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2019

26

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Bikini

I think I posted these old lady bikini pics for the old lady fetishists who jerk off to old and retired models who have expired but aren’t quite aware that they should stick to the program and retire…but instead still get half naked and think they are hot…and I guess they are hot…but old…something they are reminded everytime their DJ husband brings home STDS from the 18 year ld party girls he fucks….

Point being – most old ladies should look like this…and they don’t….but when they were one time Victoria’s Secret models..it makes their looking like this not that impressive….

If anyting, if they aren’t good enough for VS, they AREN’t good enough for me….yet here I am posting it anyway..cuz I’m inconsistent, confused, etc.

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2019

25

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes just keeps holding on, I guess this is what that love song was all about..because at 35, she’s had better days behind her…and at 35 her husband and baby daddy has like Victorias’ Secret…found better pussy…tighter pussy…not a mom of two kids pussy….I mean sure he loves her…you know that’s his wife and mom of his kids..but he’s a touring DJ…FUCK 18 Year Olds….

Right?

This is some billshit catalog pics, I hate bullshit catalog pics…but here they are…cuz hate fuels me…or some shit. Not really…but I have no other reason for this post.

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2019

23

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Still Living of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is still living…or self promoting…in effort to keep her boyfriend, a DJ, interested in the bitch who shat out his kids and who probably annoys the fuck out of him when he’s out there DJing and she’s back at home leaving all the mom duty to her hired help because she’s a model and models aren’t capable of doing anything that invlolves actual effort…they used to think that was weakness from not eating, but as it turns out they are just entitled cunts who rely on their looks and have everything spoon fed to them….even when they get fired from Victoria’s Secret and need to fend for themselves…they still position like they aren’t old, over the hill, or last weeks kitchen garbage…you know THROWN OUT LAST WEEK and still festering….because their egos won’t let them…but I am confident that deep in their souls they know they aren’t shit….

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2019

05

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Wants You to Remember Her of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is 75 years old in Model years…maybe 80…

So when she puts out things like this in her retirement from Victoria’s Secret, I wonder if it is because she can’t let go of what once was, you know the greatest years of her life. Dealing with peaking at 20 is rough on anyone, where do you go from there.

Or is it her attempt to get her husband to fuck her, instead of all the groupie girls he’s out there fucking, because 20 year olds don’t mind 45 year old DJs who are married to ex-VS models….giving him all the options in the world for better pussy than the one this bitch is spreading for her instagram….

Either way, seems desperate and like any scavenger, I love desperation.

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2019

01

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Anal Play on the Beach of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Anal Play on the BEach

The saddest thing about these Doutzen Kroes paparazzi pics she probably called the paparazzi to document whilst in Miami…..is that they didn’t get her fisting herself..

It’s like the first scene of the porno, without the follow-through…

The old as fuck bikini model who no longer bikini models clearly knows the tricks of the trade….like fisting your own ass to keep your DJ husband who has pussy thrown at him all day interested…but her lack of letting us all see it…you know keeping some things sacred…or baiting us…is just fucking rude….


Doutzen Kroes Anal Play on the BEach

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2019

29

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Bikini

Doutzen Kroes is in Miami…..

I assume to police her husband and father of her kids..it is music week…you know because she’s an old hag, but at least a fit old hag, with abs and everything, doing what she has to do to stay as relevant and hot as she can, despite nature taking over and her slowly fucking rotting away….

When you’re a fired from Victoria’s Secret 5 years ago, who has barely found work and when you’re a mom of 3 in your 30s….who met your DJ husband when you were at your prime…you know the odds of him not fucking young girls is high as fuck…you’re done…so best be there to make sure you can supervise them…

So expired milk or not, her pussy is in a bikini…festering as mom pussy does…angrily knowing she’s not the young hot thing anyone wants…but is instead “hot for an old chick”….

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2019

08

Mar

Doutzen Kroes See Through Panties in a Weird Photoshoot of the Day

doutzen kroes Weird Photoshoot for Love Magazine

Doutzen Kroes is back, in some see through panties for a weird photoshoot for Love Magazine

This is what an aged, passed her prime, falling apart at the seams model who barely works…does when she realizes that her husband, a touring DJ, views her as the mom of her kids and that’s about it…the “was” hot enough to knock up a few times, during the whirlwind that was their young lives, only for his career to keep rocking…and hers to fade into “what was that dumb named VS model called again”…where Doutzen isn’t even the dumbest name Victoria’s Secret’s ever had…just not memorable on any level.

But putting her pussy out there in sheer panties in a magazine is fun.

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2019

06

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Nipples of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Nipples

Doutzen Kroes fired from Victoria’s Secret. Married to some IBIZA resident DJ black guy who probably cheats on her consistently, not because he’s black, but because he’s a DJ and that’s what they do….even when they have the passive, understanding, wife back home with all the kids…knowing that the woman gets it’s part of the lifestyle and that she’s no longer the top VS Angel he bought into and is now some expired bitch…who he loves, has a family with maybe, is a support or partner now that she’s out of work and has a lot of freetime maybe…but that is still an expired bitch.

She’s obviously putting her tits out there to get more attention…to increase her profile and impress her husband who was once excited by her exhibitionism…and when you can see a models nipples – that model is more interesting…fact.

More of her in a short skit

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2019

23

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Jacking Up the Underwear Like She Wasn’t Fired from Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Nothing like an old mom of a model, pulling her panties up into her vagina for attention, like she’s not an old mother, because she’s trying to stay hot for her boyfriend, a DJ who fucks hot young models behind her back, in IBIZA, cuz he’s living the life of the party…while she’s living the life of a fired Victoria’s Secret model…

That’s about all I have to say about that…the Netherlands… where drugs are legal and so are whores….

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2019

07

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Erotica of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Erotica for Hunkemoller Activewear

Doutzen Kroes is what I guess the foundation of the MILF movement in porn was inspired by. Not her specifically, but the occasional slutty mom, who has had a kid rip through her vagina at least once, because sluts don’t use condoms and like being cummed inside, it’s really nature’s way, and also a great way to secure the right person to always send you a check provided things don’t work out, as they rarely work out…..

Only Doutzen, who was fired from Victoria’s Secret is a MILF who does ecommerce catalog pics half naked, to try to keep her DJ husband she polices into her pussy, even though we all know DJs and even those married to Fired Victoria’s Secret models, fuck new young groupie pussy when in Ibiza for your residency.

MILFs….something more and more common now that women don’t let themselves turn into traditional moms with traditional mom bodies after desecrating their bodies….

Doutzen Kroes…old…but still employable as a star in the catalog smut you grew up jacking off to.

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