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2015

20

Aug

Lara Stone for W Korea of the Day

Lara Stone is naked enough in W Korea…showing off her gap, unforunately not her Gash, not that her Gash would be that exciting, she’s old, and really all that matters when it comes to Lara Stone is her tits…and her shitty attitude that involved trying to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her that weren’t even topless….and that even if they were, she should chill the fuck out on it, because we’ve already seen her tits and her sacred Honeymoon is just a precursor to divorce…

Divorce she’s currently involved in..

Divorce that probably inspires this “Look at my titties” shoot..

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2015

10

Jul

Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day

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Lara Stone is a cunt who tried to sue me for posting boring as fuck honeymoon pictures…back when she was married to a relevant comedian….at the time when she was naked all the time in her photoshoots while being a model…because that’s what models do..they are bodies that sell those bodies like hookers…because they are hookers…who eventually start a family with rich people…like TV show creators…

Not that any of that matters, but Lara Stone is still pretty fucking hot, and just because I can’t get over insignificant lawsuits that never amounted to anything, because I am insignificant in the grand scheme of things, like if you were to ask her what DrunkenStepfather.com is, she’d have no fucking idea..but I can still think she’s a cunt in this one sided relationship…a cunt I would like to wear as gas mask…in the apocalypse that is my life..

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2015

06

Apr

Lara Stone for Marie Claire of the Day

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Lara Stone is a model with massive tits and a tooth gap, who at one point in time I thought was hot, because she is hot, and has great big tits and a tooth gap…but who became very fucking ugly, when her marriage to some ugly, yet relevant at the time comedian happened, where they went on honeymoon and she wore a bikini, only to sue everyone who posted the pics, even though no one actually gave a fuck about Lara Stone in a bikini, her honeymoon…she was just being a cunt about it..

I mean at the time, she had countless nude shoots you could reference and a bikini pics was like who gives a fuck, throwaway content, even if it was on her special day that clearly ended great for her…

Well, now that she’s single, she’d back to modeling, and in modeling, she’s showing her tits, but not in a topless way…but in a see through shirt way..which apparently, has the same affect..and that’s NIPPLES!

Good times, even though she’s awful.

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2015

13

Feb

Lara Stone is Fun of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, only because in 10 years, she’s one of two or three people who has tried to sue me…thanks to posting shitty pics of her fat in a bikini on her honeymoon, which was apparently an invasion of privacy on my part…like I was the motherfucker following the big titty model around on her honeymoon…because I care so much about her fucking sloppy tits in a happily in love private moment…

So fuck her, like you were some UK comedian with a lot of money, or at least imagine that when staring at these hot enough pics for W magazine, that feature one nipple, on some substantial tits, which is pretty major for a model…who would normally be 7 foot tall and 73 pounds. Right.

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2015

15

Jan

Lara Stone for Vogue of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy…not because she was just in a campaign she got paid a lot of money by Calvin Klein to be in…where she was riding tween Bieber…like his mom, in her 30s, who stage mommed him, but who isn’t too busy spending all the pre-18 money she made off him…

But because she tried to sue me years ago for her honeymoon pics…where she was in a fucking bikini….with her fat rich husband…when she’s normally paid to SHOW HER FUCKING TITS

Which brings up a good point about these Vogue pics…why the fuck isn’t she SHOWING HER FUCKING TITS

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2015

07

Jan

Justin Bieber and Lara Stone for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Here’s a busty Lara Stone, who I hate because she had her lawyers come after me after posting pics of her Honeymoon that were shot by the paparazzi, and not by me, because she’s a total unreasonable, snake of a cunt, who feels as though she’s more important than I am sure she actually is…but she does have big tits…big tits in a Camapign for Underwear set to the beat of Justin Bieber’s drum…which is just fucking creepy, since Bieber’s got the face of an androgynous, yet fit, bitch…

The whole thing weirds me out…that’s why I’m posting the shit….because it is just shit…shit that probably cost Calvin in the multi millions to produce…and I guess if I’m noting panty ads on Bieber…the world is…at least 100,000 people…on Youtube so far…not quite sure that’s the world…but definitely worth the millions of dollars…they could have probably produced something viral for under 1,000 dollars…I have 300 ideas that could have gone viral…only one includes catching Bieber sniffing his mom’s panties….He looks like that kind of guy….but these ad agencies are assholes who like getting big budgets, to keep getting big budgets, so they can afford their bullshit lives and expense accounts…it is all lies…

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2014

03

Dec

Lara Stone is Slutty for Versace of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her big tits in a bikini, when she’s normally got her big tits exposed for work, I guess it was her “private time” and they are just self-involved cunts who think they deserve privacy…

I prefer her BIG TITS FOR FASHION

But this Versace weirdo erotica probably paid better…

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2014

13

Nov

Lara Stone by Juergen Teller of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once – because I posted paparazzi pics of her on her Honeymoon, because her honeymoon was so fucking private and important that the paparazzi went to creep on her…and she felt the need to come after me…like I was the motherfucker in scuba gear creeping up on her in a bikini…thus making me hate her…

But I do like Juergen Teller’s photographer, he’s pretty top tier, and when it features a topless Lara Stone and her big old nipples, thicker than she’s ever been, even though we’ve already seen her tits…I kind of don’t care that sue bothered threatening me with lawsuits, instead I just incorporate it into my masturation…

“Oh yes babay, send me that Lawyer’s Letter, oh you’re so hot when you pay 500 Euros an hour to send me love letters….I just came”…

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2014

16

Sep

Lara Stone in Panties of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy because she tried to sue me for posting her bikini honeymoon pics…but since she’s a model who gets half naked for money in pictures I get to look at – like these ones of her in panties…I feel like I have won…this battle…because there is nothing more rewarding that trying to decipher a girls vagina lips in a photoshopped pic, even if there is also nothing more humiliating and depressing that this is how you spend you time…

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2014

05

Sep

Lara Stone in Calvin Klein of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once, I don’t know if that was just her flirting with me, you know playing hard to get, or maybe she is just a bratty cunt who thinks people who post paparazzi pics of her shitty honeymoon deserve to be punished, since it is her private moment of officially winning at gold digging….

The lawsuit never went anywhere, because her shitty honeymoon pictures she wanted off the site were hardly as interesting as her model pics, that are for the most part topless and busty, and photoshopped and lit proper that make her look like less of a vile hag….and more of a lovely girl you’d masturbate to…like in this Calvin Klein campaign…that’s not all that amazing, but that made her more money than I’m getting for posting it, since Calvin Klien isn’t one of our corporate sponsors…even though they should be….

Here’s a Commercial….

Here’s another Commercial….

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