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2020

28

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Wet T Shrit Contest of the Day

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Based on the general trend of the pictures I post on this site, you’d think that I only know about women who are over 30, because I’ve lost touch with the younger TikTok generation, but the truth is, I was never in touch with anything current and I don’t choose to post these 30 plus women, it’s not a fetish of mine, it’s just that this thing happened a few years ago where EVERYONE became famous, while being not famous, so those that are “famous” or recognizable names are old as shit, while the younger girls doing the smut are no names.

So that said, I still like young hot chicks half naked on the internet, and documenting the aging process of what was a young chick half naked on the internent, like Doutzen, is not the objective here.

It’s just that the familiar ex VS model….who her husband likely cheats on with the new generation of sluts at his parties…he’s a DJ…the same sluts I don’t post about on here…but instead give the hand out to the one who needs it in her attempt to convince us she’s hot and relevant. Trying so hard…she’s Wet T-Shirting even though that’s banned at all the college bars thanks to Social Justice warriors and inclusivity..letting us know how out of touch and dated this old mom is.

The body looks good though.

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2020

05

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Getting Wet of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Wet

Doutzen Kroes, who you may remember as being fired from Victoria’s Secret. She probably has a different storyline because women, especially hot women, don’t like to admit defeat, you know, something like “I resigned” or “I outgrew them” or “they were rapists and I don’t like rapists – down with the patriarchy – support all women” you know anything but being accountable for sucking.

She’s older now and her baby daddy is some IBIZA resident DJ who gets all kinds of pussy thrown at him and that I am sure he takes when his handler wife / baby momma isn’t lurking and cock blocking because she knows she’s lost her appeal. To him she’s the old bitch that made him babies who was once a VS model and now is just old. So the new pussy outshine the old…obviously…

THis is likely her attempt to be like “I still work, I’m still fit, I can still get half naked”….to appeal to him…and to counter the fact he thinks she’s a loser and I guess it’s working cuz bitch looks hot.


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2020

03

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie

Do you remember when Doutzen Kroes was sent back to the Netherlands after Victoria’s Secret decided to not renew her contract because they were done Human Trafficking her, and she had 2 kids with her DJ boyfriend who was out fucking groupies every summer on a weekly basis in Ibiza?

I do….

But apparently the old, tired, mom is still at the lingerie modelling, not for Victoria’s Secret, but still half naked, because that is her calling, or maybe that’s how she keeps her husband thinking that she’s a working model and not some weathered DJ shore who annoys him, brings him down with her neediness, or uses his kids against him to get what she wants, when all he wants to do is get his dick sucked in a Villa by 20 year old party girls…

Making Doutzen Kroes a huge fucking cockblock….that you’d all be happy trying to fuck if you had the opportunity, cuz you aren’t married to her and you don’t have kids with her and you aren’t a DJ with other options.

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2019

28

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Hot in Lingerie of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie

Doutzen Kroes is a mom of two in her 30s.

She was fired from Victoria’s Secret promo modeling probably for being old and a mom of two that none of the VS audience gave a fuck about, but who thought she was more important than she actually is, as all girls do, despite the level of talent looking to be a VS model, who are young and hotter than the old guard and more importantly willing todo it for free…

Doutzen, likely got her her DJ husband to knock her up in the first place because being a VS model. It is a good selling point for dudes everywhere…they all like that stamp of approval that make her seem hotter than she is….

Now her life is spent policing him in Ibiza…..so that he doesn’t replace her with hot young party girls who like to fuck DJs, so she sticks around to make sure she’s involved if it goes down that route…

Thanks to photoshop….she can keep the bikini / lingerie model dream alive, well into her 40s…

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2019

04

Sep

Doutzen Kroes Naked of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Naked

I read that full ass is banned from instagram, but when I scroll instagram all I see is full ass.

Whether it is some porn chick finding news ways to connect with her fans, some model or celebrity who is feeling frisky craving some attention, some low level sex worker looking for a client, some influencer in training who knows nudes gets more likes and it’s all about the likes…or Doutzen Kroes, mom who quit modeling to be able to live in IBIZA policing her husband who would otherwise be fucking hot young girls into the party at IBIZA…he’s a DJ…and he didn’t realize at the time that he sign up to some stalker bitch who would go from hot young Victoria’s Secret model, to old bitch fucking up his shit…it’s his job to party and fuck girls, I mean DJing isn’t really much more in depth than that, and to have a wife carry your records to fend off all the DJ whores, is a level of desperate that I guess morphs into full butt shots on IG while in its 30s….identity crisis maybe, but where’s the labia…if you’re gonna go so far to post an ass shot, you’re going to have better engagement and results if it’s spread…

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2019

19

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Booty of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Booty

Doutzen Kroes is a mom of a bunch of kids…

She’s been fired from Victoria’s Secret for over a decade now…yes she’s old…

She spends her policing her DJ husband and baby daddy, not because he’s black, that’d be racist to say that a black person needs to be policed…

He needs to be policed because his model wife he married is old as shit in model years, is zero high profile now that she’s been ousted and forced to retire….a fraction of who she was when they met…

He needs to be policed because being a 40 year old DJ who makes millions in Ibiza is still someone 20 year old hot chicks want to fuck…and replacing DOUTZEN would be easy.

She lacks confidence, knows she is old, and posts butt shots for praise but that butt looks like a mom butt cuz it is one…..maybe it’s time for another hobby…

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2019

13

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Bikini

Doutzen Kroes and her deflated looking old lady titties in a bikini – being the DJ wife now that she doesn’t have a full time Victoria’s Secret modeling job, but has every intention to make sure her DJ husband, the man who fathered her kids…and probably a handful of DJ groupie kids…IBIZA you know…gets wild…

I guess what happens is when these old ladies try to get fit, they lose the important fat, to get rid of the hard to reach fat, like the titty fat….it’s a small sacrifice for them to not have an old lady mom gut…sacrifice the titties for the flat stomach…but I’m sure when you’re an IBIZA DJ and all you see are big hot tits topless…your model wife who annoys you, who isn’t still a model, who doesn’t even have tits…looks far less amazing than she did when she was in her early 20s before you knocked her up.

POINT BEING…bikini pics of an old lady, ex model….named DOUTZEN….which when translated to english means “deflated tits in a bikini due to deflated confidence from having a deflating career and a marriage that involves a DJ husband deflating his balls all over young hot models”…..

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2019

26

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Bikini

I think I posted these old lady bikini pics for the old lady fetishists who jerk off to old and retired models who have expired but aren’t quite aware that they should stick to the program and retire…but instead still get half naked and think they are hot…and I guess they are hot…but old…something they are reminded everytime their DJ husband brings home STDS from the 18 year ld party girls he fucks….

Point being – most old ladies should look like this…and they don’t….but when they were one time Victoria’s Secret models..it makes their looking like this not that impressive….

If anyting, if they aren’t good enough for VS, they AREN’t good enough for me….yet here I am posting it anyway..cuz I’m inconsistent, confused, etc.

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2019

25

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes just keeps holding on, I guess this is what that love song was all about..because at 35, she’s had better days behind her…and at 35 her husband and baby daddy has like Victorias’ Secret…found better pussy…tighter pussy…not a mom of two kids pussy….I mean sure he loves her…you know that’s his wife and mom of his kids..but he’s a touring DJ…FUCK 18 Year Olds….

Right?

This is some billshit catalog pics, I hate bullshit catalog pics…but here they are…cuz hate fuels me…or some shit. Not really…but I have no other reason for this post.

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2019

23

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Still Living of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is still living…or self promoting…in effort to keep her boyfriend, a DJ, interested in the bitch who shat out his kids and who probably annoys the fuck out of him when he’s out there DJing and she’s back at home leaving all the mom duty to her hired help because she’s a model and models aren’t capable of doing anything that invlolves actual effort…they used to think that was weakness from not eating, but as it turns out they are just entitled cunts who rely on their looks and have everything spoon fed to them….even when they get fired from Victoria’s Secret and need to fend for themselves…they still position like they aren’t old, over the hill, or last weeks kitchen garbage…you know THROWN OUT LAST WEEK and still festering….because their egos won’t let them…but I am confident that deep in their souls they know they aren’t shit….

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