I guess we’re already talking about Halloween now that summer is over. That’s depressing, except that Halloween brings out the fucking sluts and not just the obvious sluts you can easily identify on the street, in the club, at school….but Halloween digs deep into a bitch to find her inner slut, leading to the most tame bitch who works the Library harder than any cock, to be half naked and I love sluts…..

I also love Candice Swanepoel, I’m sure it is real love, you know since I’ve never met her, have no interest in meeting her, and really just enjoy looking at her in picture, cuz I don’t have to hear her run her stupid spoiled model mouth, and I’ve never jerked off to her pics, cuz they are corporate and tame, but she is hot and easy on the eye and if that’s not real love, if that doesn’t define the burning emotion you feel for someone you would die for, then I don’t know what love is, but I want you to show me…but only if you have nice tits.

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If you’re suicidal because you can’t get laid, you’re going to die alone and no one likes you.

Or if you hate the pig of a wife who drains you of your time, energy, money and dignity….you know reminding you every time you look at her of the failure in obtaining everything you wanted, those dreams and aspirations you once had…

Or if you’re just a pervert…..

Just look at Candice Swanepoel, statistically HIV Positive thanks to South Africa AIDS rate, and you can’t hate the world cuz it made this creature….just accept your insignificant, useless, menial, average at best suburban life…and masturbate to her….I feel like it heals all things…not to mention I’m sure at least 10% of the guys who go home with her insist on seeing her AIDS test like an Amsterdam hooker…and jerk off on her beauty instead of fucking her without a condom….and for the record…I wouldn’t be one of those people….

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I’d take the risk of HIV, since she’s from South Africa and HIV stats aren’t in her favor and exchange bodily fluids with her…I mean provided I had the chance…which I won’t cuz I’m just a creepy guy with a website….but that doesn’t change the fact that’s she’s pretty much perfection when it comes to being half naked in highly engineered and perfectly fitted bikinis…and since that’s all I’ll ever get from her…and not the HIV I’m willing to get from her…I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with that…I mean if I was a positive thinker…which I’m not…and instead this just annoys me that I’m not balls deep in this bitch…even though balls deep is nothing substantial…and is pretty laughable a concept….because guess what…my life sucks…but Candice Swanepoel’s body doesn’t…high aids rate on my face or not….now here’s the proof…

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Here are some boring Candice Swanepoel modeling pics….I prefer when she’s Showing Nipple….cuz I figured that once you show you round, small, firm, amazing, possibly HIV positive cuz statistics aren’t on her South African side, tits…you can never really go back…so seeing her go back…I get annoyed…

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I got this gossip tip about Candice Swanepoel that I really don’t believe, because I’m pretty sure Effron is a queer, but that’s fun to read, cuz I fucking love groupie sluts willing to suck dick in public…

her name is Candice Swanepoel and she works as a Victoria Secret
model. She’s a friend of mine and she said she met Zac for the first
time at the Roxbury a couple of weeks ago. They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and
she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in front of quite
a few male and female friends. They then left the club and went to her
house and continued their escapade.

So that’s the story. Again, it might be a bit inappropriate but I
thought you should know.

Yeah, that’s so inappropriate, obviously this source has read my site…cuz if she fucked him up the ass on livestream I wouldn’t find it inappropriate, if anything, it’d make perfect sense…

Either way, she’s hot.

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I can’t get enough of this Candice Swanepoel bitch….She’s got a perfect body and these bathing suits fit her like a fucking condom on anyone with an dick bigger than a steroid bitch clit. I love the fact that she’s skinny. I fucking hate fat bitches…or Kim Kardashian sloppy shit that you don’t feel their pelvis bone stab you as you fuck….

I saw a ton of other people freaking out about how skinny she is in the pictures I posted earlier today…..

I just wanted to clarify that it’s OK by me….She’s still got tits and a perfect ass, and nice tones stomach, what’s the fuckin issue? I can only assume the issue is the fact that women run the internet blogs bitching about this hotness…cuz women are catty and jealous….especially when they are dumpy and don’t look like this….cuz I am sure Swanepoel isn’t running her mouth off complaining about how skinny or fat other bitches are…cuz she’s getting paid and doesn’t need to….FOLLOW ME

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