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2017

17

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in Ibiza Policing her Husband of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is old, her career as a Victoria’s Secret model dropped off quick and with it her stock price…but when she was rocking out the prestigious promo model job, she got knocked up by a DJ, who still works in Ibiza DJing to slutty tourists, and for that reason alone, Doutzen Kroes has moved to Ibiza to police the motherfucker so that he doesn’t fuck those slutty tourists….because that’s how you control your man…who likely has lost interest in you…because you’re old…still looks good…but old…and no one likes old…when you have so much influx of new…because you’re still relevant, and the excitement of getting a relevant girl when you were first coming up, is long over now that she’s irrelevant….you know…

Nice Diddle…

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2017

10

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day

Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to spend more time with their touring dad…at least that’s what she tells people…because no one wants to admit they were fired, especially not after being owned by the brand for what must have been a decade…

That said, she’s a mom of two…and butt looks fine…I mean fine as in fine…not as in 90s Black Sitcom fine….because she’s a tall model who isn’t fat even if she’s old …she’s rich and well rested from not working… well taken care of…because she doesn’t want to give her man more reason to leave her….and she can afford all those fancy lotions and creams that make her asshole smell angelic despite what you’d assume is some USHER herpes…thanks to all the EDM loving DJ whores being fucking hot little dirty pussies….who don’t use condoms…since no one uses condom…

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2017

28

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a thick party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever the fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie….

She was a Victoria’s Secret model at the time, so that was a big deal, with a lot of fame, good enough for the DJ to lock it in and cum in….only for her to be fired, because no one gave a fuck about her, and her baby making bikini model…forcing her to find her way in the world without the big evil empire carrying her on her shoulders…

These are some paparazzi pics of her in a bikini…this isn’t that exciting…but it happened.

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2017

17

May

Doutzen Kroes Gives Herself a Cameltoe for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

I laughed and I laughed at Doutzen Kroes when these pictures were being taken a few weeks ago, because she looked like a dumpy mom, who’s partied too hard in her 20s, and who had two kids with her DJ husband, who cheats on her with hotter younger versions of her, since he didn’t really think that one through when he first connected with her….and by connected I mean knocked her up…he’s a DJ, models love DJs…he doesn’t need to be tied down…because she is…check the BTS pics….sloppy….

But the actual photoshoot isn’t so bad…you know as she tries to stay relevant in the Ukraine…where all the magic happens when it comes to promoting…you know that’s where all the HACKERS live…who can swap out her relevance thanks to COMPUTER science…or maybe, just maybe they are the only magazine that were willing to do anything with Doutzen Kroes…since she’s virtually dead in the water….now that she’s old and brands don’t work with her….

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2017

03

May

Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone Outtakes of the Day

Doutzen Kroes looks fucking haggard…

It’s like Victoria’s Secret dropped her and she fell the fuck apart.

Her husband and father of her kids out there touring and fucking hot, young versions of her – like the DJ whore she was, DJ whores will exist and some are just more relevant than her…

YOu know now that she had time off, trying to tour with her man, only for him to pull the plug and be “Bitch, you old, you don’t have a job, you used to be a VS model, that was your selling point, now you are just an expense that takes care of my babies I didn’t want in the first place”….you know how those things go…

Lara Stone…also old…is the fucking worst, but I just hate her because her lawyers came after me once…like fuck you cunt you should pay me for the press you washed up pile of shit.

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2017

27

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day

Doutzen Kroes looked like a melting pile of shit left out in the sun too long after a rainstorm – the other day while on a photoshoot…SEE THE PICS HERE

It’s like she either ate too much salt or didn’t get her cool sculpting, because that ass was that of a girl who was once fit, turned into a mom, who has a party drug addiction – where all the good fat that filled her up was used up in her addiction to keep her alive…leaving a dangling ass check needing to be filled..

Well, she probably didn’t like the way those pap pics looked and went back out – posing with her leg in the air at 90 degree – the SIT illusion to give shape and spread out those cellulite dimples…and I’d say it was magical…but it’s not…it just happened and I feel the need to post it because this is what I do for some very fucking weird reason id don’t understand.

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2017

24

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day

Here’s some Doutzen Kroe ass looking it’s age. Like a mom….that she is…like an Ashley Graham..wife to a black dude…which is convenient because that’s exactly what she is. That’s why Victoria’s Secret dropped her, that’s why her DJ husband cheats on her with party sluts, yet she still exists…because she is a Survivor…on the beach in a bikini bottom not giving a fuck that she looks like some kind of lumpy soup or oatmeal…she’s been eating too much of…cuz otherwise..why is her leg a relief map…you know TOPOPGRAPHY…

I don’t fucking know, it looks like she’s melting, and I don’t like when hot models – because body positive – look at my blemishes models….sure it is current and a trend..but it’s disgusting and wrong….GET it together.

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2017

21

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is getting low level bikini modeling work since being fired from Victoria’s Secret for having interracial babies…

The magical thing in her low level bikini modeling work is that these pics are interchangeable with the work she did for VS all those years…because all this shit is the fucking same level of boring – but still a Dutch mom in a bikini – YAY….what would we do if another bikini company didn’t exist..

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2017

13

Mar

Doutzen Kroes vs Daphne Groeneveld in the Towel Series of the Day

Doutzen Kroes and Daphne Groeneveld both let creepy overpaid fashion photographer who has been doing this “towel series” with models on his shoots…like a creeper who brings towels to the shoots he’s being overpaid to be at…like some kind of towel pervert…with his own personal creative / fetish intentions when clients are paying him and the models to be there, yet he instead makes it about his fucking self…it’s like hey get naked, put this own, let me take pics, make them black and white and put you in my book….getting paid…double dipping…something these girls are probably not strangers to…I mean double dipping is how they paid their rent before actually making that model money..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t ….either do I really, but assume it has to do with taking rich cock to finance their fancy fucking lives on yachts and shit…

All this to say, Towel series…not too inspiring, exciting or good…they both look the damn same…but whatever…

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2017

08

Mar

Old Timer Models Doutzen Kroes & Lara Stone Lesbians for Vogue Magazine of the Day

Two old timer models Doutzen Kroes, who you remember as the Dutch model, who had two kids with a black techno dance music DJ, before getting fired from Victoria’s Secret, despite being a long time Victoria’s Seceret girl….and Lara Stone, who married some fat British Comedian, has a gap in her tooth, and massive tits she’s always shown in her “work” that is hardly work, but more escorting marketing material….to land rich dudes…who she can use to fund the lawyer who tried to sue me for posting her wedding pics…a wedding that has long been over because that’s how these rich sluts make it work….

They both look haggard…they looked drugged out or botoxed up…but they are naked and cuddling, more hardcore then men’s titty mags get…all for fashion which is fucking weird…but it happened…under a reputable photographer’s lens, hair and make-up and budget…yes still looking like shit…

But then again, two old bitches getting naked to cuddle for attention is a beautiful thing no matter how bad or sad it may look or be..because they are still top models…and they are still naked…so take it in people…take it all in…

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2017

11

Jan

Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day

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I always assumed no one gave a fuck about Doutzen Kroes – because Victoria’s Secret, a mall brand, threw her out….and no one was upset about it…except maybe her and her husband because it would mean that she’s around more…

She’s a fucking mom with a bunch of kids, sure she still looks good, but when a mall brand gets rid of you, you’d think a fashion brand wouldn’t touch you…then you remember that all this bullshitt is connected…and that all this bullshit is bullshit…and that Kim Kardashian is a big advocate for this brand Balmain…meaning despite being overpriced it’s ghetto as fuck….and has no standards…

But it does feature tits..and I like model tits in ads…it works for me.

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2017

02

Jan

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes bent over in a bikini

Doutzen Kroes, may have a hot ass and a hot body, but all I see is a model that no one wants, you know one thrown the fuck out by Victoria’s Secret because she wasn’t pulling in numbers, in what I would assume is because she is married and has kids with a black guy, who probably cheats on her…and the mall shoppers in Victoria’s Secret are racist, even all the black women who shop at Victoria’s Secret, and there are a lot of them, if you ever go into a Victoria’s Secret, black bitches love it, and I guess none of them want to see their black men with white women….and by black women, I mean white men they hate when big black cock enter their women..unless they are into the whole cuckold thing…

Doesn’t matter…I guess they do want to see other white women selling the fucking dream of made in China bullshit underwear…and I’ll still look at Victoria’s Secret dutch ass shameless in Miami on all fours for the paparazzi – in a “look at me, look at me, look at me, hustle”…when you go from being paid to be half naked a few days a month, to no one wanting you, it hurts….so it’s nice to relive it…I guess…I’m more into the staring at it…

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2016

01

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie for HUnkemoller of the Day

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Back in september I wrote this about Doutzen Kroes-Black DJ baby making lingerie model’s campaign with this random lingerie company:


Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own….

I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world…

Pretty much stand by that…at least the first sentence…I didn’t read the rest…it’s not that important…when you only care about seeing the half naked dutch mom of two…I figure if you get fired from the industry standard underwear company…I’d assume no other underwear company would touch you….but rather force her to fend for herself…begging to get pics of her in underwear taken…you know to feel alive…I guess people aren’t very creative and just go with what they assume is a bargain….maybe even free…just to make her feel like it’s not all over for her…while it is.

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2016

06

Sep

Doutzen Kroes for Hunkemoller Lingerie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own….

I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world…

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2016

26

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bikini model…in a bikini…with her DJ boyfriend who you know fucks other chicks when she’s not around…but since quitting Victoria’s Secret…she’s always fucking around…forcing him to actually spend time with her on vacation between his sets at IBIZA…at least for a week or two before sending her and the kids back to Amsterdam, so that he can go back to fucking party girls..

You see I know DJs and not once has any DJ ever say “it’s about the music man”…it’s always about making stupid money and standing in front of a room of idiots dancing on drugs…so that they don’t have to dance…amongst the crowd as DJing, especially now requires no talent – so that they can fuck….line ups of girls every night to fuck….even Victoria’s Secret models want to fuck…and get pregnant when you fuck them….because girls are crazy and like throwing away their model careers like that…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in a bikini…with her man…on a yacht…because this is what pulling off a great fucking scam is about…

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