2011
28
Jun
Here are some boring Candice Swanepoel modeling pics….I prefer when she’s Showing Nipple….cuz I figured that once you show you round, small, firm, amazing, possibly HIV positive cuz statistics aren’t on her South African side, tits…you can never really go back…so seeing her go back…I get annoyed…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2011
13
May
Victoria’s Secret pussy looks better when it is half naked and not standing with the dude from Saved by the Bell’s stupid looking spic face, not cuz I am one of those “I wish I was the brownie with the hot pussy” jealous kind of people, you know like the nerds who get mad when they find out a celeb is dating Leonardo DiCaprio or some shit, like when they want vengence on the fucker for stealing their fantasy bride they’ve never net, but just because Mario Lopez annoys me at my fucking core.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Miranda Kerr
2011
21
Apr
I got this gossip tip about Candice Swanepoel that I really don’t believe, because I’m pretty sure Effron is a queer, but that’s fun to read, cuz I fucking love groupie sluts willing to suck dick in public…
her name is Candice Swanepoel and she works as a Victoria Secret
model. She’s a friend of mine and she said she met Zac for the first
time at the Roxbury a couple of weeks ago. They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and
she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in front of quite
a few male and female friends. They then left the club and went to her
house and continued their escapade.So that’s the story. Again, it might be a bit inappropriate but I
thought you should know.
Yeah, that’s so inappropriate, obviously this source has read my site…cuz if she fucked him up the ass on livestream I wouldn’t find it inappropriate, if anything, it’d make perfect sense…
Either way, she’s hot.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2011
31
Mar
I can’t get enough of this Candice Swanepoel bitch….She’s got a perfect body and these bathing suits fit her like a fucking condom on anyone with an dick bigger than a steroid bitch clit. I love the fact that she’s skinny. I fucking hate fat bitches…or Kim Kardashian sloppy shit that you don’t feel their pelvis bone stab you as you fuck….
I saw a ton of other people freaking out about how skinny she is in the pictures I posted earlier today…..
I just wanted to clarify that it’s OK by me….She’s still got tits and a perfect ass, and nice tones stomach, what’s the fuckin issue? I can only assume the issue is the fact that women run the internet blogs bitching about this hotness…cuz women are catty and jealous….especially when they are dumpy and don’t look like this….cuz I am sure Swanepoel isn’t running her mouth off complaining about how skinny or fat other bitches are…cuz she’s getting paid and doesn’t need to….FOLLOW ME
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2011
31
Mar
Here are three bikini models in their bikinis…I don’t think I really have to say anymore cuz this is bikini models in bikinis….not much thought is supposed to go into staring at this shit…it is supposed to tap into our primal instincts and make girls hate themselves…and make guys hate their baby momma’s cuz they didn’t bounce back as proper as two of these three bitches did…the same two bitches who make Candice Swanepoel look even hotter than she is…knowking that she’s the only one who hasn’t been ravaged by baby tearing out her insides. FOLLOW ME
Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel
2011
21
Mar
The problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that the women never have nipples. How can I get off to a bitch’s body if her nipples aren’t hard…it makes me feel like the photoshopped person I am looking at isn’t human…and although getting off to something that isn’t human wouldn’t be a first for me, it doesn’t mean it’s something I like or that I’m not ashamed of.. Pocket Pussy, I’m talking to you…
The other problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that their pics are always the boring fucking same. I get the whole hot chick in underwear thing, but I’d appreciate a little creativity to show off these bathing suits. Slut it up a little motherfuckers, this isn’t the Sears catalog…seriously…
No nipple, no bush, no pussy definition, photoshopped women who don’t need to be photoshopped, in boring poses and boring settings makes me cry on the inside…but at least the girls are ridiculously hot…cuz that shit will save any crisis….war….natural disaster…etc. FOLLOW ME
I guess their new catalog dropped…cuz here’s Erin Heatherton…
And more importantly, here’s Candice Swanepoel….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton
2011
17
Mar
Yesterday I posted a picture of Candice Swanepoel who I thought was spelled and pronounced Swanpool along with a bunch of other Victoria’s Secret pussy for some photographer. I’m a first mover like that, you know releasing pics before they are released for no one to see cuz I am the only person who visits this site and I don’t get credited for shit, ever. Even when I get sued by celebrity trash trying to get famous by leaking nude pics, my name is left out of the press. It’s like they want to make me disappear, you know rob me of the free press throwing my life away for this deserves…and by that I mean, here are the rest of the Candice Swanepoel pics, cuz along with the rest of the world, she’s my favorite one of these “coming to America” whores….
Especially when she’s topless or naked….
Here’s her nipple ring.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2011
16
Mar
Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton had their pictures taken by Seth Sabal, cuz that’s what they do, you know since they are models, and get paid more sitting around than they would with any other talent…..
I don’t know which is which, but I do know these pictures would be way better with more vagina lip….
I also know that these pics are way better than anything Victoria’s Secret lazy staff have shat out the last decade, cuz every shoot looks the fucking same, I get that you have a winning formula….Hot pussy half naked….but seriously…get some concept in there….It’s always the same fucking picture…even if you don’t have to cuz hot pussy half naked is a winning formula…keep us excited you boring corporate fuck…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Lily Aldridge|Miranda Kerr
2011
01
Mar
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Mom Jeans can be hot…on the right mom…or young girl dressed in them…you see they ride an ass proper…they hug a pussy proper…but the second they are on a bitch 5 pounds overweight or more…shit reminds me of the pregnancy gunt that never went away…and that my wife refers to as her panty pillow…something that makes me want to vomit every single time…especially when the panties come off and I am forced to deal with the awkward way it hangs over her actual vagina…like some kind of science experiment gone wrong…only instead of it being a science experiment..it’s my fucking life…if you know what I mean…
If you don’t, I’m trying to say like leggings, these shit are hit and miss and really depend on the vagina they are hugging…and in this case…they are done right..thanks Candice Swanepoel for the fashion lesson that is your hot little ass….unfortunately her last name reminds me of a shit covered pig in the backyard…but that’s can’t ruin a hot little ass…
Bonus – Victoria’s Secret just releases their extended Spring 2011 commercial…and despite being annoyed by them all being the same…and no wheels being re-invented…because I guess they don’t have to be….I’ll post it anyway…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2011
11
Feb
Candice Swanepoel, who is probably the model with the most hype of the year, was hired by True Religion , as the face of the brand, which was probably a pretty smart move, cuz now such fashion forward sites like DrunkenStepfather.com are writing about the news cuz we like seeing the bitch in short shorts and exposing her stomach but not as much as we like seeing her fully naked ….
I write too much about this bitch , it’s like shit happens every fucking day, I’d rather be giving her a sponge bath with my tongue, but I guess I take what I can get….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel