Victoria’s Secret pussy looks better when it is half naked and not standing with the dude from Saved by the Bell’s stupid looking spic face, not cuz I am one of those “I wish I was the brownie with the hot pussy” jealous kind of people, you know like the nerds who get mad when they find out a celeb is dating Leonardo DiCaprio or some shit, like when they want vengence on the fucker for stealing their fantasy bride they’ve never net, but just because Mario Lopez annoys me at my fucking core.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Miranda Kerr