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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same…

I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better…

They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces….

I’ve posted some of SOME SIMILAR PICS RECENTLY …but this time they are in different bikinis…that’s the extent of exciting at a Victoria’s Secret photoshopped catalog….Groundhog Day filled will pussy I want on my face….

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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel Nipple for Vogue Italy March 2012 Video of the Day

Since recently trying to work my way into Candice Swanepoel’s family by reaching out to her dad from South Africa who is mean, I’ve decided to dedicate today’s posts to her, because he’s fucking hot, whether in a padded bra, or showing her nipples for Vogue Italy like a common fucking whore, getting dudes off for money, a great personality trait her dad who ignores me must be proud of every year when she buys him birthday gifts and offers him a good life by leeching of hers….I’m a fan of these white immigrants and their smut peddling for fashion.


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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Japan June 2012 of the DAy


I think Candice Swanepoel is pretty hot, but her South African family seem to lack decency, respect, or manners….maybe it is because they’ve spent their lives hating their black neighbors….or maybe life is just different there, but that is no excuse for her father ignoring all my tweets requesting sex/marriage with any other daughters he may have, even if they are fat, cuz I know this one’s taken and too good for me with an ego that comes with being a celebrity model….and he did’t fucking answer me….cocksucker….

Well just for that, I’m gonna try to encourage as many of you as possible to totally disrespect this bitch in Vogue Japan shot by Terry Richardson…who recently released
PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN A SHEER BRA …..via masturbation….and sleazy tweets…

Here she is bend over in latex for Vogue…

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2012

02

May

Candice Swanepoel is Modeling Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in her bikini showing us just how complex her life is….she had to wake up in a 5 star hotel or luxury villa in a bed more comfortable than anything you have ever slept in….only to be greeted by a staff who set out a spread of food and drink for her…from exotic fruits to anything she wanted…as they put make-up on her..only to get picked up in a luxury car….and taken to the beach 5 minutes away…where someone handed her bikinis that she had to put on….and lay in the sand while making faces at the camera….until lunch break….or until the weather gave out…giving her the rest of the day off, all expenses paid, more food and drink and 10,000 dollars or more….it’s a joke…but you know what…she’s good at looking good in a bikini and that should be compensated for appropriately so she continues to bring it….


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2012

26

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

I hate the repetitive….bullshit…boring…standard…tried, tested and true….photoshopped…expected….Victoria’s Secret catalog shots….

It doesn’t matter way model is in them, or how half naked they are…because I know they will be safe, and played out….no hard nipple, no pussy lip….cuz Victoria’s Secret must protect the brand….

Knowing they have so much power over this bitch….and all their bitches…that they could get them fisting themselves if they wanted…but don’t…is just fucking frustrating and I am reminded of this everytime I see these pics….

But the reality is, I don’t mind staring at Candice Swanepoel’s ass in her bikini even if it is under such stressful situations…like in such shit pics…wasting her talent…

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2012

13

Apr

Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson of the Day

These pictures are the highlight of my day as a blogger because I like Candice Swanepoel and what I imagine would be a South African retroantivial smelling twat….she’s hot….and I’ll look at her in boring bikini catalog shots that she’s always in….hell I’ll always look at her changing her tampon, taking a shit, napping, letting her dog eat her out, hiding under her bed cuz she knows there is an intruder in her home…..getting fucked by black dudes like shit was back home and it was the Apartheid…..and he was Nelson Madela. You know pretty much under any and all circumstances….cuz she is that good…but I always like her better when I can see her nipples….sure Terry Richardson is played out, boring, too mainstream and repetive…He’s been exploited by every brand, his style uninspired and a cash grab….but he did get Candice Swanepoel into a sheer top….and that’s more than I’ve ever accomplished in life….and if anything that’s pretty nice of him to do for us…and we should be appreciative of his scam….Today, I know I am….

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2012

03

Apr

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season…

This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste.

But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret.


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Candice Swanepoel|Jasmine Tookes

2012

30

Mar

Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr in Bikinis Under Lacy Shit of the Day

You know what I’m into? Bikini models, whether they are moms or not…Whether they are South African and thus HIV Positive or not, to be in fucking bikinis….not in poolside sheer crocheted, knitted or even lacy shit that covers up said bikini bodies….save the surongs or whatever you call the towels, robes, sheets and covers bitches wear at the beach for the fat chicks who need them, when dealing with bikini models, get the in character and crawling around the pool pretending they lost a contact or some shit.

STEP IT UP VICTORIA’S SECRET…..


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2012

26

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Hot in GQ UK May 2012 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous. She is at the level of hot that you don’t really worry about her being from South Africa and the high AIDS rate her pussy has, because you’re too busy trying to cum inside her, knocking her up and making her someone you have to see the rest of your life….even if the reality is that you’ll really only come in contact with her in pictures, making getting AIDS and a bitch pregnant, but I guess that all depends where your hand has been….or more importantly….where the caliber of women you meet have been….not that you have to worry about that, you don’t meet women….you’re hopeless……

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2012

16

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Not Topless for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

This is all the same fucking shit, so I have no idea when these pics dropped, it might as well have been 5 years ago….because they just don’t fucking matter…and I know saying that about half naked and very hot pussy…all bikini clad, photoshopped, and posing, almost doesn’t make sense, but I’m not a dude forced to jerk off to my wife’s catalogs…I have other options…from prostitutes, to fans of the site, to girls off craigslist, to actual porn….to other things we don’t need to get into cuz years of being desensitized to things…always trying to take things to the next level…has done some shit to me…..

The good news is that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t have an exclusivity on this hot pussy, sure she does their bullshit events along with their shitty catalog shots, but she also takes the time out of her schedule to go back to her hot as fuck roots by SHOWING HER NIPPLES IN VOGUE ….and really that’s what keeps my appreciation for her alive…this corporate shit just makes me angry.

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