes to making hot fucking women….is modeling the way she’s supposed to be modeling….showing her fucking tits for fashion….cuz that’s what fashion is motherfuckers….tits.

I hate her Victoria’s Secret shit. It’s candy coated, corporate vanilla scented feces that looks all the fucking same and doesn’t push her in her modeling to levels or places I can get turned on by….

It’s like she’s a wasted hot as fuck model for them…like rich trashy women are a waste of money…or my wife is a waste of fucking space….but luckily they let her venture out an show her little graceful titties in other publications…cuz it makes her corporate spokesperson shit easier to stomach when I can cross reference her cleavage to her small natural titties…it’s the little things that matter.

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There’s nothing hot about brides….they can be in lingerie, even the most expensive, finest quality, most erotic….or naked…they are still the physical representation of all things evil…oppressive woman that costs money, complains, that I am accountable to, and who I have to accommodate and keepe happy, otherwise her whining and complaining will make me want to kill her….oppressive woman who steals my fun, my freedom, my ability to fuck random sluts in my own bed, and who pressures me into baby making….

I mean unless they are someone else’s bride….or a hot slut just pretending to be a bride in lingreie for the fucking Devil…also known as a 9 billion dollar a year evil empire that manipulates us with half naked chicks….

I don’t know when this is from, all of Victoria’s Secret shoots look the fucking photoshopped boring same…but Swanepoel is hot….and that’s why I am posting it

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My friends over at TCMag went to the trouble of posting 111 pictures of Candice Swanpoel for Victoria’s Secret. I am unfortunately not that motivated, but more importantly, no that interested in the doctored photoshoots Victoria’s Secret shove down our throat to sell billions of dollars, because they are all the fucking same…I know what more can you do with a bitch in a bikini on a beach that they haven’t already done….but they can start with no photoshopping out vagina definition or hard nipples…even though that would upset their Christian fan base, even though they should already upset their Christian fanbase as their husbands are jerking off to these bitches…and I understand why…cuz they are fucking hot….and that’s why I document this bitches other modeling gigs, even it is more clothed cuz shit’s just better quality and motivates me to figure out a way to give her an AIDS taste test with my tongue in her asshole….

Here’s some screen shots of Terry Richardson Shooting Candice for Japan Vogue and she’s in a bikini….and lovely….

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Amongst all the Candice Swanepoel pics….from Hot bikini modeling ….to Showing Nipple….to being in sexy lingerie …..does this picture of her rocking body really matter….you know in the grand scheme of all she’s done with her hotness….does this one picture matter….

I’m gonna go with yes. See cuz I really appreciate her look on a really deep level…enough to want to fuck her without a condom numerous times to feel what South Africa feels….I’d risk AIDS, blood diamonds and apartheid…hell…I want it all over my fucking face if it came from this bitch….for serious.

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Bikini model posing may be fucking hot cuz you got these hot bitches in bikinis but if you take a second to look past some south african hot ass, hot body, I wish I wasn’t a fucking loser and I got to fuck this pussy dry….even though all pussy around me starts off dry, ends dry and stays dry when bitch wakes up from the roofies….you will realize just how ridiculous this shit looks….I mean if I was out there standing like this for a camera the world would laugh at me….maybe that’s what I need to do to get myself famous….I guess we’ll see what my next move is and when we anxiously await…..here Candice to make you happy, or miserable provided your gf just dumped you or you don’t have a girlfriend but you are instead destined to be alone…..

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There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean shit…here she is bronzed up and dirty and glossy looking in some Vogue China photoshoot and I’m posting it like it is fucking erotica…cuz when she’s in it…it becomes erotica….she owns us or at least me….

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Victoria’s Secret are great marketers and now that January 1st has hit us, you know their Christmas rush where they make 80 percent of their revenue is behind them and the January lull that hits everyone before Valentines Day comes around making up 18 percent of the remaining 20….so why waste time, push some of the Valentines Day content out now, so people get it in their mind while brainwashing us to look using a hot bitch from South Africa….with a body our wives will probably never have because they are suburban, obese and fucking annoying…

Here are the pics of Candice Swanepoel.

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