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2018

12

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Strip Tease of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience to sell overpriced sweatshop bullshit….

But the people at Victoria’s Secret polarize the experience, get their girls media hype and basically create “celebrities” out of them.

They also give bonuses for social media posts, so all these women are working their social media harder than they worked the first photographer to get them in with the people at Victoria’s Secret.

I don’t know what Doutzen was fired by the brand, but she had already locked in a celebrity DJ, had a couple of kids, and no one actually gave a fuck that she was gone.

Plus, there’s this thing called any bitch can get half naked in lingerie, you don’t need to be a Victoria’s Secret model to do that, it just gets you richer husbands or sperm to inseminate in yourself when you do have that title under your garter belt…

I don’t know what this famewhoring is for, but she’s a mom with a rich husband, shouldn’t she be out being a mom…rather than doing this nonsense to try to make her husband think she’s still hot and got it, cuz that’s why he married her….rather than accept that she’s fallen off..even though he’s well aware she’s fallen off with every 19 year old groupie he bangs in Ibiza while this one is at home trying to land model jobs.

Doutzen Kroes Strip Tease on Instagram

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2018

04

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

doutzen kroes gets wet in bikini on the beach

Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience….it’s for some reason marketed as the best job in modeling thanks to marketing…and it makes these bitches more famous than they’d ever be…until they are fired and forgotten…

But even in her forced retirement, golden handshake, contract no renewed, she’s surviving at 30…getting work…despite being married to some rich DJ who isn’t AVICII but from the same country as him….so she’s still living her best life…from Victoria’s Secret life….utilizing all she’s known in her clickbait….check it out.

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2018

15

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Topless Nipples out on the Beach

I think these pictures were from last week, when Doutzen Kroes was baiting on her friend, guilting her, to come hang, so that together they would get a shit ton of paparazzi coverage, because both were made famous by the panty empire -sweatshop underwear makers – made in China…bullshit that upsold to the masses as the biggest mall brand ever – making these girls the promo models people talk about….at least Candice…they fired Doutzen’s ass…leaving her to fend for herself, and live off her husband’s DJ money, because they had a couple kids, and instead became the housewife model, not the model housewife…and I guess she gets a few jobs a year…to maintain her profile in the eyes of her man, otherwise he’d just leave her…right…

I guess part of maintaining that profile is clickbaiting with the tits. GOOD JOB!

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2018

11

Jan

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes comparing tan lines

Doutzen Kroes, the ex Victoria’s Secret model, who at one time probably thought she was really fucking hot, really fucking winning, probably really fucking offensive to the people in her immediate circle, who saw her already inflated ego just blow the fuck up, before it was thankfully popped, after she got knocked up a few times from some Ibiza DJ…as these models sometimes do…

She’s pretty much faded into irrelevance, sure she’ll get a campaign here and there but nothing like the glory of being that PROMO model she always wanted to be…

But she’s managed to recruit her pregnant model sister, or angel, even if she’s been excommunicated, to hang out with her and GIRL is posting slutty pics heavy, knowing that finally someone will see them…

It’s the thirst the world needs to keep the jerk off material flowing.


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2017

30

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Finds Life After Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Do you believe in life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not that hot, interesting, or compelling and you’re a mom of two with a famous Ibiza DJ, who needs to be in Ibiza policing him from fucking the younger and hotter versions of you, because you’re old girl, and knocking up a VS model when she’s 23 is a lot different than having the listen to her wife bullshit when she’s 30 and not working….and girl probably grasps that, since her only value and purpose is being half naked in lingerie, so get half naked in lingerie for anyone willing to put you in their campaign knowing you were a VS model and they can get you at a discount now that you’re desperate and don’t need the money..

Interesting, but only because girl’s half naked in lingerie.

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2017

17

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in Ibiza Policing her Husband of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is old, her career as a Victoria’s Secret model dropped off quick and with it her stock price…but when she was rocking out the prestigious promo model job, she got knocked up by a DJ, who still works in Ibiza DJing to slutty tourists, and for that reason alone, Doutzen Kroes has moved to Ibiza to police the motherfucker so that he doesn’t fuck those slutty tourists….because that’s how you control your man…who likely has lost interest in you…because you’re old…still looks good…but old…and no one likes old…when you have so much influx of new…because you’re still relevant, and the excitement of getting a relevant girl when you were first coming up, is long over now that she’s irrelevant….you know…

Nice Diddle…

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2017

10

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day

Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to spend more time with their touring dad…at least that’s what she tells people…because no one wants to admit they were fired, especially not after being owned by the brand for what must have been a decade…

That said, she’s a mom of two…and butt looks fine…I mean fine as in fine…not as in 90s Black Sitcom fine….because she’s a tall model who isn’t fat even if she’s old …she’s rich and well rested from not working… well taken care of…because she doesn’t want to give her man more reason to leave her….and she can afford all those fancy lotions and creams that make her asshole smell angelic despite what you’d assume is some USHER herpes…thanks to all the EDM loving DJ whores being fucking hot little dirty pussies….who don’t use condoms…since no one uses condom…

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2017

28

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a thick party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever the fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie….

She was a Victoria’s Secret model at the time, so that was a big deal, with a lot of fame, good enough for the DJ to lock it in and cum in….only for her to be fired, because no one gave a fuck about her, and her baby making bikini model…forcing her to find her way in the world without the big evil empire carrying her on her shoulders…

These are some paparazzi pics of her in a bikini…this isn’t that exciting…but it happened.

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2017

17

May

Doutzen Kroes Gives Herself a Cameltoe for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

I laughed and I laughed at Doutzen Kroes when these pictures were being taken a few weeks ago, because she looked like a dumpy mom, who’s partied too hard in her 20s, and who had two kids with her DJ husband, who cheats on her with hotter younger versions of her, since he didn’t really think that one through when he first connected with her….and by connected I mean knocked her up…he’s a DJ, models love DJs…he doesn’t need to be tied down…because she is…check the BTS pics….sloppy….

But the actual photoshoot isn’t so bad…you know as she tries to stay relevant in the Ukraine…where all the magic happens when it comes to promoting…you know that’s where all the HACKERS live…who can swap out her relevance thanks to COMPUTER science…or maybe, just maybe they are the only magazine that were willing to do anything with Doutzen Kroes…since she’s virtually dead in the water….now that she’s old and brands don’t work with her….

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2017

03

May

Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone Outtakes of the Day

Doutzen Kroes looks fucking haggard…

It’s like Victoria’s Secret dropped her and she fell the fuck apart.

Her husband and father of her kids out there touring and fucking hot, young versions of her – like the DJ whore she was, DJ whores will exist and some are just more relevant than her…

YOu know now that she had time off, trying to tour with her man, only for him to pull the plug and be “Bitch, you old, you don’t have a job, you used to be a VS model, that was your selling point, now you are just an expense that takes care of my babies I didn’t want in the first place”….you know how those things go…

Lara Stone…also old…is the fucking worst, but I just hate her because her lawyers came after me once…like fuck you cunt you should pay me for the press you washed up pile of shit.

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