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2017

17

May

Doutzen Kroes Gives Herself a Cameltoe for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

I laughed and I laughed at Doutzen Kroes when these pictures were being taken a few weeks ago, because she looked like a dumpy mom, who’s partied too hard in her 20s, and who had two kids with her DJ husband, who cheats on her with hotter younger versions of her, since he didn’t really think that one through when he first connected with her….and by connected I mean knocked her up…he’s a DJ, models love DJs…he doesn’t need to be tied down…because she is…check the BTS pics….sloppy….

But the actual photoshoot isn’t so bad…you know as she tries to stay relevant in the Ukraine…where all the magic happens when it comes to promoting…you know that’s where all the HACKERS live…who can swap out her relevance thanks to COMPUTER science…or maybe, just maybe they are the only magazine that were willing to do anything with Doutzen Kroes…since she’s virtually dead in the water….now that she’s old and brands don’t work with her….

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