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2022

18

Mar

Lara Stone Nipples of the Day

Lara Stone is the big titty fashion model with the gapped tooth who looks like some fucking grown up thumb sucker, somthing that probably helped her with her high fashion career of showing tit for fashion instead of showing tit for porn, you know polarizing the showing tit like it’s any different doing it for fashion than doing it for porn, because fashion has billionaire brands behind it, and super exclusive and pretentious dog shit events around it, while porn is just so ghetto TRASH..and bitches can’t have that.

I actually hate Lara Stone and her 38 year old mom tits don’t excite me, even though I’ve jerked off to fashion tits back in the day, it was simpler times.

She actually had her lawyers come after me years ago for posting paparazzi pics I was allowed to post at the time, of her Honeymoon, to some comedian she’s no longer married to, and it just made me fucking hate her….all these bitches want fame and attention, get paid for fame and attention, but turn on motherfuckers co-signing / retweeting their bullshit tits…fuck her.

This if for VOGUE, cuz you know Fashion tits, so they’ll probably sue me for posting these too…everyone’s a money grubber piece of shit who don’t respect my satire, my creative input, my artistry to their whore behavior and tits, yet they all support some of the fucking art out there, you know because “fashion”….fucking fools.

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2019

10

Sep

Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Lara Stone Big TIts Out Fashion

Lara Stone is old as ashit, assuming that shit is old, I always do because it has some bloody petrified look to it, that I assume means it’s been baking inside of me for at least a month…not that I want to be talking about my digestive issues due to what I assume is Hep….but wn I call a bitch old as shit, I ask myself “Is shit that old”…maybe I should use another example, maybe she is old as J.LO, or Old as that Grandmother I saw pissing on the side of the road outside the Salvation Army store cuz she clearly can’t afford diapers…which makes me wonder if Lara Stone is that old? Has she lost her ability to control her bladder? I feel like we’ve seen her nips for 20 maybe 30 years…back when tits for fashion was a thing reserved for busty models, before the whole modeling world got overtaken by the DO it Yourselfers…

I guess none of this matters, other than my one Lara Stone story that involved her legal team aggressively coming after me about her Honeymoon pics back when she married some COMEDIAN…it was years ago, and even then she was old….and the pics were tame bikini pics…and this was years after we had seen her tits, her bare tits all the time, on the fucking regular, it’s why she got work….So I thought to myself…what a fucking cunt, coming after people like me, who are doing her a favor posting her…all to try to keep her honeymoon that clearly the paparazzi attended a fucking secret… when all I was doing was saying – here’s some recently married tit you’ve seen in a bikini….just a shitty attitude from clearly a shitty human…but the tits man….they’ve kept her afloat and here she is now…


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Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2018

20

Apr

Lara Stone is Topless in Vogue of the Day

I remember when Lara Stone first went viral…it was the 1800s, I think the automobile was being refined and almost ready to introduce to the world, in what would turn out to be both the most convenient yet most polluting invention of all time…roadways were build, Highways, Fast Food Drive In, communities, suburbs…the COMMUTE…

She’s so fucking old…but still getting topless…it’s weird, but not as weird as the fact that she tried to sue me once…for posting pics of her clothed…making her a total fucking cunt, enemy of the site, and a person who I will still post when topless because ultimately I don’t care about being sued, or hated, or noticed, or these people…I just celebrate their tits.

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2017

29

Nov

Lara Stone Tit Grab for W of the Day

Lara Stone Tit Grab for W

Lara Stone is pretty fucking old by now, but she was a busty model, doing busty model things for many years, getting paid, rocking a tooth gap and I was a fan…I was really into all she was about…until…realizing that she was a total cunt when she tried to sue me and I guess everyone else who put out pics from her Honeymoon, that I didn’t take, that at the time I even had the right to post….because I guess she thought they were personal, or she was embarrassed of marrying a fat comedian because it was a play MONEY….

Either, I found it weird she was pushing a lawsuit when I had already seen her cunt, and a few years later she’s back out there showing her cunt…and I guess I never officially got sued…so I should just focus on what’s important…and that is that she’s getting naked.

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2017

11

Sep

Lara Stone Nude of the Day

Lara Stone Naked in farmland

Lara Stone is pretty fucking old by now, but she was a busty model, doing busty model things for many years, getting paid, rocking a tooth gap and I was a fan…I was really into all she was about…until…realizing that she was a total cunt when she tried to sue me and I guess everyone else who put out pics from her Honeymoon, that I didn’t take, that at the time I even had the right to post….because I guess she thought they were personal, or she was embarrassed of marrying a fat comedian because it was a play MONEY….

Either, I found it weird she was pushing a lawsuit when I had already seen her cunt, and a few years later she’s back out there showing her cunt…and I guess I never officially got sued…so I should just focus on what’s important…and that is that she’s getting naked.

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2017

11

May

Lara Stone’s Big Tits for V Magazine of the Day

Lara Stone is garbage….because she tried to sue me when I posted images I had rights to post of her on her Honeymoon, when she married a fat comedian she has gone onto divorce, and probably mock, because he’s not enough of a tormented soul for her…by showing her tits…cuz that’s what garbage women do…

You see, getting the lawyers letter to remove her Honeymoon pics, when at the time bitch was a mid range titty model passed her prime, marrying to have that security because she knew it was over, and she wasn’t even naked or scandalous..they were just swimming…is pretty cunt behavior…like I’ve seen you naked for free…camlm the fuck down – you’re not that important….

Well, she’s got back to titty modeling despite being 100 in model years, and that’s ok cuz her tits kept on growing…and so does the rest of her, she’s old and fat now…that’s about that…

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2017

03

May

Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone Outtakes of the Day

Doutzen Kroes looks fucking haggard…

It’s like Victoria’s Secret dropped her and she fell the fuck apart.

Her husband and father of her kids out there touring and fucking hot, young versions of her – like the DJ whore she was, DJ whores will exist and some are just more relevant than her…

YOu know now that she had time off, trying to tour with her man, only for him to pull the plug and be “Bitch, you old, you don’t have a job, you used to be a VS model, that was your selling point, now you are just an expense that takes care of my babies I didn’t want in the first place”….you know how those things go…

Lara Stone…also old…is the fucking worst, but I just hate her because her lawyers came after me once…like fuck you cunt you should pay me for the press you washed up pile of shit.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Lara Stone

2017

08

Mar

Old Timer Models Doutzen Kroes & Lara Stone Lesbians for Vogue Magazine of the Day

Two old timer models Doutzen Kroes, who you remember as the Dutch model, who had two kids with a black techno dance music DJ, before getting fired from Victoria’s Secret, despite being a long time Victoria’s Seceret girl….and Lara Stone, who married some fat British Comedian, has a gap in her tooth, and massive tits she’s always shown in her “work” that is hardly work, but more escorting marketing material….to land rich dudes…who she can use to fund the lawyer who tried to sue me for posting her wedding pics…a wedding that has long been over because that’s how these rich sluts make it work….

They both look haggard…they looked drugged out or botoxed up…but they are naked and cuddling, more hardcore then men’s titty mags get…all for fashion which is fucking weird…but it happened…under a reputable photographer’s lens, hair and make-up and budget…yes still looking like shit…

But then again, two old bitches getting naked to cuddle for attention is a beautiful thing no matter how bad or sad it may look or be..because they are still top models…and they are still naked…so take it in people…take it all in…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Lara Stone

2016

07

Oct

Lara Stone Nude for CR Fashion of the Day

The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere by a fan..because they may have fans…

But the nice thing about Lara Stone is that even when she’s old, dead, fat and retired and should be locked in the basement…she’s nude and we don’t need the nude pics to last forever….she keeps bringing them…

I don’t like Lara Stone, she’s a cunt, a snob, she think she’s better than she is….but she’s still showing tit….

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2016

05

Aug

Lara Stone is Naked for Vogue Italia of the Day

Lara-Stone-Nude-Sexy-7

Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s slowly redeeming herself, despite being an old divorcee, thrown away by her husband because clearly she is garbage, got fat and I guess like all divorces, it was a reality check for the woman who gave up for her husband to get her life back, to take charge of her existence, to go back to being the independent woman who can now fuck freely knowing she did the marriage thing and it sucked….and in Lara Stone’s case it means bringing those big tits back out for fashion

I am not a fan of her, she is the enemy of the site, but I like tits…tits in the park, tits in a shirt…tits for Vogue, tits for my mouth, tits for ganngbang throat fucking porn, I’m easy…(and so is Lara Stone)

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