Candice Swanepoel is the kind of African I’d fuck without a condom despite the high AIDS rate and the odds of her having AIDS working totally against her, because she’s hot…and because you could probably blackmail her into paying you a monthly salary to keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life in the event that you did get AIDS in what could be the biggest loser mooching off famous pussy since K-Fed story this decade…

She’s hot, her tits look good in a push-up bra, she’s posing sexy for Turkey, because despite being arab, they are less uptight than America, I do wish there was more pussy lip, but that’s a constant theme of my useless needs and wants and demands from pictures in magazines….since I’m a pervert…I mean just last night I got drunk and tried to make at least 4 drunk girls touch my dick over my pants in line at McDonalds….none of them went of it….cock teases…

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V Magazine did a photoshoot with Candice Swanepoel doing some 60’s style ski bunny bullshit that I want to fuck…you know cuz it is the Christmas season….but I would prefer to see her getting fucked by the entire ski school…..or the ski team….or really just a ski pole or even better my dick in a lodge after skiing all drunk and naked in a hot tub….but this will do if you view it as the first scene in your sexual fantasy…you know the gateway to hardcore fucking fantasy….Either way, this needs more half nakedness…

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Last week I posted these videos of DOUTZEN KROES AND ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO DOING A CHRISTMAS STRIPTEASE FOR LOVE MAGAZINE because their model agency is friends with LOVE MAGAZINE….and because it is Christmas….and part of their hot promotion….but more importantly because I am very on top of these kinds of fashionable things….and today the Candice Swanepoel video is circulating and I’m posting it…Legs in little shorts….kill me….that is all I want for Xmas…seriously…this under my tree would be really let me tap into the true meaning of Christmas…

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Here are some picture of Candice Swanepoel….In 10 minutes she’ll be walking the runway on the hour long infomercial for Victoria’s Secret…and I shouldn’t complain cuz they pay for bitches to get half naked for us…but I will complain cuz shit is boring and because I already posted all the pictures…so who really fucking cares…oh right….every miserable dude in America with a shitty TV centered life and a fat wife…hoping for some excitement in his horrible life…enjoy…as Victoria’s Secret laughs to the bank…

They don’t pay me for this shit…fuck them….and the immigrant pussy they rode in on…

Now, here’s some photoshopped Swanepoel….cuz she’s hot…even when not photoshopped…

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Clothing company Rags & Bones, made the smart, yet obvious move, to hire Candice Swanepoel, a hugely popular model to do a photoshoot for what I can only imagine was a lot of money, for a what I can only imagine was a low budget, low prouction photoshoot where she rolls around on the beach slutty in their clothes….getting all wet and proving just hot good those Victoria’s Secret push-up bras are, because her breasts are small and humble, despite popular belief, not that small breasts suck, they just suck to those of you who thought she was busty….

Here are a bunch of the pics….not all 45 were worth bothering with…even if you argue that all pics of this South African High Aids Rate Living bitch are worth looking at…

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I guess we’re already talking about Halloween now that summer is over. That’s depressing, except that Halloween brings out the fucking sluts and not just the obvious sluts you can easily identify on the street, in the club, at school….but Halloween digs deep into a bitch to find her inner slut, leading to the most tame bitch who works the Library harder than any cock, to be half naked and I love sluts…..

I also love Candice Swanepoel, I’m sure it is real love, you know since I’ve never met her, have no interest in meeting her, and really just enjoy looking at her in picture, cuz I don’t have to hear her run her stupid spoiled model mouth, and I’ve never jerked off to her pics, cuz they are corporate and tame, but she is hot and easy on the eye and if that’s not real love, if that doesn’t define the burning emotion you feel for someone you would die for, then I don’t know what love is, but I want you to show me…but only if you have nice tits.

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If you’re suicidal because you can’t get laid, you’re going to die alone and no one likes you.

Or if you hate the pig of a wife who drains you of your time, energy, money and dignity….you know reminding you every time you look at her of the failure in obtaining everything you wanted, those dreams and aspirations you once had…

Or if you’re just a pervert…..

Just look at Candice Swanepoel, statistically HIV Positive thanks to South Africa AIDS rate, and you can’t hate the world cuz it made this creature….just accept your insignificant, useless, menial, average at best suburban life…and masturbate to her….I feel like it heals all things…not to mention I’m sure at least 10% of the guys who go home with her insist on seeing her AIDS test like an Amsterdam hooker…and jerk off on her beauty instead of fucking her without a condom….and for the record…I wouldn’t be one of those people….

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I’d take the risk of HIV, since she’s from South Africa and HIV stats aren’t in her favor and exchange bodily fluids with her…I mean provided I had the chance…which I won’t cuz I’m just a creepy guy with a website….but that doesn’t change the fact that’s she’s pretty much perfection when it comes to being half naked in highly engineered and perfectly fitted bikinis…and since that’s all I’ll ever get from her…and not the HIV I’m willing to get from her…I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with that…I mean if I was a positive thinker…which I’m not…and instead this just annoys me that I’m not balls deep in this bitch…even though balls deep is nothing substantial…and is pretty laughable a concept….because guess what…my life sucks…but Candice Swanepoel’s body doesn’t…high aids rate on my face or not….now here’s the proof…

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Here are some boring Candice Swanepoel modeling pics….I prefer when she’s Showing Nipple….cuz I figured that once you show you round, small, firm, amazing, possibly HIV positive cuz statistics aren’t on her South African side, tits…you can never really go back…so seeing her go back…I get annoyed…

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