Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out.

She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt…

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Lara Stone is looking good for an old sloppy model – in this shoot for Love Magazine.

Maybe I am just into slutty pictures…of sluts…

Lara Stone is actually a pretty top earning busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….has huge tits and I think she’s lovely to look at…

BUt that may be because her team tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…and I fucking love girls who hate me…

You know a NO WAY, NEVER, Fuck Yourself…from a girl makes me want to fuck her more…it’s less rapey than it sounds…

Well, she’s divorced now, because I guess tits only remain appealing for so long, eventually the shitty personality starts to get training – especially when you have other pussy options…or maybe she’s the one who cheated to advance her career and feel hot…models, you know they like their pussies filled withe that constant male attention affirming they got it going on as they know they are aging and no one actually cares about them…

But we care about them tits…so here she is in another slutty shoot…because she’s still got them in her…but the real question is what else she’s got in….or has had in her to get to this point….something to think about.

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AIDS may not be a death sentence anymore, unless you’re PRINCE and your religion tells you not to take the meds…but it is a great excuse to have a star studded party…

It’s like even if they found a cure for AIDS, AMFAR the organization that wants to find a cure for AIDS in theory, wouldn’t be very happy, because they would have no point and all the execs who put together these million dollar nights – wouldn’t have anything todo with themselves…

They’d have to stop being a not for profit, and declare their income and the whole scam would come collapsing down…but I guess they aren’t there yet, there is still AIDS in Africa, there is still an excuse to get models out – to get some attention to the billion dollar industry of HIV management….

Because AIDS never looked this good, except maybe when LIBERACE had it – back when AIDS really matterd…

Elle Fanning

Katy Perry

Alessandra Ambrosio

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These are the final pictures of the LARA STONE SEE THROUGH BEACH SHIRT PICS have happened – and they are for Vogue Australia…where she posed in a white shirt with a man in a white speedo…and that I guess is art, I call it distraction from a solid set of tits that tried to sue me once, because they are British and uptight tits that didn’t like being made fun of for marrying some rich Comedian and TV show dude, before getting divorced, paid out and forced to fend for herself with her tits in Vogue Australia…not exciting, but they are still an actual model with big tits and that’s better than a model ho is plus sized with big tits..

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once..that’s pretty much all I have to say about that…

She’s a big titty model, who for some reason felt violated because she was wearing a fucking bikini on her vacation and the paparazzi got the pics, and those the world got the pics, and I post every irrelevant whore in a bikini – or at least all the ones who matter – as there are too many whores in bikinis to keep up with..

Well, she’s since got divorced, because with that attitude why would anyone stay with her, she’s a cunt, but still has tits, tits she’s not exploiting topless, but tits she’s still get paid to show off..

Exciting, no, but it happened…can you believe it happened? Vogue Korea. Dreams come true. K-Pop is hotter than this though….but Yes, it still happened, and she’s a model, this is what they do…

I guess what I am saying is that I like when hot girls sue me…because they aren’t ugly girls just complaining.

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Lara Stone threatened to sue me a long time ago – because I posted pics of her honeymoon, that weren’t even interesting or Scandalous, in fact these pics of her in her bikini in Australia is far more hardcore than her and some fat comedian she was sugar babying because he was rich, awkwardly in the Mediterranean….or wherever they were…

Doesn’t matter, she’s old now, a divorcee and a cunt who sues broke, drunk website people if they don’t comply with her demands…so I hate her…as much as I can hate a bitch who’s tits WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE …

That doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough..because we aren’t married to her…and I guess either is her Comedian boyfriend who dropped her fucking ass, so we aren’t really forced to deal with her shit that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious real fucking fast…and that take her away from being a model we want to fuck to becoming a model we can’t get rid of…needy and demanding whore……

Leading to all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..

We are pure and honest Lara Stone big titty observers….who aren’t very tainted by all that is wrong with her personality…and here she is in a bikini..

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Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s also recently divorced from the guy she married from TV, some Comedian, who I guess lost his relevance and turned on her, disallowing her to pose for the magazines, like some kind of psycho fat guy, as all fat guys become, when they get a hot model girl they know are just with them for their money, because when growing up fat, while being equally funny, if not funnier and the success of their comedy is a testament to that, no model bitches wanted his dick…but the fame and fortune…brings thirsty pussy ready to eat your wallet if it’s fat enough..

So dudes who worry about not having a porn dick, you don’t need one, that’s for poor dudes who want hot pussy…if you’re rich, girls will fuck you, anyway you like…but when you break up, they’ll run to the media to try to piss you off…being slutty.

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