These pictures are the highlight of my day as a blogger because I like Candice Swanepoel and what I imagine would be a South African retroantivial smelling twat….she’s hot….and I’ll look at her in boring bikini catalog shots that she’s always in….hell I’ll always look at her changing her tampon, taking a shit, napping, letting her dog eat her out, hiding under her bed cuz she knows there is an intruder in her home…..getting fucked by black dudes like shit was back home and it was the Apartheid…..and he was Nelson Madela. You know pretty much under any and all circumstances….cuz she is that good…but I always like her better when I can see her nipples….sure Terry Richardson is played out, boring, too mainstream and repetive…He’s been exploited by every brand, his style uninspired and a cash grab….but he did get Candice Swanepoel into a sheer top….and that’s more than I’ve ever accomplished in life….and if anything that’s pretty nice of him to do for us…and we should be appreciative of his scam….Today, I know I am….

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Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous. She is at the level of hot that you don’t really worry about her being from South Africa and the high AIDS rate her pussy has, because you’re too busy trying to cum inside her, knocking her up and making her someone you have to see the rest of your life….even if the reality is that you’ll really only come in contact with her in pictures, making getting AIDS and a bitch pregnant, but I guess that all depends where your hand has been….or more importantly….where the caliber of women you meet have been….not that you have to worry about that, you don’t meet women….you’re hopeless……

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This is all the same fucking shit, so I have no idea when these pics dropped, it might as well have been 5 years ago….because they just don’t fucking matter…and I know saying that about half naked and very hot pussy…all bikini clad, photoshopped, and posing, almost doesn’t make sense, but I’m not a dude forced to jerk off to my wife’s catalogs…I have other options…from prostitutes, to fans of the site, to girls off craigslist, to actual porn….to other things we don’t need to get into cuz years of being desensitized to things…always trying to take things to the next level…has done some shit to me…..

The good news is that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t have an exclusivity on this hot pussy, sure she does their bullshit events along with their shitty catalog shots, but she also takes the time out of her schedule to go back to her hot as fuck roots by SHOWING HER NIPPLES IN VOGUE ….and really that’s what keeps my appreciation for her alive…this corporate shit just makes me angry.

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This is the kind of modeling that matters. This is what it is all about. Candice Swanepoel….hot as fuck South African who’s pussy has some pretty bad HIV stats against it…cuz South African is fucked…except when it comes to making hot fucking women….is modeling the way she’s supposed to be modeling….showing her fucking tits for fashion….cuz that’s what fashion is motherfuckers….tits.

I hate her Victoria’s Secret shit. It’s candy coated, corporate vanilla scented feces that looks all the fucking same and doesn’t push her in her modeling to levels or places I can get turned on by….

It’s like she’s a wasted hot as fuck model for them…like rich trashy women are a waste of money…or my wife is a waste of fucking space….but luckily they let her venture out an show her little graceful titties in other publications…cuz it makes her corporate spokesperson shit easier to stomach when I can cross reference her cleavage to her small natural titties…it’s the little things that matter.

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There’s nothing hot about brides….they can be in lingerie, even the most expensive, finest quality, most erotic….or naked…they are still the physical representation of all things evil…oppressive woman that costs money, complains, that I am accountable to, and who I have to accommodate and keepe happy, otherwise her whining and complaining will make me want to kill her….oppressive woman who steals my fun, my freedom, my ability to fuck random sluts in my own bed, and who pressures me into baby making….

I mean unless they are someone else’s bride….or a hot slut just pretending to be a bride in lingreie for the fucking Devil…also known as a 9 billion dollar a year evil empire that manipulates us with half naked chicks….

I don’t know when this is from, all of Victoria’s Secret shoots look the fucking photoshopped boring same…but Swanepoel is hot….and that’s why I am posting it

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